Final Fantasy VIII Book Titles

I tried this in the FFX forum a while back, but it didn’t really get much response. I think I’ll try it again here, since there hasn’t been much discussion in this forum lately. This time, I’ll just toss out one as an example to start:

How to Become President of a Country Without Even Really Trying – Laguna Loire

How to avoid a relationship – Squall Leonheart

How to be a playboy and still not get a girlfriend – Irine Kinneas

How to say little and still get the point across – Fujin

Years and years of Star Wars references – Biggs and Wedge

Gunblade, The ABC – Seifer
Sorceress Knight Guide – Seifer

Teachin’, Whippin’ and heart breakin’ – Quistis
Hairstyles for blonde SeeD’s – Quistis

Hairstyles for brounette SeeD’s – Xu
Do next to nothing and still get SeeD instructor’s licence – Xu

One eye on me – Fujin
One word from me – Fujin

YA KNOW?! – Raijin
What the heck to do when the enemy party is all women – Raijin

Gunblade, the ZYX – Squall
Sorceress Knight Nemesis Guide – Squall

WHOO-HOOO! Attitude guide – Selphie
Ragnarok flying licence – Selphie

Time compression, the ABC – Ulitmatica(not yet realsed)
Sorceress junction, the ABC – Griever

Uhm… I’m all outta ideas, for now.

How to Avoid all conversations by not talking- Squall

100 pick up lines- Irvine
101 reject lines- Selphie

How to get a man to do ANYTHING you want. – Sorceress Edea.

I thought of that one at work, and I remembered it all the way home. Be proud of me. 🙂

Edit:- Damn f***ing typo.

how to chat up a girl…………no wait i got cramp AGH! – Laguna Loire

How to lose your voice-Ward
Whatever-Squall
WHAT!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!-Zell

‘How To Swat Flies Only Using Your Fists and Feet’ – Zell

1000 insults – Seifer
Dreaming up ur own Romantic dream – Seifer

Cheery- Selphie

Let ur Sword do the talking- Squall

Loving Yourself by Selphie

What happens when kids are not treated for ADD by Zell

Why do the make so many damn femmy looking men by Squall, Irvine, and Laguna

If FF8 was going to have a title…seriously

I think I saw this in the soundtrack, or the translation for some lines on a site I was considering to buy it. It said "The Succession of the Witches" and I found it pretty catchy.

"A Beginners Guide to Understanding the Actions of Squall Leonhart" – Quistis Trepe

How to be a loner – Squall
How to make a loner not a loner – Rinoa

Being a loner at a party AND getting a dance with a hot chick, by just nodding slightly- Squall.

Getting cool birthmarks- Zell

Breking down at the last minute- Irvine

Evil bitch for begginers- Ultimecia

Not showing your pants for a long time- Selphie

How to be a Great Chef and a One Hit Wonder at the Same Time-Tonberry

Grooming Musts-Moomba

Dealing with Electrically Induced Prison Torture-Squall

Wearing a Red and White Striped Frill Doesn’t Mean You’re Retarded-Professor Odin

Breaking out of Self-Destructive Relationships – Rinoa Heartilly

In reference to Seifer, not Squall, incase you were wondering.

How to understand Ward – Laguna Loire

How To Be A Trouble-Maker by Rinoa
Don’t be a Damsel in Distress-Whip Them into Shape by Quistis
My Boring Life without Videogames by Squall

" Sugar and Me" -an autobiography by Selphie Tilmit.
" Dieting Made E-Z" – a diet book by Kiros.

Your Moms Hot-People who are friends with Rinoa

Your Hot-Rinoa to Squall

I want you- Quistis to Squall

I want you too-Zell to Squall

I want you- Seifer to Edea

Your sort of hot- Squall to Rinoa

Your Moms Hot-People who are friends with Rinoa

Your Hot-Rinoa to Squall

I want you- Quistis to Squall

I want you too-Zell to Squall

I want you- Seifer to Edea

Your sort of hot- Squall to Rinoa

By the way can anyone tell me how to get a pic on my signature and/or who can make it for me?

im no mod but dun double post. its one of the rules. For ur ques, look under the Questions, Feedback and Assistance section. 🙂

"…………."- Squall
"The A- Z of Communication"- Squall
"The A- Z of Good Relationships"- Squall
"Miraculous Recovery from Injury or death Overnight (or how to camp out with a tent)"- The entire party

Sry. Didn’t know I double posted. Thanks for tellin me.

At least post something relevent to the topic in your little "one word replies".

" Pickin’ up Chicks and Loosing them in 10 seconds." -Irvine
" How to Pick on a Chicken Wuss."- Seifer
" How to Suck in a Battle." – Rinoa

How are those only one word? I counted like….over 60.

Time Travel for dummies: Ellone
Raising a ditzy daughter during a war: General Caraway
Getting rid of Leg Cramps: Laguna Loire
Keeping Sane after being exposed to Radiation: Cloud Strife
Falling 350 feet and surviving cause you fell on a church : Cloud Strife

I think those were a bit better than my first ones.

Cloud Strife? Erm, look at the thread topic again please…

TRAINS! – Selphie 🙁

how to leave a scar- seifer

how to bug a guy with energy- selphie

how to bug a gal with cheesey pickup lines- irvine

to to make people think your deaf by not talking-squall

how to be a chicken-wuss-zell

to to atrract dogs in dollet-seifer

how to suck up to a sorceress-seifer

ima complete luntatic pandora!!-dr. odine

Wow ancient topic man….um

"We come in peace." – PuPu

1.How to attract hot chicks_by Squall

2.How to make ur legs cramp_by Laguna

3.How to make urself sexier_by Selphie

4.How to decorate ur castle_by Ultimecia

5.How to kurse people_by Ultimecia

6.How to be a sexier witch_by Edea

7.How to be a cute lady_by Ellone

8.How to court girls_by Irvine

9.How to be a perfect Instructor_by Quistis

10.Guide to stomachache_by Zone

11.Guide to disguise_by Fake President

12.Guide to turn a cold hearted guy into a loving one_by Rinoa

13.Guide to naming ur pets_by Rinoa

14.Guide to rebel_by Rinoa

15.Guide to be a fisherman_by Seifer

16.Guide to get fired by ur boss in 10 days_by Seifer

17.Guide to increase ur bodyweight_by Ward

18.Guide to decrease ur bodyweight_by Kiros

19.Guide to lose ur temper_by Zell

20.Guide to bulld a lousy City_by Mayor Dobe