…That’s all I can think of for now.
…You spend all of you money on any FFVII merchandise you can find.
…You spend all of your free time flaming FFVII haters o_O.
(It took me several years of experimenting to find the best shoetcuts to do this…)
Recording every fight you do with Safer Sephiroth.
Killing the optional weapons. (Huge waste of time, just watching the repetitive animations…*cough* KOTR x 9)
Hacking the save files to an extent that you can use Aeris against safer Sephiroth ("Reviving" Aeris is imposible but "using" her in battle is possible).
Hacking the save files to see what 255 of every stat does.
Hacking the save files to see what 8 mastered Counter Attacks does.
Using a 100% hacked Aeris for a 1v1 with Safer Sephi.
Hacking the save file to use THREE Aerises (or any other character).
Hacking the save file….the possibilities are endless so I shall stop here. The above is what I actually have done and there are more.
Recording every fight you do with Safer Sephiroth.
Killing the optional weapons. (Huge waste of time, just watching the repetitive animations…*cough* KOTR x 9)
Hacking the save files to an extent that you can use Aeris against safer Sephiroth ("Reviving" Aeris is imposible but "using" her in battle is possible).
Hacking the save files to see what 255 of every stat does.
Hacking the save files to see what 8 mastered Counter Attacks does.
Using a 100% hacked Aeris for a 1v1 with Safer Sephi.
Hacking the save file to use THREE Aerises (or any other character).
Hacking the save file….the possibilities are endless so I shall stop here. The above is what I actually have done and there are more.
When you know how to hack the FFVII saved files
…you make a buster sword out ot paper meche’ and take it everywhere you go
…you buy a war glove and name it Premium Heart.
u start shouting tifas name out while in bed to your girl friend
you start telling people that you dont exist and that you a clone
you get a gun attached to your arm
…thats all i can think of 4 now
you’d beat someone up for saying "FFVII sucks!".
you dress up as Cloud everyday and you’re a girl
you try to do all the sidequests and find out all the secrets in FFVII
you won’t play any other game but FFVII
you won’t play any other game that doesn’t have FFVII characters in it.
I am guilty of that one, myself. 🙁
You slip a picture of Cloud, Tifa, Aerith, Sephiroth, Yuffie, etc., and you tell everyone, that’s your boyfriend/girlfriend, lol.
You play FFVII everyday.
You have at least three wallscrolls of FFVII in your room(I know I do!)
..When you consider plastic surgery to look like Cloud, or Sephiroth.
…When you hire Orange County Choppers to build you a fenrir, and the KFC genetic engineers to breed you a chocobo.
..when you shell out $5,000 to have a buster sword forged with an uber-sharp edge, and made from a lightweight, super-strong metal.
..when you have a shrine for FFVII in the back of your room.
…when you still cry from when Aerith died.
…when your brain locked into a mode for playing FFVII.
…when you will only have relationships with FFVII cosplayers.
(It took me several years of experimenting to find the best shoetcuts to do this…)
how do you pull that off?
When you walk into someones house and just start going through their stuff.
You know you’ve been playing too much Final Fantasy when you blow up an oil rig because it is draining the life out of the planet.
you know you’ve played Final Fantasy too much when you walk into a drug store and ask for a Phenix down
You play "going to sleep" music all through the night. (I have done this)
When you get attacked by things in an attempt to get your limit break.
You search your whole life searching for Knights of Round materia(talk about living too much in your own world!).
You decorate your whole room with FFVII merchandise and use a shelf of it using insence and praying to FFVII every night.
You have your walls covered in FFVII fan art.
You’re on the search for the Promised Land.
I think I have found myself a new challenge…
When everytime you see a frog you wonder if someone Morphed your friend…
sorry, I tried :p it’s better than the first I thought of
When you use your marbles as materia (I am guilty of doing this a few times).
Oh my CRAP! I can’t believe you did that!
I thought I was goin insane, but I guess I’m not the only one 😉 Let’s hear it for imagination! *High-Fives Mystic-Sapphire*
Of course, I did this a few years back, so I was like 10 or 11 :p
Yeah, I’m guilty of that one… <_>
When you paint an emu or and ostrich yellow and call it Boko.
When you sit and pray for Bahamut for two hours and are deeply saddened when it is not summoned.
When you run in to a gigantic corporate business, run through each of the floors only to get to the top to find the head of the business dead with his son now in charge.
When you can draw the exact layout of the ffvii map, and believe it is a map of our world.
When you actually participate on this board.
If your party is so strong they only allow Safer Sephiroth one move (wall) before finishing him off.
If you’ve maxed out your Gil. (I got 10.2 million Gil and it’s not maxed…imagine how long this would take).
Yeah, I’m guilty of that one… <_>
*thinks* …or when…dammit.
When you play FFVII for 5 years(guilty!!!)
When you go through a day surrounded by attractive members of the opposite (or same) sex, and don’t feel even a little aroused, but as soon as you turn on the the game, you hope that it’s Aerith or Tifa that’s vibrating your controller. (I’m a little guilty of that one, but only a very, very, very little bit.)
When you break into a museum and re-carve the David’s head into Cloud’s.
when you are actually attracted to any of the characters.
When you hunt down and collect (or have built) a buster sword and a masamune (guilty of that one.)
…Sorry, just havin’ a bit of fun.
You know you play too much FFVII when you can come up with a word like that.
I do.
:-[
When you can’t sleep because you keep thinking about the game.
(I do that, too.)
when you kick someone in the shin, dump a glass of water on thier heads and say "Waterkick!"
you throw out your back trying to meteordrive the school bully
you daydream about Omnislashing people
you actually do an omnislash to someone and are now in jail for life becuase of it
when your in jail you wait for the night when sephiroth arrives and breaks oopen the cell and kills the guy in charge.
when your in the gas chamber for getting the death sentence for that omnislash you did you wait for the guard to drop the key so you can wiggle your way out and escape on the highwind after a brutle bitch slap fight with a business woman
when you die becuase the above did not happen you believe you are in the life stream and tifa will come and get you out.
..when you pitch breakfast cereal ideas to Square-Enix. Materi-Oh’s! Magical taste in every bite!
…when you fire off a stream of letters to Square-Enix demanding to know the measurements of Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie.
…when you look in the Great Lakes to see if she floated there
…when you burn NYC to the ground like Sephy did to Nibelheim
…when you set your dog’s tail on fire to make him look like Red XIII
…when you try to get plastic surgery to look like Tifa
roflmao!!!!!
(I’m not trying to be cruel or anything…)
..when you pitch breakfast cereal ideas to Square-Enix. Materi-Oh’s! Magical taste in every bite!
…when you fire off a stream of letters to Square-Enix demanding to know the measurements of Tifa, Aerith, and Yuffie.
The only measurements I want to know are Tifa’s ^_^ (don’t take me to seriously)
…When you dream of killing aliens with the buster sword(I had such a dream, honestly!!!)
…When you want to cut people in half
… When Aeris’ death almost makes you cry (well, guess I’m guilty of that one)
I’ll come up with more ^_^
(I’m not trying to be cruel or anything…)
Yeah, then he starts running around, eventually setting you and your home on fire, and becomes a world threat, so threating even Iraq gives up.
…if you call your mom Tifa and your Dad Cloud
I have 2 copies of FF7 + every FF album ever released
i feel so sad ( yes i hve contemplated taking a diving course, and flying lessons and my cats name is Red13, even if only privately)
I have 2 copies of FF7 + every FF album ever released
i feel so sad ( yes i hve contemplated taking a diving course, and flying lessons and my cats name is Red13, even if only privately)
Hahahahaha… You’re a real FFFF. Not even I can do something like that. ^_^
Things I have done
1 My room is covered in FF7 posters you cant see the wall.
2 I learnt how to play Aeris death theme on the panio
3 I dress up has Yuffie and when to town.
4 I still cry when I see Aeris die or when I hear the music.
5 I do have Clouds Buster Sword and I am trying to get his Force Stealer
6 I have Squall’s necklace and ring and Tidus necklace and ring (it not FF7 I know)
7 I have been playing FF7 for about 6 years (yes I finished the game)
8 I have 2 memory cards that is for FF7 only
9 I have save just before every film clip so I can watch them over and over.
And I think thats about it for now.
when you can play aeris’s death theme on the violin
when you have everyones weapon (by that i mean t,s,c,cait sith,r,y,a,c,b+v) in normal size
when you dream about being yuffie and stealing materia!!!!
~when you dress up as a FFVII character of the opposite gender for Halloween (I’m guilty of that one, I love my red cape^_^),
~when you have a shrine dedicated to the character(s) you think is/are hot (that one’s in progress, then I can be guilty of that too!),
~When you’re totally obsessed with one of the characters (I’m guilty of that one too, guess who it is)!
..when you have a dream about being on the Highwind with all the FFVII characters (Also had one of those).
..when you spend a fortune building a mako reactor, only to have it find rocks.
..when you beat siblings for hogging FFVII for too long (20 minutes). (done that one, too).
..when you sell your soul and learn dark magic just to Hex FFVII haters.
LOL
you become a pixel
LOL….
When the time played clock stops in your game because it won’t go past 99:99:99.
When you have memorized exactly what type of battle each type of chocobo comes in.
When you threaten to cast Knights of the Round on anyone who steals your sandwich.
When you actually pretend to cast Knights of the Round on that person.
When you think it will actually work.
When you are studying Arthurian legend in school and hear about the knights of the round table and start picturing Knights of the Round in your head.
When you can play the battle music on the piano.
When you can play One Winged Angel on the piano.
When you can play the victory theme on the piano.
When you consider Nobuo Uematsu to be a deity.
When you play the victory theme after winning a board game.
When you imitate cloud’s victory dance after winning a board game.
When you can’t find a bf/gf just because you expect all members of the opposite sex to be just as obsessed with FF7 as you are.
When you say lines like "I wouldn’t know, I’ve never had motion sickness," at random, inopportune moments and start to laugh uncontrollably.
When you get really excited in Latin class when you see the word "Materia." (meaning matter)
When you have FF7 for both PS and PC.
When you lose sleep over wondering why the Masamune looks different in Chrono Trigger from how it does in FF games (1,4,7, and 8.)
When you wish you had long, grey hair just like Sephiroth’s.
When you have Finishing Touch before Junon.
When you pass time by surfing the internet for sites that have info on FF7.
When you take 25 minutes to type up one entry on this board.
As you may have guessed, I am guilty of all of these.
and I’m guilty of most of the points in FF1WithAllThieves post
WHEN YOU TRY TO ENCARNATE ALL THE CHARACTERS TO LIFE (NOT GUILTY)
LiKe ThAtS gOnNa HaPpEn
when you pray For Aeris to Come back (NOT GUILTY)
LiKe ThAtS gOnNa HaPpEn
Believe the charaters are real (NOT GUILTY)
Go On a search to kill sephiroth before beating the game Because he pissed you off (NOT GUILTY)
Associated with Pretend versions of the characters (did it Once i was ten and imature)
LiKe ThAtS gOnNa HaPpEn
"FOR DUTY FOR HONOR"
"FOR THE EMPORER"
when you see someone who looks like sephiroth, tackle them to the ground and brutally masacre him
when a person points a gun at you and you dont worry because it will only hurt you a little bit
when you have spent weeks on the net searching for a place to download the FFVII OST for free
when you have looked into the sky and mistaken the sun for meteor, screamed, and began digging a shelter underground
……All of your music on your computer is Final Fantasy
……When every single year on Halloween you dress up as a Final Fantasy character no matter if your a girl or guy
……When you get tattoos of characters on your body
……When you right Aeris’ name on a piece of paper, with your own blood. Underneath it you put "forever"
……You celebrate the day the game came out
……You celebrate the characters birthdays
……You have life size cut-outs and you model them in your house
"when reading To Kill a Mockingbird you inadvertenly call scout cloud. ( i did this once and i have no idea why)
"when your english teacher tells you to compare Atticus to a person in another piece of literature you choose Auron.
(*ok thats and FFX one)
You punch people out who say halo is the greatest game ever made when it is obviously FFVII.
You ask you english teacher if your class can do a unit on FFVII’s story and it relation to things in real life"
When someone says "look a cloud" you run outside with your autograph book hoping to get Clouds autograph.
When you dream about FF7 at night and Daydream about FF7 during the day.
When you wish your date/lover would look like a FF7 character.
Just envisioning that cracks me up.
if you have ever (accidentally or purposely) called a wal-mart wall market (guilty)
all these are soo funny, yet scarilly most are true
When you dream about FF7 at night and Daydream about FF7 during the day.
When you wish your date/lover would look like a FF7 character.
LOL I can’t believe I did those things. Going on a battle frenzy and your thumb gets blistered from pressing the circle button to much.
…When you have a hidden shrine in the back of your closet
…When you have your shrine actually hidden in a secret room that is behind a bookcase
…(This is sick I know but it’s possible that people do this) When you beat off to a FFVII character
…When instead of doing civil war reinactments you do Aeris’ death enactment.
*For the record, all of these that I have listed (except for the boyfriend looking like Cloud) I do none of these things. Things that some of you have posted, such as fantasizing about FFVII, well that uh…well…uh….
if when you saw the first scans for advent children you thought the weapons the silver haired guys (kadaj and loz) were holding for GUNblades and complained about the mixture for weeks
when you do a character’s victory pose everytime you win something
when you dye your dog’s fur red (bonus points if you also try setting it’s tail on fire)
when you could play through the entire game blindfolded
When you make an ff7 religion
On halloween when people say great ff7 costume you say "what costume I always dress like this!"
You sit outside concentrating for hours trying to summon shiva and then when you see a snowflake you go inside saying you have accomplished something and that you have taken a small step into a larger world.
when you miss an entire week of class because your breeding chocobos
You actually spend ages looking at this forum as a guest and dream of registering (guilty)
OH come on i no u’re guilty now cuz weve all done it at least once.(maybe)
also to the topic at hand…
When you color your hair silver and kill random people claiming to be saving the planet
OH come on i no u’re guilty now cuz weve all done it at least once.(maybe)
also to the topic at hand…
When you color your hair silver and kill random people claiming to be saving the planet
Iguess ur right lol
When you actually participate on this board.
If your party is so strong they only allow Safer Sephiroth one move (wall) before finishing him off.
If you’ve maxed out your Gil. (I got 10.2 million Gil and it’s not maxed…imagine how long this would take).
whoops im guilty of the the third,
when all your characters are level 99, all limit breaks, all materias mastered all stats at 255 and you have full amount of gp points
im sad i suppose
oh no…you don’t even need to have finished the first disc to be guilty of that!!!!!
lol
1.You make your boyfriend dye his hair blonde and wear it spiked up.
2.Your car liscence plate reads "TIFA 4EVR".
3.You go to a store and ask them if they carry black leather miniskirts and white tank tops.
4.You’re a guy and you do number 3.
5.You start taking karate lessons so you can fight like Tifa.
6.Whenever someone makes you angry, you tell them that you’re going to use Final Heaven.
7.You injure yourself trying to pull off a Somersault.
8.You wear your black miniskirt and white tanktop everywhere you go, even during winter.
9.You try to grow your hair down to your knees so you can wear it like Tifa.
10.Your dream in life is to move to an innercity slum and open a bar called "Seventh Heaven".
11.You really dislike the name "Aeris".
12.When you go to the beach, you try to catch a dolphin to help you fight.
13.You play Final Fantasy VII over and over, just so you can see the FMV sequences with Tifa.
14.You dream about Tifa every night.
15.You make a shrine website all about Tifa.
16.You get extremely angry when someone says bad things about Tifa.
17.You refuse to play Final Fantasy VIII (or any other game) because Tifa is not in it.
18.You draw Tifa fan-art in your free time.
19.You make a "You Know You Like Tifa Too Much When…" list.
20.You wear leather gloves everywhere you go, just in case you run into ShinRa soldiers and need to fight.
21.You call your best friends "Barret" and "Cloud".
22.You make everyone call you "Tifa".
23.You legally change your name to "Tifa Lockhart".
24.You’re a guy and you do numbers 22 and/or 23.
25.Your girlfriend demands to know why you keep calling her "Tifa".
26.Your e-mail address is something like "[email protected]".
27.You write libraries full of Tifa-related stories and poems.
28.You’re constantly getting into fights at school, just so you can show off your martial arts skills.
29.You find yourself only attracted to girls with long brown hair and ruby-colored eyes.
30.You find yourself only attracted to guys with spiky blonde hair and Makou-colored blue eyes.
31.You write to SquareSoft demanding that they put Tifa in more games.
32.You learn to hack just so you can take down those anti-Tifa websites.
33.You make a shrine to Tifa in your room… complete with thousands of pictures, candles and incense, and prayer offerings.
34.You spend every free minute searching for Tifa pictures on the internet.
35.You begin to think you’re falling in love with Tifa.
36.You daydream about marrying Cloud.
37.You’re convinced Tifa is a real person.
38.When you played FF7, Cloud and Tifa were together for the "date" sequence.
39.You start acting out Tifa’s scenes from the game.
40.Your goal in life is to get Tifa’s autograph.
41.You plan to name your child "Tifa", even if it’s a boy.
42.You buy every piece of Tifa-related merchandise you can find.
43.You want someone to make an anime series about Tifa.
44.You’re convinced that Tifa is a hidden character in FF8.
45.While doing your homework, you write "Tifa" as the answer to every math problem.
46.You look everywhere for silver teardrop earrings just like Tifa’s.
47.You weld a spiked metal plate to the side of your shoe.
48.You search the phone book for Tifa’s number.
49.You learn how to play "Tifa’s theme" on any musical instrument.
50.That instrument happens to be a kazoo.
51.You crack FF7 PC’s files just to get a background 3D image of Tifa for your desktop.
52.You buy dual Voodoo 2 SLI 12MB’s just to see Tifa without those nasty pixels getting in the way (texture smoothing).
53.You play Quake 3 Arena under the alias TifaX.
54.You take up 2 GB of hard drive space with Tifa stuff.
55.You make a Tifa Winamp skin.
56.Your Windows desktop image is a Tifa picture.
57.You carry a picture of Tifa in your wallet and tell people she’s your girlfriend from Midgar.
58.You wish Tifa would come out with her own line of products, so you can use the same shampoo and toothpaste she uses.
59.You cry when people say Tifa isn’t real.
60.You constantly ask your boyfriend/girlfriend if he/she remembers "those starlit nights back in Nibelheim".
61.You want your spouse to change his/her name to "Cloud".
62.You practice until your biggest talent is your ability to mix a great drink.
63.You hurt your back trying to use Meteodrive on the school bully.
64.One of your hobbies is flaming Tifa-haters.
65.You hang around with people who have type-B blood, in case Tifa ever needs surgery.
66.Your internet screen name always has the word "Tifa" in it.
67.You begin to think that you and Tifa are somehow related.
68.You cried more when Tifa was hurt by Sephiroth than when Aeris was killed by him.
69.You always have Tifa in your party when you play FF7.
70.On your FF7 game, Tifa is at a higher level than Cloud.
71.You have been known to kick people while dumping a glass of water over their heads and saying, "Waterkick!"
72.Your teacher asks you to write an essay on a famous person, and you choose Tifa.
73.You look everywhere for red contact lenses.
74.You make a life-sized model of Tifa out of papier-mach???.
75.For your art class assignments, you always draw Tifa.
76.You always dress up as Tifa for Halloween… and every other occasion.
77.You get chosen "best Tifa costume" at a cosplay event, and you say, "What costume? I always dress like this!"
78.You are known as "The Tifa Clone" at school.
79.People who haven’t even played FF7 know who Tifa is, thanks to you.
80.When people make fun of Tifa, you kick them and dump a glass of water over their heads…
81.You know you must be Tifa’s twin brother/sister.
82.You get plastic surgery so you can have big anime eyes just like Tifa’s.
83.You try to find out Tifa’s measurements so you can exercise and have a figure like her’s.
84.You’re a guy and you do number 83.
85.You cry when your black miniskirt and white tank top get lost in the laundry and you have to wear something else for a change.
86.You save your game at the point where Cloud gets lost in the Lifestream and Tifa takes over, then play it over and over again.
87.Instead of praying to god, you pray to Tifa.
88.Whenever you play a game that lets you name your character, you always call him/her "Tifa".
89.The most important date on your calendar is May 3.
90.You slash your chest with a knife so you can have a scar like Tifa’s.
91.You get Tifa’s name and face tattooed all over your body.
92.You buy a ZIP drive for your computer just to store all your Tifa stuff.
93.When you see a girl wearing a black miniskirt and/or a white tank top, you have to slap yourself and repeat "It’s not really Tifa" over and over.
94.You get a custom keychain made with your name, and aka Tifa written on it.
95.You buy Tifa’s earrings and wear em everyday, and get upset when you have to take ’em off.
96.You have a habit of writing Tifa’s name everywhere(on notebooks etc).
97.You get angry when people say Cloud and Aeris are a good couple.
98.You get even angrier when people say Cloud and YUFFIE are a good couple!
99.You mix an 8 minute long techno version of Tifa’s Theme.
100.You create dozens of Shockwave Flash clips for various Tifa sites.
101.You create CG graphix of Tifa.
102.You submit stuff to this list!
103.Your fan-fic(s) is told from Tifa’s point of view.
104.Every other word in your sentence is "Tifa". For example, "Tifa Final Fantasy VII Tifa is Tifa cool! Tifa."
105.In your game, Tifa reaches level 99 first.
106.You wish football teams were named after her.
107.You try to do Final Heaven on people if the conversation is not about Tifa.(Including teachers!)
108.You die if you see, hear, or read nothing of Tifa within 3 seconds.
109.You wish your boyfriend would SOLDIER.
110.You do Beat Rush on anybody that wears a pink dress.
111.You turned down Michael Jordan’s autograph to get Tifa’s.
112.You see someone dressed as Tifa at an anime convention, and you bug her until she gives you her autograph… on every part of your body.
113.You own a life-sized poster of Tifa.
114.You constantly practice what you’re going to say to Tifa when you meet her.
115.You carry pictures of Tifa with you everywhere so you can look at them all day.
116.You go to karate tournaments in hopes of seeing Tifa there.
117.All the items on the "YKYLTTMW" list apply to you.
118.You memorize all Tifa’s lines from the game.
119.You have more in common with Tifa than with your real friends.
120.You name your gloves "Premium Heart".
121.You make stuffed dolls of people who hate Tifa and stick pins in them.
122.You hum Tifa’s theme in the shower.
123.When a men’s magazine has a poll to find the top 100 sexiest females, you mailbomb them with entries for Tifa.
124.You want to make a pilgrimage to Nibelheim.
125.You can’t remember what your life was like before Tifa came into it.
126.You have type-B blood transfusions in the hope that it will bring you closer to Tifa.
127.You are convinced that Tifa-worship is the only true path to spiritual enlightenment and eternal salvation.
128.You write love letters to Tifa and e-mail them to Square.
129.You send Square a birthday card for Tifa every year.
130.You attempt suicide when someone wipes all the Tifa stuff from your computer.
131.You print out all your pictures of Tifa and bury them in a time capsule so that people in the year 2999 will know about her.
132.You believe that the name "Tifa" has incredible arcane significance.
133.You run for election so that you can make laws to have people executed if they say anything bad about Tifa.
134.You clean your FFVII CDs with a silk cloth dipped in holy water.
135.You start a Tifa fan club.
136.You turn down every girl who asks you on a date because you don’t want to be unfaithful to Tifa.
137.You turn down every boy who asks you on a date because you don’t want to be unfaithful to Cloud.
138.You buy the domain name http://www.tifaforever.com.
139.You rewrite the Bible so that it saya, "On the first day Tifa created…"
140.You propose that May 3rd should be renamed International Tifa Day.
141.You’re depressed all the time because you know you can’t ever be with Tifa.
142.You always let Tifa fight in the Battle Square.
143.You always let Tifa play the snowboarding game.
144.You name your gold chocobo Tifa.
145.You spend all your free time looking for Tifa Shrines on the internet.
146.You find out how to play other songs on Tifa’s piano.
147.You spend hours collecting sources(power, speed, luck, magic, guard, and mind) just to get all Tifa’s stats to 255.
148.You never put Aeris or Yuffie in your party, because you only want Tifa and Cloud in your party(without getting anyone between them).
149.You call your local radio station and dedicate a love song to Tifa.
150.Your parents and friends have resorted to dressing as Tifa to get your attention.
151.Your room has a huge scroll of Tifa on the wall.
152.You put several Tifa pictures in your locker.
153.You named a cat you found outside Tifa…then unfortunatly found out she was a he 🙁 But took the kitten in anyhow
So long…….
I wanna play it until i no the hole game by hart
LOL No its when u start shouting TIFA TIFA when ur shaging ur girlfriend
I wanna play it until i no the hole game by hart
I put it on Microsoft Word, then copied and pasted here. Took about 30 min.
OCD?
Obsessive Compulsive Disorder
or if you spend your whole summer tryin to get the perfect shade of blue for your homemade Cloud costume
now im gonna go test it out on paper…STATISTIKS BABY!!!!!
now im gonna go test it out on paper…STATISTIKS BABY!!!!!
"kenshin himoura" who is this?
how does one figure it out on paper?
Kenshin would win, he beats Sanosuke, who uses a sword similar to Clouds
Hmm, I’ve just reconfigured my PC sounds so that it now sounds like a PC from FF7
what? i need a reason now… the guy’s a fuckbag retard
When you try to cast knights of the round during school and everyone stares at you, so you try to cast it on them.
what about at work?
i didn’t alter this, it’s just funny as it is
I have another one…
..when you post a list that long even though you really don’t like Tifa as much as the other characters (true)
You are punished an cant play an from that you get the shakes worse than six recoverin crackheads
wen you make cheezy home videos of your new show called, "Jackass FFVII" which doesnt last long because of a few lawsuits and of course your own death from sed plane
or enjoying another can of cider.mmmm
Oh my God.
when you ask the guy at the counter of a drugstore in your town if they have seen a guy in a black cape…then ask for an turbo ether
when you ask the guy at the counter of a drugstore in your town if they have seen a guy in a black cape…then ask for an turbo ether
are we sure those mako burns arent…THE CLAP!!!!!?
OH MY GOD! its contagious!
When you think about where God was during that whole game. Why didn’t he stop Sephiroth? *God strikes me with lightning as he finishes a bottle of wiskey*
….. Your so up for money that you Sold the Ultima Materia (Oh god… I seriously did this)
U no u play too much FFVII when you answer this question with:
"If I take the Highwind, does that count as frequent flyer miles?"
can i get this in writing, cuz i’ll do it.
You could put it on yourself =)
When everytime you see a tanned bald guy you wanna draw an elipse (…..) next to him.
actually that happens only with a combination of various hallucinogens and being very tired
You try to show everyone in your school "The light" which is FF7.
You actually succeed at doing that.
This ones FF8 but its still good:
You develop a very muscular right forearm from boosting the GF’s (Guilty of this one)
Are you sure THAT is how you aquired a "very muscular" right arm? i think you were doing something else…sinner. :notgood:
(good one! =)
when you find a green bottle on the ground and drink i t cause you thinks its a potion (*hick… =)
when you find a green bottle on the ground and drink i t cause you thinks its a potion (*hick… =)
When you allow all the Hobo’s around to convince you it is a potion
wut i mean is, why doesn’t anyone ever say, "The other red meat," it’s always the other white meat. Is red meat bad?
…….when you attack someone and play the winning music after you have one(i dont like this one)
and here’s 1
you know you play too much FFVII wen you start thinking your hands should be box shaped instead of these ugly, large…FISTS!!!!!
When you actually believe gil is a real currency…OR IS IT?
when you can beat the game in under 5 hours
when you mastered the etire game’s lines
youve beatin the game over 30 times
you cry when arieth dies everytime you play ff7
when your hole room looks like a new demension because of all the ff7 crap
you look for ways to revive aries for days and never give up
you beat the crap out of people for sayin aries is gay or for sayin
ff7 is gay
you kill yourself hoping to go to the planet when you die and become part of the lifestream
when all you want in a girlfriend/boyfriend is to look like a ff char
you play with marbles thinking there materia
you have a shrine to ff7 in your room and you pray for ff7 all the time
you hack the game so bad that the game disk looks like a straight line
you spend millions of dollars to look exacly like cloud
you spends millions of dollars to have all the ff7 weapons ever used
This is all i can think of for now….
haha, i am guilty of this one…when will Yuffie apear at my door… 🙁
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You know the world is obsessed with FFVII when there is a list this long dedicated to something about final fantasy.
i don’t have much to say,being a new final fantasy 7 finatic!
when you can beat the game in under 5 hours
when you mastered the etire game’s lines
youve beatin the game over 30 times
you cry when arieth dies everytime you play ff7
when your hole room looks like a new demension because of all the ff7 crap
you look for ways to revive aries for days and never give up
you beat the crap out of people for sayin aries is gay or for sayin
ff7 is gay
you kill yourself hoping to go to the planet when you die and become part of the lifestream
when all you want in a girlfriend/boyfriend is to look like a ff char
you play with marbles thinking there materia
you have a shrine to ff7 in your room and you pray for ff7 all the time
you hack the game so bad that the game disk looks like a straight line
you spend millions of dollars to look exacly like cloud
you spends millions of dollars to have all the ff7 weapons ever used
This is all i can think of for now….
im not sure but i think most, if not all of these have been used…..they are still good though =) when you go to church, break the floor and plant yellow flowers and sell them
except hes in advent children, nevermind that then
When people say Halo is the greatest game ever you beat the living shit out of them, smack them in the face with FF7, and then tie them to a chair and force them to play FF7 and beat it 50 times to realize its greatness and to open their eyes to the inferiority of Halo. (My dream to do to all Halo fanatics!)
When you send birthday cards to squaresoft for each characters birthday.
When your parents call you your real name you spaz out and say "No, NO!! I’m not (your name) I’m Cloud (or some other FF7 character) CALL ME CLOUD!!!" then you take the figurine of Cloud (or other FF7 character) and start banging it on the desk saying "WHY…CAN’T…I…BE……..YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When you scare people by doing the above things.
lol.my friend was actually a victim of that…one day at school he got pissed of cuz some dude was talking to his girlfriend so he got up from his desk and pushed the guy out of his chairthen he put his fists up for a fight then the guy just stood there and looked and said"wuts ur prob?"my friend"wanna hit on my girl again homo?"guy"i was just talking to her"(friend smacks him)(guy puts up fists)my friend just keep saying "GO!!…GO!!…GO!! ITS UR TURN TO ATTACK MUTHERFUCKER!!!!!!lol all our friends just kept laughing and then before he knew it the guy just hitted him 1time ,friend fell on the ground,then guy just punded him in his face like 20 times(we go to a ghetto school where the hall monitors actualluy ask u for weed…to buy not to see if u have)so no one,not even the teacher, tried to stop itthe next day his girlfriend was all like"u need to learn how to fight…pussy" lol it was funny should’ve been there
When people say Halo is the greatest game ever you beat the living shit out of them, smack them in the face with FF7, and then tie them to a chair and force them to play FF7 and beat it 50 times to realize its greatness and to open their eyes to the inferiority of Halo. (My dream to do to all Halo fanatics!)
When you send birthday cards to squaresoft for each characters birthday.
When your parents call you your real name you spaz out and say "No, NO!! I’m not (your name) I’m Cloud (or some other FF7 character) CALL ME CLOUD!!!" then you take the figurine of Cloud (or other FF7 character) and start banging it on the desk saying "WHY…CAN’T…I…BE……..YOU!!!!!!!!!!!!!"
When you scare people by doing the above things.
lol that one was funny! i should do that to my brother hes a halo fanatic
how did i come up with this? my uncle who loves final fantasy also, has a childhood in philippines friend who likes him, and he’s now in canada and met another girl that he likes. he told me that his love life is so amazing. he said he’s like cloud. i remember that day, i think i laughed the whole day!
– everyones singin the latest pop/rap/rock song and you’re sitting singing one wing angel
– when you die you want aeris death theme played at your funeral and you want your body put in a lake
– you sit in room all day acting out scenes from ffvii with character figurines
– you get a pet dog and call him redxiii and accidently kill it when you paint it red and try to set the end of its tail on fire
you might play too much FFVII
thats kinda frreaky.. where do they zoom in from?
1.) Every topic in this board is 10 or more pages.
or
2.) You have to scroll halfway through the thread listings to get to the newest topic.
so…..they could be watching me right….now…?? :eggsweat:
…… you call a butcher knife as Cloud’s buster sword.
lol,
you know you play too much ff7 when…..you think shinra are the us government
2…you have cosplays for all the charicters
3…you only play ff7
4…you pray to lord sephiroth
5…you hoped that tiffa would get naked for the don
6…you have memerised the lyrics to the final fight with sephiroth
7…you go to other threads to flame ff7 flamers
8…you have hit a person for talking to much about ff with out mentioning ff7
9…if your favorite fantasy is tiffaand areith……hmmmmmmmmm(ooops)
10… if your guilty of the above and are a non-lesbeanic/non-bisexual female
11…if you are gulty of at least 5 of the above (i am 1, 2, 4, 5, 6, 7, 8, 9, 11,
u ain’t ready