EDIT: Oh wait, YES I DO:
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A-fucking-men
FFIV is one of my fav FF’s… oh well, everyone is entitled to their own opinion I guess.
Crap games… gods, I’ve played a few…
Sega CD – Night Trap, Sewer Shark, almost ALL of the entire ‘Make my Video’ series.
NES – Captain Skyhawk
N64 – Star Wars Episode One Racer
Gamecube – Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask (Zelda collection for the GC) and Zelda Wind Waker…. as well as Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicle.
Atari Jaguar – Alien vs Predator
PS2 – (Got a few here) Suikoden IV, Robotech Battlecry, Lord of the Rings – The Two Towers, Samurai Warriors, Samurai Warriors Xtreme Legends and I’m not a fan of Final Fantasy X or X-2 either.
But the worst game I’ve ever played, and, IMO that is, deserves the crown of crappiest game ever, and which the entire development team should be shot for, is…
KINGDOM HEARTS!!!
I’ve played, finished it, and hated every damn minute of it! But then, what can you expect from a company who fired the person (Hironobu Sakaguchi) who saved their ass and created Final Fantasy, and a accursed company who specialises in making merchandise and such based on a damned MOUSE?!?!
Square + Disney = BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER!!
Rise of the robots.
The End.
Anyway, crap games:
Any and all comic book character-based games prior to the advent of the Playstation and the first Spiderman game for it.
I would pay a body part to hear a good reason why Windwaker is a crap game.
KINGDOM HEARTS!!!
I’ve played, finished it, and hated every damn minute of it! But then, what can you expect from a company who fired the person (Hironobu Sakaguchi) who saved their ass and created Final Fantasy, and a accursed company who specialises in making merchandise and such based on a damned MOUSE?!?!
Square + Disney = BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER!!
I like Kingdom Hearts but the crappiest game ever has to be Vexx on the PS2
Look no further. (http://forums.ffshrine.org/showpost.php?p=206945&postcount=28)
And on the continuity and repeats of stuff from past Zeldas: What the fuck did you expect? It’s not Final Fantasy. :rolleyes:
I also thought Saga Frontier sucked too.
And so I went into the castle, beat the four copies of bosses I’d already beaten that were all very pretty and in black and white. I beat the ganondorf clones and puppets, that were buggy and illthoughtout copies of 2D bosses, and faced off in one gigantic clusterfuck of a swordfight that really did, for me, crown a horrible game. It was boring, it was unoriginal, and guess what, Zelda helped in her usual, helpless-female-stereotype manner.
And the ending was about all I could expect. Zelda’s never had a good ending, but you can tolerate that after a game full of character, charm, and intelligent RPG fun, such as Zelda:TOoT (hah!) and Zelda: aLttP, or even Oracle of Storms, Ages, and Link’s Awakening. You have to feel kinda sad when your big fat 3D game feels soulless compared to a pocket game.
The Wind Waker was soulless, and painful, and really sad. It was made to make people keep playing, with a pretence that they knew people would keep going for the hope of making it to the great Ocarina of Time connection. I was expecting, with the great buildup, that I was gonna enter a destroyed, but reasonably large Hyrule, and have a proper adventure there, but instead, I got a strip of path and a boring, very easy castle.
Did I mention that it was easy? The entire game was done within 10 hours. 10. Fucking. Hours. No, that doesn’t include all the hearts; I did them after beating it, but really didn’t need them. When I ended up getting them all, and all the secret crap…I realised the game was a joke. It was like I was being lead by the hand the entire thing. There were few secret, interesting quests. I explored the entirety of that goddamn map for next to nothing. Where was Epona? Where was the hero of time? The Ocarina? The Goron’s sword quest that made me smile so much, because it was so fiendishly clever in how it was made that it made me ENJOY failing it.
The Wind Waker was a horribly wasted game. There was so much potential for a great game from the beginning, and it was wasted. The game was so charmless, and so boring. The only good thing about it was, tragically, the cartoony graphics that turned so many away from it, which were genuinely beautiful, and with a proper team behind it may very well have created a great game. But the Wind Waker was not that game.
As for the extra discs, don’t talk to me about the extra discs. There would have been such a small amount of effort needed to convert them to a faster framerate (That’s all majora/TOOT needed), and that’s a unifying image for this entire sordid package.
I’m happy to say that the Wind Waker does nothing more than support my broken headboard on my bed now. That is where it shall stay.
No matter how many times I read this semi-review, it makes me rofl.
Most of the DBZ games out there (Except the Budokai line, those were decent)
TMNT 2 Battle Nexus was just horrid
And… several more I can’t really think out of my head right now.
THOUGH… one game that did and will surprise me again and again is Mortal Kombat Shaolin Monks. Destined to be the only real game I’ll actually have fun with before next year! <3
SubZeros mythologies.
Perfect Dark Zero better be awesome, considering Microsoft has been pretty much sitting on Rare for all this time to make the Xbox360’s Halo-killer.
For me, the worst game of all time (read: biggest disappointment) was Final Fantasy X-2. This is purely from a story point of view, mind you – as an actual game, it had all the usual Square polish. The story itself not only was uninteresting trite, it actually ruined Final Fantasy X for me. Kudos to Square Enix for giving the fans what they wanted – but seriously, stick to business decisions instead of fan-service.
…come to think of it, I also think Kingdom Hearts was awesome. I’m a sucker for crossovers I guess – the control and camera weren’t perfect, but the game felt like a good Disney movie. You know, like the Lion King or Aladdin – the ones they made before they fired Roy Disney.
Guess the Mouse and S-E do have something in common, eh?
that rivals "Pixel Pals" as the best VG comic ever
Guess the Mouse and S-E do have something in common, eh?
What do you expect in this day and age? When someone with a good idea comes along, and his idea is used repeatedly making successive versions of what the idea was about, eventually the company hiring them will sack them. And usually for no good reason at all.
I’m no Disney fan (I like three of their movies, live action movies that is), but like I said earlier, the merger of two companies like Square Enix and Disney just seems like blasphemy to me.
Besides, I’m more of a Lonney Tunes fan myself.
Crystal Chronicles :…..just, no…..
Fifa 2004 : In fact, make that just about every FIFA after the 2D ones except for 2003 which was decent. They made copy after copy each year and when they change the formula they make an arse of it, way to go EA.
You fool, Pro evo is the best football game ever, ever.
Biggest dissapointment ever to hit the video game world.
Actually the first one was rather good, the later versions sucked balls.
As for the worst game ever, Enter the Matrix comes to mind. The game was so fucking awfull, I think they spend a week developing it, because they figured everyone would buy it because the movies were doing good anyway.
i don’t think that was unexpected though, film licenses are often crap. The only exception I can think of is Goldeneye for n64.
As for the worst game ever, Enter the Matrix comes to mind. The game was so fucking awfull, I think they spend a week developing it, because they figured everyone would buy it because the movies were doing good anyway.
Are you serious?It was awful, the cars handled like trollys, had the turning circle of an oil tanker, the graphics were cheap and nasty and the whole game in general was utter shite.
For GOD SAKES YOU CAN GO THROUGH BRIDGES BUILDING AND YOU OPPONET DOESN’T EVEN RACE YOU
now tell me a heap of shit can bigger and i will be suprised
Just remembering the satisfaction of nudging enemys of bridges brings a tear of joy to my eye.
Worst game I’ve ever played was Parappa the Rapper. It was ugly and annoying and plain ole boring. The songs were kind of amusing but only in the short term. :/
Kick! Punch! It’s all in the mind
If you wanna test me, I’m sure you’ll find
The things I’ll teach ya is sure to beat ya
But nevertheless you’ll get a lesson from teacher
Kick – Punch – Chop – Block
Once more now
Kick – Punch – Chop – Block
Don’t get cocky, it’s gonna get rock
We gonna move down to the next ya jockey now
Duck – Jump – Turn – Pose
Listen carefully
Jump – Pose – Duck – And turn
Hm, yeah I see you’re gettin’ better
Kick to the limit in order to get her now
Kick, punch – Chop, block – Chop, kick – Punch, block
It’s gonna get harder now
Duck and jump – Turn and pose – Duck and turn – Jump and punch
Come on now, why don’tcha follow my words
Because we’re almost done, I’ll make it easy at first
I wanna see if you wanna see what it takes
To be the man with the master plan
Are you the man now?
Kick, punch, block
Chop, kick, block
Block, turn, and kick it
Block, duck, punch
Duck, duck, turn
Jump, kick, chop
Punch, punch, punch
Hatatatacha! That’s it for today.
Good job, Parappa, you can go on to the next stage.
The best burgers in town from all around!
People from around the world come and get it,
The line goes around like a merry go round!
Cut! Cut!
Heat! Heat!
Toast! Toast!
Cook! Cook!
Cut! Cut!
Heat! Heat!
Toast! Toast!
Cook! Cook!
Burgers to fries, a shake or a friend,
If you’re hungry simply line up at the end.
Come all your people, gathering round
We got everything you want from all around!
Cut the lettuce! Cut the lettuce!
Heat the grill! Heat the grill!
Toast the buns! Toast the buns!
Cook the patties! Cook the patties
Serve the drinks! Serve the drinks!
Melt the cheese! Melt the cheese!
French the fries! French the fries!
Sweep the floors! Sweep the floors!
The ketchup, the mustard, the salt and the pepper,
Pour it on cos we got no extras,
Yo, watch the grill, control the flame guys,
Follow the rules, stay productive and wise.
Cook those burgers Cook those burgers
Turn the patty over! Turn the patty over!
Watch them fries Watch them fries
Better execute sooner! Better execute sooner!
Bring on the ketchup Bring on the ketchup
Get the cheese Get the cheese
Bring on the mustard Bring on the mustard
Handle it with ease! Handle it with ease!
Burgers, burgers, is all we got in mind
We cook the best, tastes better than wine
Put it on the tray, is it for here or to go?
Any which way it tastes good you know.
Cook those burgers, turn the patty over!
Cut the lettuce, don’t forget the cheese! Cut the lettuce, don’t forget the cheese!
Toast the buns, don’t forget the fries! Toast the buns, don’t forget the fries!
Bring on the ketchup, sweep the floors! Bring on the ketchup, sweep the floors!
The only thing missing is the part where Parappa gets payed minimum wage and has to stay at work until 3 AM even though he has school in the morning. 🙁
I think it depends on your point of view, from my point of view the first game was the best. Unlimited freedom, it was fun too play, and kept me up longer then the other two games. I do agree that the controls were somewhat dodgy, but I got the hang of it none the less.
In part two, they implemented missions, which drove me fucking nuts and that greatly resctricted the freedom you had compared to the first game, the timers were set too tight and you had to drive pixel perfect if you wanted to complete certain missions. The online gaming part of this game did make up for that though.
The last one is the worst, the times are too fucking tight, this game seriously got on my nerves like no other game. The graphics could have been done better, specially if you compare it to other games that were released during that time (Midtown Madness 2, fun game!), and the missions were even more ridiculous. And the addition of some stupid story to the game didn’t help either. The time freeze patch was downloaded millions of times, and I think that says it all. The online gaming was fun, but nothing spectaculairly new.
So that’s why I think, that the first part was the best, and personally, they should make a remake of the first one. Exactly the same game, but new graphics/sound and maybe tweak the controls.
Biggest dissapointment ever to hit the video game world.
Enter the Matrix gets old after the first five minutes. Path of Neo had better be f**king good.
On some mission you have to kill some guy at a subway station and well, if you choose you can shoot innocent bystanders. The funny part was the fact that they did backflips when you shot them, must’ve been one hell of a gun.
Probably.
Tekken Rocks!
Crap games… gods, I’ve played a few…
Sega CD – Night Trap, Sewer Shark, almost ALL of the entire ‘Make my Video’ series.
NES – Captain Skyhawk
N64 – Star Wars Episode One Racer
Gamecube – Legend of Zelda Ocarina of Time, Majora’s Mask (Zelda collection for the GC) and Zelda Wind Waker…. as well as Final Fantasy Crystal Chronicle.
Atari Jaguar – Alien vs Predator
PS2 – (Got a few here) Suikoden IV, Robotech Battlecry, Lord of the Rings – The Two Towers, Samurai Warriors, Samurai Warriors Xtreme Legends and I’m not a fan of Final Fantasy X or X-2 either.
But the worst game I’ve ever played, and, IMO that is, deserves the crown of crappiest game ever, and which the entire development team should be shot for, is…
KINGDOM HEARTS!!!
I’ve played, finished it, and hated every damn minute of it! But then, what can you expect from a company who fired the person (Hironobu Sakaguchi) who saved their ass and created Final Fantasy, and a accursed company who specialises in making merchandise and such based on a damned MOUSE?!?!
Square + Disney = BIGGEST MISTAKE EVER!!
i thought kingdom hearts waz fucking amazin!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!!! no1 wanted ur fuckin excuses for reasons ur were just asked wot fuckin games u thought were the crappiest or cant u fuckin read u retard?!
Newbie prak, but now I see your point
Christ, what a bad fucking game. Talk about trying to step on as many toes as possible. They pick on almost every minority you can imagine. And now i hear there makin the movie?
God almighty.
So what you’re saying, in very poor English I might add, is that he shouldn’t have backed up his points for hating Kingdom Hearts and left it open ended? You’ve basically contradicted what a forum is by saying he shouldn’t have expressed his opinion and imo you should just shut up, at least until you learn how to write.
Probably.
I’m probably the only one out there who liked the game. For some reason the whole alternative idea around the game really got me going for it. I dunno, I’m weird like that.
Another crap game would be, Kiss: Psycho Circus. It bored the fuck out of me after 3 minutes of playing. But there’s music in the game of Kiss, though that can and will be regarded as a negative thing. 😉
on the bright side, if youre constipated you can just turn on this game and youll literally shit yourself from how bad it is.
Star Ocean: Till The End of Time. May have been a solid game, but the four hours I spent playing it I was so fucking bored that I just shut it off and never loaded that game again. If the story is so bland and generic that it doesn’t at least make me want to find out what happens next, it fucking blows.
I mean, I honestly didn’t give a shit if Fayt or anyone else survived any of the encounters–to be honest, I was wanting to kill that damn Nel what’s-her-name as soon as she showed up, but the game wouldn’t let me. And she was the first character to show up that had even the slightest pretense of being an involved story with a chance of character development.
Oh yeah, and don’t even get me started on Final Fantasy 8 or Final Fantasy X-2.
i even lost my botlle o ketchup!
find it and play (if you dare)
Either capture as many territories as possible
or
Kill them before they kill you.
There is no originality whatsoever with the missions that it greatly upset me to see that Battlefront is the greatest selling Star Wars game of all time.
Either capture as many territories as possible
or
Kill them before they kill you.
There is no originality whatsoever with the missions that it greatly upset me to see that Battlefront is the greatest selling Star Wars game of all time.
Battlefront 2 shoould be different but Bf is awesome.
No, Battlefront is not awesome. It’s incredibly lame.