
Ah.. I’ll leave this open for now, since a thread like this in one of the FF forums went fine..
If you’re going to reply though, also say WHY you think one character would win. Meaning not saying "’cause s/he cool" or "s/he 0wnz blabla’s @ss", but a REAL reason, okay? ^_^
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the fight i would most want to see of course would be rinoa/garnet. 😉 they could mudwrestle, and the winner gets the title of "queen of final fantasy".
the chocobo/moogle fight would be the comedy bit of the fight card, as omnicloud said. moogle’s dancing versus chocobo’s kicking.
But, probably Sephiroth will win easily(Remember?, he can use the black materia).
Mog is dazed…but now out! He soon recovers and uses Fire 3 on the defenseless Chocobo intending to prepare his dinner…luckily poor innocent Bako is able to dodge the brunt of the blast and quickly swoops in for another shot at Mog, however Mog is ready and is able to dodge the winged wonder with ease.
The battle rages on and Mog soon discovers a new dance, The Macarena! Though it seemingly has no tactical use in a battle is works extremely well on the feeble mind of a chocobo due to the incredibly mundane and utterly moronic movements made in the dance. With this new dance under his possession Mog was able to bewilder and confuse the poor chocobo…however, as any true FF fan knows, once Mog starts to dance the break dances devil just can’t stop till the battle has been won or he has been killed. Mog began the sing and dance uncontrollably…and Bako soon discovered Mog was now powerless to defend against his attacks and began pummeling him mercilessly
"Give your body pleasure, Macarena" *WHACK*
"Because your body is for giving it pleasure and good things" *SMASH*
"Give your body pleasure, Macarena" *BAM*
"Ehhhh, Macarena" *SLASH*
Mog was loosing steam but he simply couldn’t stop…
"Macarena has a boyfriend whose name is" *WHACK*
"Whose last name is Vitorino" *SMASH*
"And during his military swearing in" *BAM*
"She got together with two of his friends" *BANG*
"Macarena, Macarena, Macarena" *SLASH*
At this juncture Mog simply couldn’t take anymore…the poor moogle, who had been over come by dance, fell to the ground and entered into deep uncontrollable spasms…arms whaling about as his feet and legs began to extend and contract�his antenna flying in all sorts of directions while his wings flapped out of unison causing him to be thrown about on the hard ground�
"MacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMa carenaMacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMaca renaMacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMacarenaMacare na…."
Seeing his job had been done the chocobo returned to his daily life, while poor Mog still lies on the ground to this very day, not dancing…not fighting…just singing…"Ehhhh, Macarena…"
And that my friends, is why they banned The Macarena…
Would be hilarious to see, imo
I hope seifer will get another scar in his body;) .
Zidane and cloud:—-if now materia were not allowed(except the 4 elemental magics [fire,ice,bolt, and earth] or just contain ) i say it would be a very interesting match…i think Zidane would win because of thievery…9999 right off the bat but if no skills were used except limits.and.trance for zidane it would all depend on who got there bar up the fastest
Sephiroth and Seifer:—-I think Sephiroth would win first off because he has an ass of Hp compared to Seifer and Sephy has sweet looking "summon" which could make mince meat out of Seifer.