Things FFX Characters would never say

Shinra Turk origanally made this thread for FFVII.

Things FFX Characters would never say-

Tidus-Oh Seymour,I just love your hair!What hairdresser do you go to?

Wakka-I’m really an Al Bhed

Sin-I used to be a kids pet goldfish,but then he fed me past midnight. [Ever seen ‘The Gremlins’?]

Rikku – I found salvation in Yevon…

Auron – Does this make me look fat?

Now, that’s what I call quality.
I can’t think of anything else at the moment.

kimahri- im so happy!

Tidus: "Why didn’t you tell me!? Why didn’t I know!? I’m not gonna let Yuna strip at the club!"

Yuna: "Thank you, Tidus. I want my journey, to be filled with lust.

Auron: "Haha… you remind me of Jecht. Always asking for another drink…"

Kimahri: (anything at all, he hardly talks)

Wakka: "An Al Bhed!? Oh, brudda! I’ve been traveling around with an Al Bhed and I haven’t gotten the chance to ask her out!?"

Lulu: "You shouldn’t have brought him here in the first place! My orgasms have been acting up again!"

Rikku: "Yuna, now is the time to be serious."

yeah, I know they’re dumb. sorry, but I tried my best 🙂

lol those are funny. i actually laughed!

Thanks! your one of few ppyl who actually are nice and/or like my posts. Can I be on your buddy list?
I see that you registered this month, and so did I! I’m new to forums, so my threads aren’t too good.

Which was your favorite?

lol yea sure you can. well i liked these the best.

Lulu: "You shouldn’t have brought him here in the first place! My orgasms have been reappearing!"

Rikku: "Pleased to meet ya! I’m gay!"
i like the rikku one more though

Originally posted by eikofan69
Thanks! your one of few ppyl who actually are nice and/or like my posts. Can I be on your buddy list?

Please drop the victim act. Moaning about people that don’t like you is only going to make others dislike you.

Anyway:

Mika: *singing* "I’m too sexy for my shirt…"

Tidus: "Oh yeah?! Well my dad can beat up your dad!"

Yuna: "Biran, why did you and Yenke break Kimahri’s horn?"
Biran: "Because Yenke needed toothpick."

I’m terrible at these, but I’ll try.

Auron: *sniffle* All I really want is to be loved…to be held…

Tidus: Be a man!

Yuna: Bitch, please!

Uhh, ***SPOILERS.***

Lady Yunalesca: Actually, I wouldn’t bother with the Final Aeon. It’s not everything it’s cracked up to be…

Seymour: I love bunnies. Fluffy bunnies. With big floppy ears and twitching little noses. I love the bunnies. Why would I want to destroy the world when there are bunnies constantly around?

Maester Mika: I regret having the same christian name as that Formula One guy from a few years back…

Auron: We’ve got all the time in the world. No need to rush. Is that a pub over there? Come on guys, let’s get wasted. No, we don’t need to go to Macalania that quickly. Wait. Guys! WAAAAIIIIITTT!!!! ;-;

Tidus: I’ve changed my mind. I don’t want to go home.

-__- Ahem.

Yuna: Screw you guys!! I�m going home!!

Wakka: E= Mc squared

Lulu: I love you… you love me, we’re one happy family…….

Auron: pass the ketchup please.

Tidus: hey look, its Sin… FETCH BOY

Kimahri: Hey that chick over there, she hot.

Rikku: I think I hear my mother calling, she’s telling me not to be your guardian.

Yuna: death is only the beginning

Yuna: I actually love Seymore

Rikku: HEY WAKKA IM AL BHED SO LIVE WITH TI

Kimarhi: *Recites Edgar Allen Poe’s poem The Raven*

Originally posted by eikofan69
Tidus: "Why didn’t you tell me!? Why didn’t I know!? I’m not gonna let Yuna strip at the club!"

Yuna: "Thank you, Tidus. I want my journey, to filled with lust.

Auron: "Haha… you remind me of Jecht. Always asking for another drink…"

Kimahri: (anything at all, he hardly talks)

Wakka: "An Al Bhed!? Oh, brudda! I’ve been traveling around with an Al Bhed and I haven’t gotten the chance to ask her out!?

Lulu: "You shouldn’t have brought him here in the first place! My orgasms have been reappearing!"

Rikku: "Pleased to meet ya! I’m gay!"

yeah, I know they’re dumb. sorry, but I tried my best 🙂 they are so funny

Originally posted by Sephiroth_Spawn
Wakka: E= Mc squared

Lulu: I love you… you love me, we’re one happy family…….

Auron: pass the ketchup please.

Tidus: hey look, its Sin… FETCH BOY

Kimahri: Hey that chick over there, she hot.

Rikku: I think I hear my mother calling, she’s telling me not to be your guardian.

Yuna: death is only the beginning lmao

Thanks! Which is best do you think?

Wakka: Rikku I love you

Tidus: Yuna I love Belgamine

Seymour: YOU RUINED MY HAIR ILL KILL YOU

Rikku: IM HYPER MUHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA

Yuna, Rikku, Lulu: Slumber Party!!!!!

Tidus: That sending doesnt look to hard i wanna try it

eikofan69- you said you’re only 13? Hey, you’re great at making up something like that at your age! Sorry if you’re not by the way!

And whatever you’re name is, Guy who told eiko he/she’ll (sorry, i don’t no which NO OFFENCE THOUGH) have no friends complaining, well eiko’s only saying, eiko will get more friends if people realise they are ignoring eiko.

And, since i’m posting here is my pathetic suggestion:

Auron; "Kimarhi, i bet you’d look great in fishnet tights, prove it to me, meet me at that seedy looking cafe in Luca!"

All the girls "Hey, Lulu, could you pull you’re top down some more!"

Haha! Those are funny, Such a X-2 Girl!! I especially like Auron (fishnet tights).

you like them? I thought they were a bit useless but if you like I’ll post some new ones when i think of them!
I’ll add you to my buddy list yeah? and are you a boy or girl? xx

Seymour: With hair like this, of course I will become the next Elvis!

Tidus: You know what? Auron reminds me of Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII.

Yuna: What will I do, if I don’t give up my pilgrimage?

Yeah, not to funny, but that’s all I feel like doing right now.

EDIT: My 2,000th post.

Yuna: You know what! Screw Yevon, I’m gonna become a Satanist! (Sp?)
Lulu: Welcome to the dark side…

HEY GUYS!
It’s Shinra Turk in the flesh. WORSHIP ME! HAHAHA!!

But I have absolutley NOTHING to say. This will take alot of thinkin’ for me.

*hands raised to ears, on knees, bending torso up and down, and chanting"
"Shinra Turk, Shinra Turk, you are the master, we won’t smirk!"

Sorry, just thought I’d put that 😀

Teehee, thanks, you idiot:) Good luck on your thread.

Originally posted by Smokey
Tidus: You know what? Auron reminds me of Vincent Valentine from Final Fantasy VII.

Actually, that one quite literally made me "lol".

Originally posted by Ndi

Actually, that one quite literally made me "lol".

….That is really funny, now that I think of it. LOL!

Originally posted by Ndi
I’m terrible at these, but I’ll try.

Auron: *sniffle* All I really want is to be loved…to be held…

Tidus: Be a man!

Yuna: Bitch, please!

I don’t want to even imagine that image.

Ohh too late!

That image looked so….wrong…..so very wrong. O.O

lmao! kudos to Ndi.

here are some more.

Auron: lets talk about epilogues.
(referring to his strange habit of talking about stories)
Rikku: or maybe PROLOGUES!
Auron: (gasp) i never thought of that!

Tidus: anyone wanna tell me why Sin reminds me of my dad?
Kimahri: Deja Vu?

Wakka: So what if i’m dateless, loveless and still a virgin. I am still sexier than all you guardian bastards.
Tidus: Riiiiight.

Lulu: Do you ever wonder what chocobo tastes like?
Yuna: O_O

Rikku: OH MY GOD I JUST STOLE THREE GRENADES! here mr. machina you can have them back.

Kimahri: EEEK! WATER (hiss hiss)

I could never imagine Tidus criticising someones dress sense, I mean the guy’s got one trouser leg longer than the other for christs sake!

Originally posted by hotwired
I mean the guy’s got one trouser leg longer than the other
So do I. 🙁

^_^…….. well………. if they all run out of hair gel they should go to Seymour…… I mean there is not way Tidus’ hair could stay that spikey!!!!!

oh here are some more…..

Tidus: If i were smart i would know how to cook these mircowave chicken nuggets!

Auron: raaaaaar Yunalesca……
Rikku: *slap*
Auron: OWWWWWWWWWW SHE HIT ME SHE HIT ME!!!
Lulu: damn she got to him first.

Kimahri: so uhhh…. when do we get there? (2minutes later) are we there yet???

Wakka: I LOVE LISTENING TO NSYNC THEY ARE JUST SO CUTE ESPECIALLY THAT JUSTIN!!!!

Auron: I’m looking for Yuna… (or something like that)
Yuna: Are you the guy I met on the internet?
Auron: …. no…..

some more:

Tidus: Yuna, I have to tell you something, I don’t actually like you, Rikku’s more my sort of girl!

Kimarhi: Right everyone, I’m going to stop being a mime from this day on so I can declare my love for Wakka!

Lulu: You know what? Pink and green are the new black, So i vow never to wear black again, it’s such an awful colour

Bad I know but I try to do what I say, I posted some more Eiko!

haha! those are funny, and SO true! especially Lulu! :laugh:

Yuna: I am going to sell this ring for one gil
Tidus: (checks pockets) nope not any money…
Lulu: Tidus, you do realize that if gil were brains you still wouldn’t have enough?

Jecht: I have something to tell you Auron…
Auron: Spill you sleezy drunk
Jecht: I’ve given up drinking all together….
Auron: uh huh…
Jecht: I figure that my being Sin is only a hallucination caused by a REALLY BAD hangover.

Wakka: SEYMOUR CAN I HAVE YOUR AUTOGRAPH?????
Seymour: ….. O_O…. sure why not?

Rikku: Auron… if I die I swear i’ll come back and haunt you you jerk.
Auron: have fun… I’m already dead.
Rikku: you just totally killed my parade you know that right?
Auron: I planned on it.
Rikku: YOU SON OF A…..
Auron: watch your language….

Kimahri: (cussing under his breath)
Yuna: what is it Kimahri???
Kimahri: I broke a nail.

Ha ha, these were all great! Especially about Jecht hallucinating that he is Sin because of a hangover.

Wow!These are hilarious!My friend thought of this one-

Tidus: OMG!OMG!A MERMAID BARBIE!My life is complete!

This is mine-

Snake [from Metal Gear Solid] is waving around a picture of Tifa Lockheart in a skimpy bathing suit

Seymour:Have you been going through my locker??!

Seymore: Yuna,I love…Tidus! Will you marry me tidus?

Seymore: OMG!OMG!OMG!
Yuna: Whats wrong?
Seymore: I RAN OUT OF HAIR GEL!!!!

Kimari: Has anyone see my speedo?

Seymore: Its Hamtaro Time!

Tidus,Yuna,Seymour Dancing and singing with the banana-
Peanut Butter Jelly,
Peanut Butter Jelly,
Peanut Butter Jelly Time,
Peanut Butter Jelly Time,
Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball bat,
Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball bat,

Or…Seymour,Yuna,Tidus-
”Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
MUSHROOM,MUSHROOM!”

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

Kimari: Feeeeeeeeeeelllllllliiiiinnnnnnnnnggggggggssss

Rukki: ITS FUN TO BE AT THE YMC!!!!

Tidus: SNAKE!OOOOOHHHHHH!ITS A SNAKE!*Jumps into Yunas arms*

Kamari:Only in canya,got lions and tigers,only in canya…
http://www.weebls-stuff.com/toons/29/

Auron singing reffering to Sin’s cycle of death:
In the circle of life
It�s the wheel of fortune
It�s the leap of faith
It�s the band of hope
Till we find our place
On the path unwinding
In the circle, the circle of life

Is anyone else here?

Seymour: OOOPS I DID IT AGAIN….

Tidus: I AM GOING TO DYE MY HAIR BUBBLEGUM PINK SO THAT I DONT LOOK STUPID ANYMORE!

Auron: You fool, you think that is air your breathing?
Yuna: O_O No more Matrix for you Auron… I think your turning into Morpheus
Auron: CHOOSE THE RED PILL OR THE BLUE PILL?????

Auron: ZZZZZZZZZZZZZ…. afhlakfhahdflkdhf
Rikku: FOR GODS SAKE WAKE UP!!!!
Auron: zzzzzzzz….. this is no story zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz…
Rikku: (poke… poke…)
Auron: zzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzzz
Rikku: its official he’s dead.
Everyone: NO DUH!!!!

Rikku- thunder is my friend

Lulu- dress too tight

Lulu does this mke look fat

Kimahri: THIS BLOWS CAN I HAVE A NEW LEGENDARY WEAPON?????

Auron: GO ME GO ME I ROCK GO ME!!!!!!!!!!

Tidus – IM NOT STUPID

Auron – Knock Knock

Yuna – wheres my bikini

Lulu – No my bikini isnt made belts

Rikku – Godhand…so…heavy…can’t…lift

Auron: So what is Sin really?
Tidus: A puppy guppy????
Rikku: what?
Tidus: he looks like a fish and a dog…………

Kimahri: So…. whose side is Seymour on?

Yuna: BRING ON THE WAR BABY SCREW THE ETERNAL CALM!!!!

Tidus: Hey dad…. what do you use in your hair?

Jecht: If Sin is the punishment for the Spiran’s mistakes…. I am so totally screwed….

Tidus-Kimhari and I have the combined IQ of a raisin!
Auron-Figures

Clasko [on one knee]Y-Yuna,w-will you marry me?
Yuna-Sorry pal,I’m booked.

Originally posted by Tidus__Yuna
Tidus,Yuna,Seymour Dancing and singing with the banana-
Peanut Butter Jelly,
Peanut Butter Jelly,
Peanut Butter Jelly Time,
Peanut Butter Jelly Time,
Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball bat,
Peanut Butter Jelly with a Baseball bat,

Or…Seymour,Yuna,Tidus-
”Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
Badger
MUSHROOM,MUSHROOM!”

http://www.badgerbadgerbadger.com/

I’ve seen those animations. They’re funny. Nice one!

Originally posted by Tidus__Yuna
Tidus-Kimhari and I have the combined IQ of a raisin!
Auron-Figures

Clasko [on one knee]Y-Yuna,w-will you marry me?
Yuna-Sorry pal,I’m booked.

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! those were great

Originally posted by Sephiroth_Spawn

LMAO!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! those were great

I’ve seen those animations. They’re funny. Nice one!

Thank you!!!!:D

Tidus: ohhh hungry
Rikku: thats it no more food for you young man

Tidus: does anybody think Sephiroth is sexy

Tidus just came to Spira for the first time.
Tidus: hey i’ve heard of this place it’s Spira mabye i can go see that hot babe whats her name again oh yeah yuna mmmm yuna aaaaa

Auron: (does the overdrive where he sprays his sword with his…beverage..?) PRAY, NOW!!! (Monster takes his jug and starts sucking down) ANAL CRACKER! I was DRINKING THAT!

(suggested by my friend Matt)

lol!

Tidus: I CANT BELIEVE YOU KILLED MIKA! YOU MAESTER KILLING FUCKTARD! (to seymour)
Auron: (shakes head

Auron: hey Jecht lets go get boozed up and have sex!
Jecht; i though you’d ever ask!

I’m funny? Really?

This is actually for X-2, but hey, X, X-2, what’s the diff?

Rikku: What’s that you have Yunie?
Yuna: Cheerleader dress spheres!!!
Paine: (estatic) CHEERLEADER DRESS SPHERES?!?!?!?OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG, OMG!!!!!!! LET ME TRY’em! NOOOWWW!!!!!!!
(uses it)…..WHY THE HELL IS IT BLACK?!?!?!

that was good!

Sephiroth_Spawn, I’m glad you’re having so much fun with the thread. Just try not to chat it in so much, okay? 🙂

i know i suck but i’ll try again

Tidus: Wakka i know you love me i hate yuna will you marry me?
Wakka: Only if you kiss me and rent some gay movies!

Tidus: I love Spira more than Zanarkand

Seymour: Let me tell you the truth
Yuna: What?
Seymour: I’m bold this is a wig:o
Yuna: Thats why i like people like Tidus
Tidus: I don’t date gay people

Auron: Can you picture me naked?
Lulu: 😯 yes and you look sexy

I know the next have some things from X-2 but what the heck

Wakka is on the farplane looking at his brother Chappu

Wakka: See first you were gonna marry Lulu and i got her now brother you don’t know what you are missing she’s a wild cat in the bed and we do IT every moring and night thanks for dying brother, ya

whooooooooooooooooops…….. sorry….

more things:

Tidus: which came first the chocobo or the…. do chocobos lay eggs???
Yuna: hell if I know
Tidus: I mean they’re birds that has to count for something….

Rikku: (drags Auron shopping) YOU NEED NEW CLOTHES….. and maybe a bath once every calm…
Auron (grumble grumble) HEY WAIT A… I TOOK A BATH YESTERDAY!
Rikku: well then…… did you wash your clothes?
Auron: shut up….
Rikku: meanie!!!!!
Auron: I thought you’d never do that….

Kimahri: YUNA!!!!!!!!!!!
Yuna: Yes Kimahri?
Kimahri: Kimarhi forget what he was going to say….

[Yuna kills Anima possesed by Yu Yevon]

Wakka-OMG!YUNA!HOW COULD YOU DO SUCH A THING??I’ve heard of disliking your mother-in-law,BUT KILLING HER??!!Thats going a little far,ya?!

Yuna-Oh well.

Seymour-Mumsy!

——————————-
Kimhari-OMG!LYK OMG!I AM LYK,SO LYK TOTALLY DYING YM HAIR,LIKE BLONDE!

Rikku-YAY!

I’m not good at these (never done ’em actually), but I’ll give it a shot. Not to be funny, but just to say things that they would never say ^_^.

Yuna: Aw, screw the pilgrimage! I’m gonna trade in this summoner’s outfit to be a stripper! Yeeaaahhhh!
Tidus: *shrugs* Does that mean I’m fired?

Auron: I think I’d rather fight Sin with a rose whip. Swords are too violent and heavy for me.

Wakka: LuLu, I can’t marry you….I’m GAY!
LuLu: You didn’t think everyone already knew that? (okay, so she might say that)

Tidus: Yuna, I can’t love you. I mean, I promised those girls at the game that I would go out with them.

Khimari: I just want: Bang! Bang! I don’t want relationship! I don’t want to know your name! I don’t want to talk to you! I don’t want to meet your mom! I just want: Bang! Bang! (and then so on) (from the video "No Relationship, Please" (#25) at
http://www.funnyjunk.com)

Rikku: If Yuna goes on her pilgrimage and does the Final Summoning…she’ll die! (cries)
Tidus: Yes! Oh, lord, yes!

Kimahri:"can someone scratch me behind the ears?"
Auron:"yeah sure. i like anything furry"
Kimahri:*purrrrrrrrrrs*
Auron:"who’s a good boy? who’s my little boy?"

OMFG!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! THATS JUST WRONG! here:

Auron: (pouting) I want to summon an Aeon…

Seymour: I AM GONNNA KILL WHOEVER MADE MY VOICE THIS GAY!!!

Originally posted by god is dead
Kimahri:"can someone scratch me behind the ears?"
Auron:"yeah sure. i like anything furry"
Kimahri:*purrrrrrrrrrs*
Auron:"who’s a good boy? who’s my little boy?"

Isaaru: "perhaps we should race to see who defeats sin first, no?"(he does say this)
Tidus: "oh yeah!? wanna put your money where your mouth is!?
Wakka:*whisper* "tidus shut up you don’t know what you’re talking about"
Tidus: "nah, nah, this guy is getting on my nerves. how about it pal? 1 million gil says yuna defeats sin first.
Isaaru: "you don’t have 1 million gil"
Tidus: "erm… well… we… we don’t need to cause… uuuhh… yuna’ll win for sure… yeah… that’s it… and after she defeats sin me and her are gonna have so much fun with that money… SUCKAS!"
everyone else:" idiot… moron…

Auron: I like big butts and i cannot…
Rikku: I DONT HAVE A BIG BUTT!
Auron; Who says I like you?
Rikku: WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAH!
Auron: now wakka is another story….
Tidus & Wakka: … O_O

Yuna: SIN YOU SUCK NOW STEP!
Tidus: Dont talk to my father like that!
Yuna: I’ll talk to your father however the hell I want too
Auron; Bad idea…. you interupted the hymn of fayth….
Yuna: So, it sucks….

Seymour-One day I’ll be queen,but I’ll always be myself

Everyone-THATS NOT YOUR LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

Originally posted by Tidus__Yuna
Seymour-One day I’ll be queen,but I’ll always be myself

Everyone-THATS NOT YOUR LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

somehow i found that really funny lolololol 😀

Originally posted by Tidus__Yuna
Seymour-One day I’ll be queen,but I’ll always be myself

Everyone-THATS NOT YOUR LINE!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!

I dont get it?????????? funny…. but I dont get it..

i found it funny to imagine seymour say one of garnet’s lines from FFIX 😀

OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thats who its by….

Seymour: I am one sexy beast!
Yuna: (sarcastically) oh yes…
Seymour; thats right! (slaps his ass)
Tidus: O_O

Auron: (freak dancing)
Yuna: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: (whispering) I thought it was MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!
Tidus: its not that bad… my dad used to do that in the nude…..
Rikku: O_O
Yuna: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! no… wait…. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

Originally posted by Sephiroth_Spawn
OHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHHH thats who its by….

Seymour: I am one sexy beast!
Yuna: (sarcastically) oh yes…
Seymour; thats right! (slaps his ass)
Tidus: O_O

Auron: (freak dancing)
Yuna: MY EYES!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: (whispering) I thought it was MY VIRGIN EYES!!!!
Tidus: its not that bad… my dad used to do that in the nude…..
Rikku: O_O
Yuna: EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!! no… wait…. EEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEW!!!

lol! Makes ya wonder if Jecht ever did do that…maybe when he was drunk and trying to scare people. Heehee, poor Tidus ^_^.

Originally posted by Confused-In-A-Box

lol! Makes ya wonder if Jecht ever did do that…maybe when he was drunk and trying to scare people. Heehee, poor Tidus ^_^.

yes…. that would have been so cool…….. yet extremely gross…. it seems like its something he would do….
Auron: WHY DO I SEE YUNALESCA EVERYTIME I CLOSE MY EYES????
Tidus: Good question….
Rikku: (has this strange idea that Auron is in love with her) YOU’RE CHEATING ON ME!!!!
Auron: WHAT????
Tidus; Am i ….. YOU CRIB ROBBER!
Auron: What on earth are you talking about???
Tidus: She’s only what seventeen…… nineteen i dont know….
Auron; O_o you think that i….. with Rikku????
Tidus: OH YEVON!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!
Rikku: (in tears trying to get Auron busted for "Cheating on her") yes…. all the time….
Brother: (murders Auron) YOU BASTARD!!!!
Auron: X_X
Rikku: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO YOU WEREN’T SUPPOSED TO KILL HIM!!!!! (murders Brother)

tidus: im straight

Seymour: (humming the star wars theme)
Jecht: (humming The Hymn of Faith)
Yuna: (humming "I like big butts" song)
Auron: (sitting all alone in the corner going insane)
Seymour: (bursts out in Ushers ‘Yeah’)
Jecht: (still humming the hymn of faith)
Yuna: (now singing "Get Low")
Auron: I CANT TAKE IT ANYMORE (beheads himself)

wakka-rikku are you al bhed or sumthing
lulu-chapu this chapu that wakka shut up dela with it

oh yeh everyone has some real funny ideas here.

thanx you do too…..

Yuna: (playing ball with Ifrit)
Tidus: yuna i dont think thats such a good idea
Auron: nice to know you think
Yuna: AHHHHHHHHHHHHH FLAMING BALL OF DOOM
Tidus: I told you!
Yuna: ALL HAIL TIDUS THE ALL KNOWING!
Tidus and Auron: O_O

Auron: AHHHHHHH!!!! A SPIDER!!!!! ITS A SPIDER!!!!!!!
Tidus: *looks around* where!
Auron: THERE!! *points*
Tidus: thats no spider! that Kimarhi!
Kimhari: *runs off crying*
Auron: oh…… oopsy….. eheheheheheh……..

*Kimarhi singing*: im too furry fo my shorts, too furry for your party, no way im disco dancing …etc

when i thought of the Kimahri 1 it made me lol.

Can I please just have a horse?

Blank stares from Chocabo vender?????

Yuna: *summoning Ixion* I always wanted a pony.

Yuna: The FFX script told me to be less outgoing.

Auron: Wide…open…spaces…wide…open…spaces.

None of these are mine – they belong to other people but I felt like putting them here for your enjoyment.

Tidus: You know, if I try really hard, I can pull a peanut out of my nose.

Lulu: Dress… too… tight… cannot… breath!

Auron: Can I have pink roses at my funeral?

Wakka: I want a quarter pounder, hold the pickles, a large fries, and a small, small diet coke. You got that haven’t you? A small diet coke.

Yuna: Mcfeagle!

Rikku: Gippal is NOT a meanie.

=)

Tidus: You know, if I try really hard, I can pull a peanut out of my nose.

=)

lol what made u think of that

Jerry Springer: So why are you two here?
Yuna: Tidus, I got something to tell you. I have been selling my.
Tidus: Prostitution! How could you?
Yuna: Can you ever for give me?
Tidus: Well considering that I was cheating on you with Dona, I guess I could.
Yuna: WHAT!?!? I’m getting reengaged to Seymore.

auron – i think i need to hit the gym

Tidus – I really am a loser.
Yuna – I need a boobjob.
Kimahri – One horn broken. Other larger horn still long and strong.

Seymour: This dress fits you well tidus, and this hat is really preety, i think i am going to try a bikini
Tidus: Hey wait Seymour! that’s my tanga

Jecht: it’s so cold, can we play with dolls and drink hot chocolate?

Kimahri: kimahri wants more kornflakes in his milk

Lulu in the beach: I want to make a sandcastle

Shelinda: you know i get HBO with this hat

Jecht in the moonflow when he sees his first shoopuff: that fjiend ate my sHoEs! GiVe Back!

Braska: i told you auron to guard your whiskey bottle, then me!

Auron: i had no time!

yeah i’l try to think of more funnier ones. 🙂

Tidus – I really am a loser.
Yuna – I need a boobjob.
Kimahri – One horn broken. Other larger horn still long and strong.
*falls over laughing*
That is SO not cool! Am i the ONLY person who got that!!!!! *mentally scarred for the rest of my life*

Yuna enters tidus’ bedroom looking for her g-string
Tidus:Yuna this may not be the best time but…. ive been having an affair with lulu
Yuna:oh for a second their i thought you were going to tell me you were gay(she lol)
Seymour peeps out behind the curtain wearing nothing but …. yunas g-string
Yuna:o_o … you up for a threesome?
Rikku enters with auron (wearing a wedding dress) in her arms
Rikku:oh oh
She drops auron
Wakka enters
Wakka :whos up for a game of blitzball …. o_o

LuLu: "Wakka, do you think my boobs are too small?"

what, boobs. but thats really funny.

wakka:Why did you leave the sphere? i was about to wank!!!! ( Luca Goers vs Besaid Aurochs)
Auron: Yhis is your story…………..A story full of midgets and pink poneys…..it’s a heck of a story!!!!
Lulu: I want to learn how to shoot rainbows out of my tits!! I think they are big enough for that maybe then i won’t look so serious
Tidus: I’m such a dickhead
Yuna: Don’t say that you’re just ……………Dick not a dick head

Yuna:screw this stick im using machina
Tidus:I hate yuna. Tobli will you marry me
Auron: We must kill that puppy before it kills sin
Lulu: Too tight must get more pink fluffy things.
Some did came from x-2 but x and x-2 are still the same. also im rubbish at this stuff

Seymour: Oh dear Tidus please rub my dick harder.
Tidus: I’m trying God damn it! But your dick is to small!
Yuna: Try Tiger Balsam Seymour that would make your dick stiff for one hour!
Seymour: Oh yes, Yuna well thought. Now please Tidus rub the Balsam around my dick.
Tidus: Yes playboy.
Lulu: What the fuck is the meaning of this? Seymour, I thought we had something special, you have disappoint me no, here is your dildo back!
Seymour: Very well she was to blond for me anyway. Now Tidus please go now, me and Yuna need to make love.
Auron: come on, stop crying, you have the occasion to get laid with Lulu.

what, now seymour is gay.

someome should clean your brains from those dirty thoughts

This is the saddest thread yet somehow the funniest. Keep it coming but for the love of God don’t keep it clean!

thaliel, are you talking to me or fury. or some one else

FFX ending that didn’t quite make it:

[Scene where Tidus begins to fade away]

Yuna: Tidus, you complete me… [Tidus stops Yuna mid sentence]
Tidus: Stop! You got me at hello! [Tidus runs to kiss Yuna, but goes through her and falls to oblivion]

[Enter soundbite Theme from Jerry Maguire]
The End

FMV that didn’t quite make it:

[Wakka recruiting Tidus after seeing his impossible kick in Besaid]
Wakka: Help me, help you!
Tidus: Show me the money! Show me the money!

Boss ending that didn’t quite make it:

Yunalesca: You want the truth?? You can’t handle the truth!!
[Yunalesca turns into an ugly bitch then kills Auron]

Cut scene that didn’t quite make it:

[Kimarhi getting his first makeover from Guado Eye for the Straight Guy]
Seymour: What?? You mean you don’t use hair gel for your pubes??

Kimarhi: *Anything with correct grammer in it*

Lulu: I’m a little teapot, short and stout…

Oh man, I�m no good at this at all.. just thought of one.. not funny, but I really cant picture Auron saying that

Tidus – Hey you, dont just stand there! All of this is your faul..
Auron, pushes him away, making a cocky face – OH YEAH? So what are you gonna do about it, you son of a..

Maechen: No stories today, I�m tired of talking.

Oh, god I suck at this. Well, at least I tried. And, for the record, you guys are hilarious! Keep up the good work!

hahaha.. that. haha, that Lulu�s too blond for Seymor.. LMAO.. keep �m coming!

Tidus: You know, if I try really hard, I can pull a peanut out of my nose.

Lulu: Dress… too… tight… cannot… breath!

Auron: Can I have pink roses at my funeral?

Wakka: I want a quarter pounder, hold the pickles, a large fries, and a small, small diet coke. You got that haven’t you? A small diet coke.

Yuna: Mcfeagle!

Rikku: Gippal is NOT a meanie.

=)

hahahahahahaha

If you guys never noticed no1 in the game ever EVER said Tidus i dare you to go through the game agen and agen and agen and see if anybody says tidus but ppl in real life its true!!

Tidus: "Oh my god, my voice is deepening!"

Lulu: "How do you think white looks on me?"

…They’re not great… If they’ve been done before, just tell me and I’ll edit it out. Didn’t bother reading the 5 pages of this thread ^^’

Tidus to Wakka "Hey Wakka, check out my brotherhood…"

Tidus – Well, we’d better get going so Yuna can get the Final Aeon at Zanarkand.
Wakka – Whoa, brudda. You gotta stop and pray if you want a safe trip to the Temple.
Yuna – >> *slaps wakka off the Bevelle Bridge*
Wakka – WAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHH! *continues to fall*
Yuna – Now… where we were? *rubs hand on Tidus’ chest*

Yuna:Tidus

yeah well she never says it no one ever says it they only refer to him as him

Riku (at thunder plains): WEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEEE!!

Auron: I am an Unsent
Tidus: Oh. Yunaleska did you in?
Auron: No, the runs
(Tidus edges away)

Tidus: Ready? Who am I? (puts hair into spikes)
Wakka: A bomb?
Lulu: The sun?
Yuna: Is it bigger than a breadbox?
Tidus: No, you *%$^&! I’m Cloud!

Squall: I saved the world from the sorceress, and i kicked my rivals ass
Cloud: I beat a Guy with a mother complex and Jenova and saved the world
Tidus: I died…And left a girl in a airship with incest guys, a rubber fetish kid and a a guy called buddy…

Tifa: My boobs are bigger!!!!
Lulu: No thei aren’t mine are bigger!!!
*cat fight*
Yuna: you chicks don’t know nothing, look what i can do with this staff
Tifa:*pukes*
Lulu: She wins

*Wakka Reaches an STG ( speaking therapy group)*

Wakka: I’m Wakka and i have a problem i can’t stop sayng ya, ya?
Tidus: Welcome, i have a problem i have a voice of a girl
Squall: Whatever
Raijin: Welcome ya know? I have a problem with ya know? I’m like you ya know?
Fujin: WELCOME…SIT…TALK
Sephiroth ( looks like he’s having an elepsy attack): Mother Mother Mother
Selphie: Trains Trains Trains Tee-Hee
Kimahri:…
Barkeep: I can’t shtoop shayyying H insh the wordhs and ih finish my shenteces with yesh? yesh?
Tobli: Marvellous terrific one more!!! heheheeheh i cant stop heheh

Auron: We called it "Sin"
Tidus: (Bursts out laughing) You’re kidding, right?

Tidus: But I must stop Sin, he betrayed and murdered my father!
Auron: No, Tidus. Sin IS your father.
Tidus: NOOOOOOOOOOOOOOOO!!!
Yoda: A copyright infringment, this is.

Yuna: (summons Ifrit) Oh! A puppy!
(summons Ixion) Oh! A pony!
(summons Bahamut) Oh! A lizard!
(summons Anima) Oh! A-WHAT THE HELL IS THAT?!?!

Yojimbo: I am the blade of vengence. My foes dare only whisper my name: Yojimbo… And this is my dog, Fluff’ums!

Rikku: Bananas! B-A-N-A-N-A-S! Bananas!- (Killed by Chaos And Fist’s controller coming through the screen)
Chaos And Fist: Sorry, I can’t stand that song

kimhari-meow

Tidus: *throws his Brotherhood at Sin*
Auron: Be nice to your dad!

Yuna sings; "what can I do for you, What can do fe…..AHH!"
tidus: Yuna, What are you doing?
Yuda: God Dammit Tidus! I didn’t hear you arrive! I was just practicing for the next ffx game!"

At the end of the game…

Yuna: I love you!
Tidus: I love you too!!!!!!

Yuna: *grooming ixion* My little Pony…
Ixion: o.�?!

If you guys never noticed no1 in the game ever EVER said Tidus i dare you to go through the game agen and agen and agen and see if anybody says tidus but ppl in real life its true!!

The reason Noone says Tidus’ name in game is that you can change his name at the start of the game. But you can’t change anyone elses so they can say it.
Makes sense don’t it?

wakka: I will protect yuna with my life! ( he did not say Ya )

Auron: *sings* I…I feel so alive!
Everybody: "Kimahri…just SHUT UP!"
Tidus: "That’s it! I’ve giving up Blitzball!"
Yuna: "This summoner bit is for the birds! I’m taking up interior design!"

Lulu – All of my belts are a little tight. OOH, and they’re riding up!

Auron – Does anyone like my new sunglasses… Not too feminine, are they?

Crazy scholar man – Would you like me to tell you about blah blah…
ME – OH YES, do tell!!

Yes, I’m aware I’m not a real character, but I really have no time for that man!

Yuna:Smile tidus……do It for me please….
Tidus:I cant…
Yuna:smile for me.
tidus:no!
Yuna:come on….. smile damn’t!
tidus:(in his mind)why cant I go to the farplane already!

omg ppl you actually made me lol..

MY FIRST POST!!!

Here’s some of my first:

Yuna:*sitting at a mcdonalds table*i want McD-onald’s chocobo golden nuggets!
Tidus:i want a happy meal with alot of cheethe and dont forget the Auron puppet
Khimari:i told you,KHIMARI DONT WANT TO EAT !!!!!

lulu:hey Rikku,i like your shorts…do they make make them in white?

Seymour(to Lulu):i have been so scared to ask…so arogant..but now i’m just scared..but i’ll just ask and let what will happen happen….from where did you get that black belt?
not so good but i try better next time

Im Pretty Rubbish At These . . . .

Auron : Ma Arm Is Pretty Sore
Tidus : Yuna Do Ever Change Ur Bra !
LuLu : U Know Kimarhi u look sexy without ur horn
Seymour : haha Yuna My Aeons better than yours * starts dancing *

They Such But its all i can think of …..

the end of the game
Tidus: "i have to go now goodbye"
*yuna looks at tidus then* :walks up to him slowly tidus backs off slighty then yuna pushs tidus off the edge. yuna: you stupid *&%%$% and don’t come back you &%$###.
i first attempt is crap

Auron : My arm sore btw.
Tidus : Do U ever chnge ur bra Yuna
LuLu : U know Kimahri i think u look sexy without ur horn
Seymour : haha Yuna My Aeons better than you’rs * starts dancing *

you did the same one lol

Tidus:I need the toilet!

Yuna: ok we’ll save the world after you’ve finished.

i Did not mean to post it twice sorry …

Yuna: can i please have my staff-polish?

Lulu: do you think, when i smile i make people happy?

Wakka: I LOVE THE AL BHED LIKE I LOVE BLITZ
Tidas: IM AM A CRYBABY
Auron: THAT KINOC, A MAESTER…ALRIGHT!!!!
Lulu: YOU KNO EVERYTHING, WHY AM I HERE?
Yuna: I WANT MY JOURNEY FULL OF CRYING, I LOVE DEPRESSION
Rikku: I DECIDED TO DEVOTE MY LIFE TO YEVON
Seymour: SON OF JECHT, COME TO ME, CONSUMATE WITH ME

This thread is funny 🙂

Tidus: I HAVE A NAME DAMNIT!!!! STOP CALLING ME "YOU" AND "HIM"!!!!!!

tidus to anima: wow u mustve beeen pretty hot before you became a fayth huh
ixion: rub my belllly!!!!!!!

Shiva to Ifrit: I love you your so HOT

Tidus: *listening to backstreet boys*
Yuna: oh stop listening that, it’s crap
Tidus: when i’m a big boy i wanna be just like that ^^

Yuna: performs a sending
Lulu: good job, but only next time without crying
Yuna: sh** up and give me a tissue

Tidus: *singing ‘it’s raining men’*

Tidus: You know Yuna…you have a great personality….but Rikku’s so freaking hot!

Kimahri: Yuna, will you change my diaper?
Lulu: Im gonna drop you like a bad habit.
Wakka: Play blitzball? Screw blitzball, lets play ping pong.
Yuna: I need some booze

lol here’s some

Rikku – This thong is chafing. I should have worn sensible underwear.

Seymour: *types and reads aloud* Single White Unsent Male seeking Single Gorgeous summoner… Enjoys long walks on the beach, destroying large cities… No responses on the website yet… Oh, wait, here’s one!!! Who is this… Dona?

i know theyre lme..but i wanted to be a part of the moment 😉

Tidus: I hate it whenever I get wet…My balls sticks to my legs, and it’s a real pain to move it around when on land.

Wakka: Did ya somethin?

Tidus: Blitzball? What the heck is that crap?

Auron: I should get some new shades.

Kimahri: Where find damn comb?

Lulu: Wakka, I think I’m falling for Kimahri…tall, dark, and furry…mmm…

Rikku: Liek omg I can’t fidn mi ritalin!!111!11!!one!

Wakka: Wow, Maester Seymour…you make Yevon look retarded.

Jecht: Wow, that tequila hit me…no more drinks…EVER!

Jecht: Tidus…you little crybaby…c’mere and give Daddy a hug…

Braska: Screw you guys, I’m going home.

Seymore and Auron(singing): I’m so hot, I’m so hot!
Lulu: Wakka, I want you.
Rikku: Death to all!
Kimhari: I love trains!

Yuna: i’m a man
Kimahri: i don’t like blue, im painting myself red
Tidus: *crying in the corner*
lulu: Lets all make babies cry
wakka: i use forbidden machina
sin: oops i squashed my mum
yeah, im not too good but this thread is woohoo

Tidus : Just leave Yuna alone. Who cares if she dies?

Auron : I’m the greatest hero of them all.

Rikku : C’mon Sin. You can beat her!!!

Kimahri : I need a teethbrush!!!!

Wakka : He’s all hairy…groovy!!!

Lulu : Gimme a break

Sin : Let’s all live in peace and harmony

This is from X-2, but there you go:
Nooj: here, have this sphere
Yuna: awww, I wanted a peanut

Auron: *Singing to Beegee’s song "Night Fever"* "Lightsabre, lightsabre, I know how to weild it"

Kimarhi: "Why the hell do I talk like an idiot?"

Wakka: "Chappu!" *Dives off side of Farplane platform in Guadosalam*

Tidus: "I knew that when I first got here, I was going to die, if I didn’t have someone to have sex with. Then she appeared"

Yuna: "Let him sleep with me. He needs his rest"

Crap, I know, but some that I thought of whilst depressed

Yuna: Seymour, I want to have your baby
…geez, that would be very scary…

Wakka: Who needs hair gel when your hair is naturally like this?

Auron: *flicks hair suggestively* cos you’re worth it
Rikku: I am going to die my hair blue
Auron: why?
Rikku: I am worth it
Auron: you are?

Sin: Could you scrub my back?
______________________________

Yuna: I only became a summoner so I could get the aeons to do my dirty work, thenI found out about this damned pilgrimage that summoners are supposed to go on.
Tidus: Geez Yuna, that must really suck.
Yuna: Yeah, and once I go and get this final aeon, it’s gonna rip me apart, this totally sucks!
_______________________________

This one is for X2, lol.

Brother: WHO IS THE LEADER? YUNA IS! YUNA IS THE LEADER!!
Yuna: Well, I’m not complaining! Gullwings, move out!
Paine: Right away captain!
Rikku: Er..Make me!

*before he finds out sin is his daddy*
Tidus: Daddy?
Sin: Yes?
Tidus: O_O

Rikku: Pops…I love you

Auron: *skips through flower field, throwwing daisys on floor from a basket* I am so pretty, oh so pretty

Yuna: Man, I could go for some booze right now
Tidus: Yuna! I am shocked!

Kimhari: Kimhari worried. Kimhari feel weird when Kimhari look at Auron.

Seymour: I will become the next Sin
Anima: No you won’t!
Seymour: Yes, I will!
Anima: That’s it, you’re grounded, go to your room. And no dessert for you tonight.
Seymour: But mom…
Anima: Go, now!
Seymour: Yes, mommy.

Auron: Dammit, only a bit of hair gel left!
Wakka: Tough break, to bad your hair aint spiked naturally, ya?
Yuna: Haha, well, as soon as Auron fixes his hair, we leave.
____________________

Tidus: Dad?
Jecht: Yeah?
Tidus: I love you!
Jecht: Geez, wassa matter with you boy?!