FF7 Role Playing (live fansub)

rules:

1.) It is based on ff7
2.) Must be true to character (at least semi-true anyways)
3.) guest appearances from other games/shows will be allowed.
4.) this thread is purely fan-sub… NO DISSCUSIONS!!!
5.) once you pick who u want to be please stick w/ it… that means there can be 4 sephs but 1 seph can’t also be cloud, get it?

other than that, have fun… let your imaginations run wild!

to be honest I’m thinkin of ordering it for myself and turnin subtitles on… I’m not sure if I can wait… the agony is just unbearable… (refering to FF7:Advent Children; the whole reason this got started)
AAAHHHHHH!!!!!! the men in the white coats are here to take me away again!! (heard screaming in backgroud) "No!!! you can’t have me!!! I won’t go!!! please no… I wanna stay… SUM1 PLEASE HELP!!!

Hey helps on the way (cid rides up on a shriner car)

Maybe Cloud will rescue you? Maybe he can wear another pretty dress and infiltrate the mental institution!

(still driving in the shriner car to the bedlam) Damn traffic!

yeah… Cloud showed up in the pretty, glittery dress and knocked out the guards… Cid, maybe you should get the highwind fixed… SOON!!!

hmmm…..*goes to see if she can borrow Cloud’s bike for a rescue mission*

Finaly it’s fixed *fires up the engins* Here we go……*lights up a his ciggertt*

*BOOM*

dude you want to lend my bike, just dont break it

So Cloud has rescued you, in that case there is no need for me to join in with this rescue mission. I’m sure Chaos could have come in handy.

no, you can go along… I’m still tryin to find a way outa here…

(scratches head) did I knock that guard out or was he just like that? I think I’ve been this way already!?!?

Do you think you could help?

*Whips off the smoke* Damn yuffie and those trick smokes *flies toword the Bedlam*

*Flies in through an open window as Chaos and then transforms back into Vincent*

*whispers to party* careful, I heard one of the guards talking about some sort of experiment just b4 I slit his throat…

*uses bike to get there, then sneeks in using Ninja skills (I’ve decided to be Yuffie)* Hmmm….oh! shiny! *gets distracted by Materia*

*launches two nukes at a duck in his air space.* Damn Ducks are alway in my way!

sry… I didn’t get who said what so you’ll have to decipher it yourself… lol

Final found you guys way didn’t you wait for me?

*Aimlessly Shoot everyone in this thread* (Yeah cuz i’m a Turk 😛 )

Ooooo…..gotta be more Materia up there.

*climbs up rope ladder without being invited*

Hey alls! Yuffie is here!

oops sorry for chatting

now that thats been said enough chat… lets continue…

(im seph by the way…)

*points finger at Cloud, no idea what was behind her* and watch where you swing that! You could hurt someone with that thing!

(I think it would be more interesting if we roleplay the person on our avatar so it would be easier to spot. Otherwise, you can always change your avatar to the person you are role playing)

(how can I play as the guy in my av if my av is from ffxi? and I wanna keep it that way… but thats not a bad idea…)

*Starts shooting wildly at the robot-thing. More start to appear*
Yeah we did pass that blood stain about 10 minutes ago. Ahhh, why won’t these robot-things stop coming?

(im some random guy who owns a bunn coffee maker and likes ducks)

(a reminder, I’m Sephiroth)

wait a second didnt cid already let down a ladder oh well

how do u know what part to play?

you just pick one and play it but remember to use whats already been laid out for that char.

slightly off topic but I like you guys and I would like to invite you to join my forum at http://www.phpbbforfree.com/forums/index.php?mforum=aai .

Hey im not getting payed well and everyone thinks im gay in ff10 soooo HERE@S TYDUS TO HELP *gets out brotherhood and slashes at anything moving but because he’s gay he misses*

go back to the begining of this thread and read… guest appearances (guest means that you write them in but don’t play as them) are allowed but lets try to keep it to ff7 chars ok? if you want be cid, or a turk or something… the wierd guy who likes ducks needs a hand…

*tydus dies and transforms into a sephrioth folower in black cape* sorry

(I’d be my avi, but that’s Ultimecia and though she is totally awesome, just doesn’t fit here)

(Remember we can have GUEST appearance from other FFs)

and as for what chars are left, no-one has picked red XIII, barret, tifa, aeris, or any of the turks (w/ the exception of our newest turk), and I guess you can make up a char that is ff7 based (you could say he was a civi that decided he wanted to help), but guest appearances from other ff’s can only be written in (ex. suddenly Sin showed up and swallowed Juno). We want to try to keep this ff7 based as much as possible… ok? and multiple ppl can play the same person, just so long as they incorporate what has already been said… ok? there can be multiple sephs, but you can only play one char yourself, do you understand?

*the elevator stop in front of them (ting), the doors slowly open.
Theres a mysterious person standing there posing with a long rod
"hey guys, going somewhere" says………….RENO

wooof * he barks and runs in a circle trying to catch his tale

*light it with his smoke* Heres a parting gift for the guards *Throws it at the guards*

I’m glad I through that before the doors closed

*light it with his smoke* Heres a parting gift for the guards *Throws it at the guards*

I’m glad I through that before the doors closed

u sure u on the right thread????
lol

And I blow up those dead robots cuase I wanted too ok.

*normal voice* Hmm….lesse, I jumped after Materia, got it, and fell off. *rubbs slightly bruised behind* and landed here

*sees Cid takle dead robots, so decides to have fun and pounces him* Are we there yet?!

"oopss sorry noob. But Im da real turk here." then return to stance.

*points Gun arm at Einafit and Reno* I aint no tramp fool!

"Einafit watch a real pro at work. I’ll handle this junkkie"

*Climb on a tree & Sit on a huge branch while observing Reno Vs. Barrett*

*note to turk* I got the time to make anther.

So now what I could get the Real highwind to get us at the A pick up zone but the ETA is 10 minuts.

hmmm…..if they can’t see…..

*tries to see if strange man’s pockets have Materia inside (strange man = Sephiroth)*

GET ME OUTTA HERE!!!

oh and (playing as seph here)

*hears blade dig into something soft, almost like flesh, but no sound is heard* *thinks to self* (uhhh… ooops…) *yells* uhhh guys… I think I found something… *prods in front of himself w/ the sword and finds that the soft stuff covers the everything infront of him*

p.s (ill let u live aztroth if u can guess where i got the name nadim from, hint ff7)

*Reno assultes towards barret. Barret locks and loads on Reno (me). Fires multiple shots.*
*Reno dodges some bullets and bloks the rest with his metal rod. Contines charging towards barret. Reno hits barret with his rod and then electricutes (dont know how to spell it) him with it. Barret falls to the ground unconsious.*
"ha ha ha, pathetic fool. Ur no match for a true turk." *Turks music plays in background*

(like the action above lol)

*Turk music plays*

*tydus dies and transforms into a sephrioth follower in black cape* sorry

according to the last post that he made that had a feasable declaration of who he was he was a seph follower (clone).

(LOL I’m only suggesting you… don’t really mean it. hahha)

*lights come on. picks up bandana Sephiroth sliced off*

You’re the second one who’s tried to kill me with a sword this week! Look, just hand over the Materia, and maybe, I’ll show you how I snuck in here.

Stand back *presses a button the C4 gose off* theres an exit!

Reno replies before metal workewr dies "tell someone who cares jurk"

after worker dies "serves u right punk, ha ha ha ha"

*grab Reno and runs off*

"lets go to don carnio place. Looks like good fun."

"Dont move Reno."
Reno freeze at this new voice.

Tifa: "Im coming with you."

(for those of you not sure whats goin on, this is a really big plot twist)

*thinks to self* hehe…and that means you have big Materia, and soon, it will all be mine

*back to others* okay, so Vince can fly, so can Mr. Forget-who-he-is, Cid has the Highwind at his command, so what about ME?! :notgood:

OK I just told my workers that We are ready to get picked up.

chief load master answers the phone and listens to Cid’s request

"hey, guys….do we still have that ladder? i thought they could fly?"

"ok"

*They enter Don place.*
*Turks music plays.*
Don stutters "hey hey, turks. I dont think i have to pay the protection money yet, its early isnt it."

Reno replies "Dont shit urself, were not here for the money wer here for the pleasure. ha ha ha"

" Hey, we got one right here, sir"

load master looks back at the officer holding a dusty rope ladder

"hope it still works"

Chief petty officer replays with a distrusting look, "if it doesn’t, our leave will be cancelled…you know what that means, sir."

"Cid will cancel our trip to the hunny-bee inn, " the load master frowns.

(for those of you not sure whats goin on, this is a really big plot twist)

hay im th REAL sephrioth *evil laugh (chokes) (splutters) well u all know how a evil laugh sounds* and i know how to fly *jumps into the air and leans forward with arms outsretched *imflying im…* falls and hurts knee* ouch

"Sir, we still have no fix on Cid’s position, " relays the Senior Airman.

" Take the Pizza off sonar screen, airman, before the Officers arrive!" yells the load master

"Loadmaster, have the extraction plans ready for flight ops in 5 minutes!" shouts the Junior grade pilot from his post in the contol deck.

the loadmaster couldn’t control his outburst, "Shi’t! extraction…all we got is this !@#$% rope ladder!"

Junior airman nervously inquires, " sir, i thought they could fly?"

*looks at Vincent, thinking to herself* and you are next…hehehehe

*Cid takes the helm* lets get this over there. *flies over the hole and drops ladder.*

I thought you were going to leave poor little me down there all alone….

Junior airman: " Sir, we saw an explosion of the port-side…we thought we were under attack…

Loadmaster: " Cid will have your job… i hope that vincent guy eats your soul or something…now you can check on the chocobos…MEET OUR NEW STABLE BOY JUNIOR CLASS!

*Ccrew laughs.

Crew Cheif: " anaconda 22 this is highwind 16, over"

Anaconda 22: " go ahead highwind 16, over"

crew chief: anaconda 22, status on mid flight refuel, over"

Refueler cheif: highwind 16 this is hotel 22, refueler ETS is 5 minutes. *break*
Cid gave the order will on the ground, over"

crew chief: "wilco, out"

load master: "airman, stow that ladder and send the refuel report to flight Ops. and inform the captain of the stable boy’s new rank and also to drop linkage for that refueler…hopefully, Cid will be pleased that he won’t have to drop this airship to refuel"

Senior Airman: " see i told you they could fly…"

lalala……*looks at the sky* The HighWind!!!! *Starts shooting the highwind with a bazooka*

HEY RENO!!!!!! Look what I found!! Come out quick!

load master: " great, crew chief, send word to the comissary to provide the conference room with the meal."
load operators: " honeybee inn, baby!"

deck hand: "Sir, there is someone balled up in the hay next to the chocobos….and sir…it kinda smells weird in there"

loadmaster: "SHI’T! not again…tell MEDCOM to bring up some tranquilizers…end get that stable boy a mop!"

meanwhile, in flight ops…

senior airman: hey, should we tell Cid we are being shot at?"

OPS specialist: no, we seem to be out of range…we can do without the yelling today.

senior airman: what about the refueler?

OPS specialist: " it’s got a Mako Laser on it. let them deal with it."

OPS SOLDIER: Shuddap! you hear that! anaconda 22 this is ops 03, over"

Refuel chief: this is anaconda 22, over

OPS SOLDIER: anaconda22, situation: unknown enemy firing explosive charges *break* 2 maybe 3 persons *break* transmitting coordinates and fire for effect, over

refuel chief: ops 03, roger, copy coordinates and fire for effect.

*refueler fires a 3 second burst from mako laser at transmitted coordinates*

*Looks out window* WTF no damage safe for now.

Senior airman : *mutters under breath* " i told you he could fly…see"

back out on the deck…
load master: " Shi’t, did you see that guy fly… damn. i bet he’s gunna cutt’em"

junior airman: " naw, i bet he’s gunna shoot’em…"

crew chief: sir, captain wants to bring us down…

load master: "does he know he have 400 gallons of Liquified Mako floating above us? he can wait until we are done, besides i thought they all could fly…"

crew chief: *yelling into flight ops* " reporting no damage, we were out of range, sir"

commo. cheif: " anaconda 22 this baker 3c, over

refueler chief: " this is anaconda 22, over"

commo. cheif: " anaconda 22 we report radio disturbance in this area due to nominal explosion port side, over"

refueler chief: " baker 3c roger, status of refuel 90% *break* we’ll be outta here in 3 minutes, over.

commo. chief: "anaconda22, send report to flight ops upon completion, out."

junior airman: "sir, i guess the honeybee trip will be cancelled…"

loadmaster: " you better put those thongs back before cid sees you in’em. he hasn’t cancelled yet"

IT HURTS!!!!! GOD THE BURNING, MAKE IT STOP!!!!! *falls in a heap*

*Evil Laughs* (choke a little bit) *continue evil laughs*

loadmaster runs into flight ops…"hey! the fuelers heading out. fire for effect!!

gunner 1st class: " highwind 02 this is this is ops14, go code A10, fire target 2 and 4, over"

" ops14, targets sited and locked, fire box 4?"

" highwind02, negative fire the lot of it at targets 2 and 4, out"….." we’ll have that honeybee inn trip no matter what!"

meanwhile on deck….
junior airman: " this isn’t good…Cid is chuteless and there is nothing but fire on the ground now…but no more bazooka blasts

crew cheif: " there shouldn’t be, that was 10 tons of liquid Mako

"Hey cid if ur highwind fires those missiles dont u think will all be dead" (as we are all near each other)
"so tell the ship to back off". "it will be just me and u" *returns so stance*

*Whispers to Einafit* "feel free to jump in any time u want, ok"

Man if this Sephiroth don’t turn evil I’m gonna Stab him with his OWN damn masumune sword!!!

*Throw hallucination potion at sephiroth*

Wow talk about Freek! Anyway if u want a bad ass sephrioth i suppose i could be him for mabe 2.4 million gill. eh eh

Get a life you bum! and put me down nor I’ll pull a grenade pin!!!

I don’t wanna go down…..I don’t wanna….

((will someone push her down? It’ll be fun))

*I quikly hit the grenade away using my elecrto rod. It blows up and theres smoke everywhere. So dont know if petrification has worked.*

"Einafit u ok? u kind of new so take it easy we dont want u to get hurt do we"

*Reno shouts* "Rude hold Cid on the ground!!!" *Reno runs up to Cid, and pulls out a knife from his leg*. "Eat this pig!" *Reno stabs Cid on the shoulder, blood squarts out all over the floor and on my jacket.*

(by tha way does reno have a limit? i dont think so, well actually i dont know)

How could we forget

*falls off Highwind and lands on Cid and Vincent. very happy to be on the ground again*

Awww….you guys broke my fall, that’s so nice of you.

pilot junior grade: " ops 14, this is Mike 01…open dampers and release all pressure."

crew chief: " what the hell is going on?!

load master: " it’s time for the hunney bee in, baby…HEY! Airman, don’t take those thongs off just yet, the party is a go. "

pilot junior grade: " coordinates set….it’s mine now baby!! HA HAHAHAHAHA!!!"

senior airman: " sir, can i bring the goat?

loadmaster: " have right, the F!@#$, at it, big bro!"

*spindles turn and release a blue flame… the highwind swiftly disappears into the horizon*

*runs back out* Did someone say to find Sephiroth?

(Poor Rude, he had a tiring day from those Avalanche bastard. And that freaky guy who turns into some weird looking creature that made me faint!) We’ll revenge for you Rude… right Reno?

I’m ready to go when you are! Just lead the way!

Thinking to herself. Hehe, first Sephiroth, then Cid, Valentine, you’re next, hehe

Trey the fat bouncer: " well, to tell you the truth, i don’t know!"

pilot Junior grade: " come on, it’s the damned highwind…you know you want it."

trey: " well, i guess so…i will give you 1.4 million gil for it."

pilot junior grade: " uhh, that’s not 1.4 that’s an ALL materia."

trey: " same thing, besides you said that you don’t need it anymore, right?"

pilot: "yeah, that’s true…well….OK!"

loadmaster: " boy, is CID gonna be pissed….HAHAHAHA!

pilot: " NAW, he’s in the hospital"

Junior airman walks out of the Hunny bee in with his new bride David

loadmaster: "he’s a little big for you don’t you think?"

airman: " those thongs are a little small for you don’t you think?"

David: " leave him alone you big bad man>"

loadmaster: " hey, we sold the highwind…"

airman: " you know Cid’s gonna be pissed"

pilot: "he’s in the hospital"

david: "you know some people have materia for that…big bro casts cure3 on me after…"

loadmaster: "STOP! you’re nasty…lets get out of here before we are spotted."

pilot: "alright, i got the 1.4 from the ALL lets’ go."

the crew dissappears into the shadows of the alleys

Gruuuuuuuu….

*hides in shell*

gruuuuuu….

*hides in shell again*

Well that’s good. Bad. Bad boys!

(btw: Im just doin this stuff so I can have something to post… I inadvertantly took myself out of the story for the time being earlier… lol… oops…)

Wait, why is this world 3D? Where’s the Magitek armor? What’re these attractive females doing here? How did I get here? *shrugs*

gruuuuuuuuuu…

*hides in shell*

Catch some rays? What kind? Sting rays or manta rays?

gruuuuuu…

*hides in shell*

(I’m wearing this bikini except I have the ShinRa logo on the front part of the pantie. :D)

(I still have my hat on…. because you’re NOT ALLOW TO SEE MY …err.. FACE. *blushes*)

*looks Cid up and down* not bad.

Btw Rude… why did you change so quick? You look hot in your black trunk with that chocobo on it (hehehehe)

Edit:
Look what I got! lol….*snickers*

(Rufus have that same logo on MY pantie. HEHEHEE)

OT: Where did you find that good thing I’m not in it:)

Tseng isn’t DEAD! We saved him remember? Now he’s ummm… hiding somewhere, just don’t know where…and Elena too.

Rude, lets just ignore Avalanche and enjoy our 1 day vacation… go on, get change… (thinking of Rude in his trunks hehe)

*Reno runs towards the water with a yellow rubber duck float around his waist*
r u stupid Rude, didnt u know Einafit cnt swim…..(i didnt know either).Anywayz move over i’ll fiinish this mouth to mouth. *einafit begins to coff* hey princess u got me scared for a while there*fliks hair again* how about i give u a massage then

I’ve had enough of this!
IPSO
FACTO
MEENY MOE
MAGICKO!

Yes, that’s right, I’m Spekkio! I AM the master of war! Phew, sometimes I scare myself!

(hey i was crono too the signature test that clound207…. linked)

*claps her hands and thinks for a minute* Well, staying here in the sun would be a nice break, but following Vincent to finde Sephiroth would be a lot more fun. *thinking to self*and profitable…hehe

*points towards the mountians* That’ll be fun, but it’s up to you, I’m just along for the ride *thinks again to self*and the materia

(who the heck r u ?!?!?)

*walks into reactor, A open door with the name Jenova printed on it*
"Ok i’ll go in first…………(cough) but make sure u follow me ok (cough)"
*enters the door*

(well not we have to wait for azroth/sephiroth to tell us if this is the right location)

Aztroth/Sephiroth am I in the right place?

(well i dont know wat to do now ran out of ideas for this place)

*Disappears*

Cid: Seph, you back there? *walks to the back area with the desk, and sees me standing there haveing just awoken* … Seph… you ok, man? *I look up and see Cid, standing and staring questioningly*

Seph: What do you want? *an almost malicious tone in my voice*

Cid: Im just looking for you… where the hell did you go? what the @$%# is your problem lea- *is cut short by a hard stare from Seph*

Seph: You have no right… you shouldn’t be here… LEAVE!!! NOW!!! *lunges at Cid w/ masamune drawn*

Hey now! That’s not a way to treat your friends! *casts WALL between the two*

(well if ur read my last post u would have know wat floor i was on, duh)

*Reno runs into the battle scene (it is a small room)* "Einafit move over or lose some weight, der not enough room in here" *run towards Cid and clashs weapons wid him (electro rod and spear)*

"its pay bak time"

Seph: *maniacal laugh* You really think that can stop me? I may not remember who I am but I sure as hell know that that won’t work on me… now… I have the power of a god I don’t even remember how I got it! Hell, I don’t even remember how I got here! I just want you all to leave, NOW!!! You have no right to tell me what I am!!!

Seph: Sooo… it’s you I should thank for being who I am, huh? It’s you I should be thanking for being a half crazed demi god with amnesia? Well then maybe it’s you I should be pointing this blade at?

(Side note: Let me introduce Aeris’ Clone: a Spy who spies stuff for me…Aeris_Pink )
(second side note: Ignore the fact she’s my little sister okay? She just wanted to join… :erm: )

well.. ex-turk anyways…

"Well see that silver head dude?" *points at Sephiroth* "Were trying to stop him from destroying the world. Could you help us? Oh and BTW WHO ARE YOU?"

(sorry for being so Rude) GET IT? HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA!!

(well i guess it Azroths post next, to claim if his invinsible or dead? well up 2 u)

*Hobbles back to his feet*

Seph: How dare you! *pulls sword out of his gut* … *props himself up with it* You will leave or I will have to redecorate in here… NOW!!! *heaves himself up and makes as to lunge at Reno*

*jump on Vincent’s back and tries to Strangle him once again*

(yo Aeris pink I’d grab the pin and the spoon and out it back on the grenade to keep your boss from getting killed.)

Thanks Chaos *Cid gets up painfully and runs his spear in the shoulder of Einafit* No shooting for you little girl!

Rude, We’ll be alright, go back and get Reno out of there, he’s all by himself! GO NOW!

"sound like a good idea," *hold Einafits hand and walks to gold saucer lift to entance*

*starts to walk away.* -thinking-Materia theiving and hanging out with the biggest, baddest Materia user I had ever met (a bit, in the North Crater trying to kill him) had sounded fun. But then again life with Cid is never dull.

*glances over shoulder and pulls a small black materia out of pocket. walks over and quietly sets it in Sephiroth’s hands.*

*wispers* It’s no good anyway, since you all ready used it, but maybe it’ll make you feel more at home.

*runs out, becoming spunky self again, before skidding to a halt in front of Vincent’s coffin. sticks hand in cloak pocket, grabbing what materia I can, and run even faster to the Highwind*

*loudly* Heya Cid! What’re we gonna do now?

Well, this should be fun.

🙁

*pokes Cloud*

Let’s go skinny dipping.

Hmmm….could go see Vincent, all though be may not be too happy with me right away. *thinks for a minute, more relaxed then usual* I dunno, where are good places to go Materia looking. Found most of ’em in Wutai, and I think I got all but a few from the guys we hung out with when Meteor came crashing, I got Seph’s Materia, who does that leave?

Leads the Tarnag shock troops, and decimates the shinra army and acidentualy crushes the pitiful avalanche resistance in the mince of battle…..

"Men of Tarnag tonight we make our destiny we have been betrayed by our own and now chaos sits at our doorstep threating to take all that we hold dear. There is no going back for now is our time."

"For Tarnag, For Honor, For Duty"

Leads the Tarnag shock troops, and decimates the shinra army and acidentualy crushes the pitiful avalanche resistance in the mince of battle…..

"Men of Tarnag tonight we make our destiny we have been betrayed by our own and now chaos sits at our doorstep threating to take all that we hold dear. There is no going back for now is our time."

"For Tarnag, For Honor, For Duty"

Dat so gay that i cant be bothered to read it all.

(Anywayz bak to storyline)

"eh, i flick my hair bak to impres…………i mean cuz me hair keeps cuvering my eyes, u would’nt know cuz u dont have any"

"anywayz Einafit how about i should u a bigger toy………………….i saw the cuddly toy over at that basketball game"

*look up at Cid* Yah, I heard it, I thought it was you.

Shit we lost Mako production

Seph: ummm… hello? Can I help with something? or are you looking for me? Cuz, actually I was just about to go looking for you…

Sneak up and kill’s random bystander and goes back into shadows un noticed.

*finds a nice pillar and sits cross-legged in front of it*

I heard we will recieve the Pink materia where we can summon the Ancient. Very powerful! 😀

(btw have u beaten that wepon under water, his fokin hard i did after 2 hits)

Well the thing is, I’m not sure which weapon holds the Pink materia… and if we want to take them both, we need to be prepare. Must stop by a shop… what do you think? Reno?

*sees Reno walks to the door*
*drops towel and hop into the tub full of bubbles*
*yell out to Reno* What did you put in here? It smells nice! 😀

Seph: Somehow this place looks familiar… have I been here before? You know what… never mind… I don’t think I wanna know. *this is said after noticing the concerned looks on the faces of his companions*

Seph: So what I wanted to talk to you guys about is this:
If I hurt you, why do you want to help me? Why do you give a damn?

(Im going to be really busy, so you guys can control me, just don’t kill me…)

What happened before wasn’t your fault. We’re your friends now, that’s what matters.

(I’m going to be off for a bit, so I leave control of seph up to you guys… take good care of him…)

*swipes drink from Cid* *hick*

*outside, Reno has just caught a Chocobo*
"ummmm look there the highwind, it looks like its heading into Midgar"
"Rudd wers Rufus, is he safe"

*come up to Reno and stood next to him*
*sniffing my hands and arms* Reno I like what you put in that tub, maybe we should do it again next time. *Cheesy SMILE*

almost there turning on the thrusters.

Vincent what’s on the radar?

*curls up in front of the map, mostly silent. Finally looks up at Cid*

How long until we land?

Pluse There is someone here we need to bring with us in that church is where he is.

Cloud: You hear something?
Cid: Yeah it sounded like the wind against metal.
Cloud: probly

Wisper to Reno: What are those guys doing here? I wonder… hmmm

*big grin at Cloud and Tifa* Heya! Long time and no see!

*streatches* Rufus is a bighead, all the Shinra are. But they have good Materia, so I guess the trip won’t be all bad.

theres too many of them, if we do attack will have to use a really strong materia,any ideas….ultima

KORT equiped! Ultima equiped! Hades equiped! Leviathan equiped! Shiva equiped! Chocobo equiped! (In case we want to flee.. lol)

here, you guys can mimic me *hand Rude and Reno the Mimic materia* :D)

(ps: Im still busy with exams, but I thought I should post something, so you guys can continue doing whatever)

everyone watchout for comet 2, dodge it now!!

(me and barret fought but i beat him up and he ran away, lol……. seriously)

*equiped with Counter, Mime* Really, thanks a ton boys! (we all know what counter-mime does)

I got my Revive materia and now Pheniox!!!

(Revives Team mates & damages the Turks)

(I agree with Cid in fact that if you are not going to participate in this thread sensibly as a character, then please don’t spoil it for those of us who are using the thread for what it was created for.)

Uh….*gets up from being KOed* owies…..thanks Cid. *looks at Turks* that wasn’t very nice! Try this on for size! *summons Leviathen (sp?!)*

Damn we lose again…….:-(

*sits on something and starts thinking* Lesse, they’re Turks, which means they aren’t too bright; they have one of the most powerful Materia users in the world, who has lost his memory; and the three of us have the Highwind and a group of friends that haven’t fought a hard battle in years.

*snaps fingers* Take your pick, they either went to Midgar, Junon, Nibellium, or Rocket Town. Those are the four places I know of that are still under Shinra control.

You’re not that much older than my, are ya Cid?

*looks at the ruins of the Shinra Tower. Grabs a piece with the Shinra logo on it*

Yup, we’re here.

*Cloud walks from a peice of destroyed wall with half of Shinra written on it* there isnt much left to go on about there location, everything is either burned, chrushed, or was picked up by shinra when they left……..Cid, Vincent, any thoughts on where they might have gone?

Of course, I’m only like what, 18? *hehehe*

*looks over at Cloud, then walks up and looks over his shoulder*
Hmmm….well, we’ve been to Nibellium. Rocket Town? That’s your home turf Cid, you seen ’em there?

(welcome! I play the ever hyper Yuffie, so watch your Materia, I’ve all ready theived Sephiroth, Cid, and Vincent)

okay…..Please tell me it’s not a long flight. They don’t seem to agree with me.

mineuts later they arrive at Rocket town. Ok we’re here landing now

sorry to interupt

Yah, yah, I’m commin’

(ur a bit slow init. there moving to Cratar now, lol)

Any new Ideas? is’nt there a clone of Sepherioth down there.

Not so bad down here, it’s….*sees dragon and pulls out Oritsuru*

Lesse, Counter attack, mimic, that should do it.

Yo! Cloud I survived the falling platform, Weapon’s attack and Meteor! Can you belive it?!

(ps: who are the new guys?)

If speorith is down there does that mean the other one we know is a clone?

I gave it back to him…

You What!!!

Seph: Ummm… I don’t think so… so how did I get here? and why do you guys keep trying to "convert" me?

(cool! an alter ego version of me!)

Ohh Fuck we’re not gonna make it!!!!!!!!!! *just bearly missing the barrier* Shit!! is every one ok?

*thinks, she is probably by the most mako filled area to stock up on power……* Vincent we have to head to Center of Midgar where all the Mako is stored, Jenova is there……i can feel it! lets go!

*points foward* OK lets head to Midgar
*Einafit: Midgars that way
o sorry *now points the right way* LETS GO!!!!!!!!!!!

(*thinking* weapon shows up)

Um….we gonna fight that or leave it to the others.

*fishes through Materia back, just in case*

(do i sound evil? I hope not. hehe)

*PHS Cid* Cid, are you ok!? how far away is Diamond Weapon?!

Im not a clone… at least I don’t think I am… I look like the original… don’t I?

hahahah *laughs hysterically* *gulp gulp gulp* Rude….*gulp gulp gulp* I…… I can’t remember.. haha *Smack Reno on his back* Say something….*laughs like crazy* … I can’t think anymore, these Tequila is getting me. hahahha *Pass out*

How about this one? Found it somewhere, never used it. (it’s KOTR)

(in absolute disgust)

…Cloud…

You will pay for what you did to my brothers…

*shakes her head* it’s safer with me. Come on, we got work to do.
*thinks to herself* On the ground

No should interfere with me. It would be foolish.

(Dives deeper towards the ruins of Emerald Weapon)

Brother, damn it. Im going to need your gem.

(Tears the Gem out of the corpse of Emerald Weapon)

2 to go.

RedXIII: (Looking at the crashed Highwind) Cid isnt going to be happy about this. Cloud looks really frustrated too.

Im going to find Jenova on my own, Cloud would be so proud of me if I killed her.

(Dives into the ocean)
I wonder how long I can hold my breath?

*CENSOR* @#$!#$#$^@!@#@#$#% *CENSOR*
*Rude walks out of room with 2 black eye, a bleeding nose, and a busted lip*

(I think i’m carrying this new turk, Eina, to being a tomboy.. heh)

*reorginizes Materia to Added Effect-Destruct, Sneak Attack-Steal/Mug-All, and KOTR*

Think I’m ready. Lead the way!

Alright guys, lets head for Midgar! No more delay!

*pulls out Orits….(can’t spell and too lazy to grab book from desk)*

Bring it on!

*Whistles*

(also i kill the last jenova. just because i was sick of its ugly face)

*We reach The Highwind in Jet form* Ready for take off?

*looks at Cid, the Highwind, then back at Cid*
If we HAVE to…I guess so….

????
I didn’t do anything…..

Dis means war you stupid freak I’ll kill ya I’ll skin ya alive!!!!!!!!!! *usse is limit break Dragon brawl* Eat this and this!!! *throws a 1 meg ton bomb on the weapon after casting wall*

*jumps into battle and because of current Materia equiped, started battle by stealing a few items*

Need a Limit Break, come on break….

(dark seph disappears)

All right! Try this on for size!

*uses All Creation*

Another one?!?! Arg! I all ready used my Limit Break!

*casts her "unknown red materia" KOTR* (and I can only use it once, but I just want to see the reactions to it)

Alright! this place is crap! (What was our mission again? I can’t remember)
Lets fly to Costa del sol and relax for this week. I bet professor Hojo is there with his white suit on while trying to get a tan 😮

*looks back at Cid* But…uh….I’ll help you fix the Highwind if ya want….

*Speaks to Rude, Reno, and Aeris_the_Pink_spy*
Guys, I remember I have something I must do. I’ll find you when I’ve accomplished the task. c-ya
*Runs off*

Omega Weapon: YYYYRRRRRAAAAA! Ahhhh! Now, lets start the fun.

I knew it would be cold, but jee, does it have to be THIS cold?! I’m freezin back here!

*looks around a bit*

Is it supposed to be this quiet?

oh and omega… have all the fun you want (dark sephiroth is not talking fastly because the meteor ritual is being contucted)

don’t DO that! You’d make a ninja jump at a noise. Come on, let’s just get this over with.

*hand goes to sleeve covering her own ribbon and wispers*
She was a great person, cared about everyone. If everyone was like her, then there wouldn’t be anymore wars

(I now listen to sephiroths word because the planet wants him to be god so he can destroy all humans that have corrupted this planet.)

*finds a dry cave*

In here! We can wait it out inside.

hmmm….fire, burn, lesse….

What the…!!! How can it see in this blizzard. Wait! I don’t want to know.

Be careful Cloud, don’t get blown off the glacier. It’s a long way down.

*Reno watches the ring video. The phone rings. (creepy voice) "…7 dddaayyyzz"
7 days later Reno mysteriously dies.

(I might chek wats happening soon but for now adios amigoz)

You’re bigger than me. I’ll just hide back here.

OK I gottcha

sounds like a plan. Now, shall we go look for him, or run like scared little forest elves down the mountianside?

Meteor’s been WHAT?!?!?! I can’t believe this, I’m supposed to be the theif with all the Materia. Who’s got the white one? I ain’t never had it.

*Wakes up after having been knocked out by Weapon.*
Uh…my head really hurts. What happened?
*Remembers being attacked by Weapon.*
Damn, where am I?
*Looks around the place where Weapon left me and realise I’m in the crater. Suddenly sees someone walking out of the shadows where they had been standing. Immediately recognises the person.*
Sephiroth!

Good idea. Cloud always seems to know what’s going on. You lead, you’re bigger than me.

*gulp* do we really want to be here? I mean, really REALLY want to be here?

*hears PHS and grabs it out of Cid’s pocket*

Aiya Cloud! I guess the real Sephiroth is up ahead, summoning Meteor or something. Wind is really bad down here. We’re gonna try to get up to the crater *wispers* right? *regular voice* so where’re ya?

Ok, I’ll be Jenova then. I’m with you. (umm… where are we curently right now, cold you explain the situation a bit plz. thx)

Owie…my head….who hit the pretty ninja? It wasn’t very nice.

*looks to see others out cold and shakes Cid’s shoulder*

Cid, hey Cid? You all right?

Are we dead?

We saved ya guys a bunch’a times. So stick the toy down before you hurt something.

*then, quick as a ninja (duh), moves out of the line of fire to stick Cid between her and the gun*

I ain’t stupid ya know, I’m a ninja.

Well, at least we know Sephiroth really DOES have the black materia.

*thinks about Cid’s remarks about explosives*

You know…you could hurt someone with those.

*points to Turks*

Would they work?

*looks up and shakes fist at Weapon* Hellooo!!! Pretty ninja down here! Pretty ninja and things going BOOM under feet in not a good thing!

*hears the "what now" question*

Get rid of that thing in the sky.

(Wakes up) Huh? Where did everyone go? Why is it so cold? and why are there golden chocobos all around me? I gotta find Cloud (Take off towards the crater)

penis

he is beating him senseless

*chokeslams acpo*

*swollows* Be careful Cid. *runs off towards the center of the Crater*

and watermelon