Final Fantasy VII Caption Thread.

Bahamut ZERO

05-19-2003, 07:53 PM

Yep, I’m bored. I started a similar thread in the Final Fantasy IX Forum, and figured I’d seek pictures to do the same here in the Final Fantasy VII forum. Feel free to add your own captions to any pictures you can find. Again, I just ask that pictures are kept small. Watching a large image load could be painful for 56K users. And mark spoilers where necessary.

Okies, here goes:

***SPOILERS.***

Sephiroth: … Bahamut’s been eating curry again, hasn’t he?
Cloud: Uh-huh.

Cloud: Strange place to build a pub.

Barret: C’mon!
Cloud: No.
Barret: C’MON!!!
Cloud: NO!!!
Barret: C’MON!!!!!!!
Cloud: Barret, I don’t want to play TWISTER!!!

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Cloud: You’ve got a lovely cologne, Barret.
Barret: It’s odour d’Chocobo.
Cloud …

Cloud tried to look cool in spite managing to stall the bike for a fifth time.

Bahamut had a bad cold, as the bad guys were about to find out.

Bad guy: Ewww, dragon snot…

Try as hard as he could, Sephiroth STILL couldn’t hypnotise the user of the control pad.

Aeris: Who turned out the lights?

That’ll do for now.

Bahamut ZERO

05-22-2003, 11:00 AM

I resorted to using HTML code Kie…
" < img src = " URL " > "
That seemed to do the trick with my screenshots…

Kie

05-23-2003, 06:52 AM

Bah, fuck it with a capital F. The admins or whoever should put the code back in…it doesn’t need to be off for any purpose, and the code not being on screws the fun.

Bahamut ZERO

05-31-2003, 10:21 PM

***SPOILERS***

Cloud: When did we grow to be bigger than Midgar?
Barret: I knew I shouldn’t have eaten those Chocobo cookies.
Aeris: Pretty flowers~

Yuffie: That’s one big camera flash!!!

Cloud gets annoyed as one of the bad guys tries to steal his hair spray.

Cloud: How the heck did I get here??? AND WHERE’S MY HAIR SPRAY????? Barret’s gonna pay!

Cloud: Hah! Mine’s bigger than yours!!!
Sephiroth: I’d like to see you use it though.
Cloud: … Can’t… Move… Arms.

Cloud was miffed that Barret hadn’t added "go to the pub" to his list of things to do.

Meph

06-01-2003, 02:48 AM

Cloud appears in the new Road Rash/Final Fantasy hybrid

http://a-writers-block.virtualave.net/seph2.gif

call that a knife? THIS is a knife!

(this one just amused me)

Sephiroth – "i’ll mash you good!"

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Tifa steps up proudly for Barrets spelling bee competition
OR
Tifa distracts the enemy with her mammaries, while Barret gets on down

Agent0042

06-01-2003, 06:13 AM

Cloud gets annoyed as one of the bad guys tries to steal his hair spray.
LOL! Reminds me of a fanfic series I read called "Bad Hair Day For the FF7 Boys." Great stuff. Anyway, I’ll play. Here we go:

Barret: Yo man, look. See, there’s this thing… and I… well… ah man… AAAARRRGH!

Cloud: Hey, come on, what’s this map? Hey, I can’t see what I’m doing! And what’s this strange noi… (passes out)

Cloud: Whew! Never noticed that chic on the airplane before! Come on, pan the camera up just a little more! Please?!

Cloud: Come on, big bucks, no whammies, STOP! (finishes attack)
Todd: Oooh! Stop at a whammy anyway! That whammy puts 4,250,000 gil into our Big Ba….
Cloud: What?! Nooooo! (goes crazy, executes another Omnislash and slices up the entire studio)

– Edited because the site I linked the pictures from (besides the ones on my own server) is apparently playing hardball and not allowing remote linking. (So I had put them both on my server too.)

AdemA

06-07-2003, 06:47 AM

Sephiroth: I swear! I didn’t mean it! It was a, uh, freak toaster accident!!!
Cloud: ….

Angel_Rinoa

07-06-2003, 06:26 PM