Worst…lines…ever

I hope this is where this kind of topic is sposed to go.

I want YOU (no not you, the other guy) to post the worst or most annoying lines from a video game (and which game) here. Here’s one of my favorites:

Super Mario Bros. – "Thank you Mario, but our pricess is in another castle!"

I think this belongs in General Gaming? O_o Moving.

Let me be the first to say it…

"All your base are belong to us."

Let me also be the first to say…

"LIGHT WARRIORS! Revive the power of the ORBS!!!"

Pretty much the entire ending of FF9. Although, the play is just as hilarious as the one in the beginning.

Of course we can’t forget….

"Here’s a lockpick. It might be useful if you, the master of unlocking, take it with you."-Barry from Resident Evil

"………"
From almost every game
"what do you think squal?"
"Many dots"

Die monster! You don’t belong in this world.

From Castlevania: Symphony of the Night, delivered by Richter Belmont

It’s so much worse with actual vocals. Go to <a href=http://zanyvg.overclocked.org>Zany Video Game Quote-land (coolest place EVER)</a> and find it. You will laugh and cry simultaneously.

"Your dance was so great, it’s like sunshine on a cloudy day!"

– The anouncer guy from the DDR games….my god, why can’t they fire this guy already?!

You recieved a new parts. (can’t remember which game though it was a dc game).

Hmm… it’s not the lines but the way they are said… in this one game named Dynasty Warriors 3, some of the voice actors just…. bleh… let me show you what I mean…

http://mogknight.netfirms.com/dw3sound.zip

The storm the castle event sounds like… ahem… well just uh listen to it o_O

Zhou Yun’s "Defeated General" voice isn’t that bad… but I tossed it in for the heck of it.

Lu Bu is Coming Event is… well I just liked it ^_^

I have Dynasty Warriors 3, actually.

"You have defeated 100 enemies. You truly are a legend!"
"I think they are retreating." (which isn’t even what the voice actors say)
""He’s coming back!" (or whatever they say when that Mao Hong guy comes back)

The voice actors are so terrible in that game. Half of the time, they never even say what the line says they are, then they don’t even give feeling or stop and stumble over the words. It’s just sad.

*just beats Breath of Fire after about a 2 and a half hour final boss battle*

Chracters say about 3 sentences, then closest to the hero says: "Lets go rebuild our hometowns!"

*end of game*

Worst ending…ever…

http://www.albinoblacksheep.com/flash/base.html

just watch.

"The enmy general has fallen to my blade!" from Dynasty Warriors 3 gets annoying.

Best is ofcourse:

Bacon: "Hey this page won’t open!"
Yuri: "Don’t look at me it was like that when I got it! ^-^()"

(conversation over an erotic book) xD

"A Winner is you" – Tecmo Wrestling if I’m not mistaken.

That Lockpicking quote is FUCKING HILARIOUS! Does anyone have a .wav of it? I wanna hear it 😀

Originally posted by Chronos
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I’ve recently discovered that they say that in manga, too. Wonder if it’s a Japanese thing?

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Cheap Resident Evil Lock Quote (http://zanyvg.overclocked.org/residentevil/relockpick.wav)

I think this is from The Legend of Zelda: The Adventures of Link, but regardless of where it is from, its hella-dumb:

"I know nothing."

then y do they have those people n the game? I’m thinkin its just the girls, or most of the time the girls that say that. hmmm…thats not…right:uh?:

There seems to b a problem with the Lock wace from RE. It says I’m not authorized or sumthing.

Originally posted by Fujin

I’ve recently discovered that they say that in manga, too. Wonder if it’s a Japanese thing?

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not only that, but it seems to have infectioned the world!!! more and more each day u see people say:

hi…
or, i am fine….

OMG OMG OMG OMG!!!:eye: o_O

The best line I’ve seen would have to be in Zelda 2.

"I am Error"

^_^

"There’s a secret in the tip of the nose."

Zelda 1.