Lesson #1
Invading peoples houses, searching their belongings and stealing their hard-earnt gil is all in a days saving the planet.
Lesson #2
Crazy old people can fly
Lesson #3
A person can be shot, stabbed, blown up, poisoned, burnt, frozen, and drowned, but take em from behind with a ridiculously long sword (about 4 foot should do the job) and they’re toast.
Lesson #4
You can still maintain any amount of dignity if you choose to walk around with a lightbulb blonde hairdo bigger than your actual head. After all, should the guards of that powerstation you are blowing up take your sword (or you just can’t lift it….) you can always stab them with a well aimed head-butt.
=)
Great game though.
– mr T. should have been the leader of the A-Team
– if you light an animals tail on fire, they can talk
– mayors make great librarians
– no matter where you go in life, the next place you go will have better, and more expensive shops
– if you go off the northern end of the world, you will reappear in the southern end
– nightfall never occurs in most areas until you go rest somewhere
-if you get your hand gunned off just simply get it replaced by a bigger gun
-no matter how weak you are/ naerly dead/ poisoned etc. you can still weild a sword bigger than urself
-Vampires are able to turn into different beasts
-Most people anre made out of many blocks
-purple/blue go really well together
-O is the new X
-Summoning great monsters to kill smaller monsters is just everyday stuff
-No matter how battles u have had theres always another one a few steps away
-If you hurt the planet(but not like digging a hole) the planet will summon giant green beams to heal it then you can you merge with it if your mad enough/ your hair is grey enough or you have a REALLLLLY long sword!!!
Nice…
– mr T. should have been the leader of the A-Team
– if you light an animals tail on fire, they can talk
– mayors make great librarians
– no matter where you go in life, the next place you go will have better, and more expensive shops
– if you go off the northern end of the world, you will reappear in the southern end
– nightfall never occurs in most areas until you go rest somewhere
FFVII thought me…
-if you get your hand gunned off just simply get it replaced by a bigger gun
-no matter how weak you are/ naerly dead/ poisoned etc. you can still weild a sword bigger than urself
-Vampires are able to turn into different beasts
-Most people anre made out of many blocks
-purple/blue go really well together
-O is the new X
-Summoning great monsters to kill smaller monsters is just everyday stuff
-No matter how battles u have had theres always another one a few steps away
-If you hurt the planet(but not like digging a hole) the planet will summon giant green beams to heal it then you can you merge with it if your mad enough/ your hair is grey enough or you have a REALLLLLY long sword!!!
LOLOLOLOLOLOL
people can fit into your pocket whilst u run around
everyone writes down what they say.
once you kill sumthing, you get to do a little jig 😀
you can try running, but suddenly the ground becomes a kind of tredmill an u run on the same spot for hours.
even the mostridiculous clotjhing and hairstyles can make you envy theirattitudes and styles.
why thank you!
-the world has an unlimited supply of huge ass snakes
-in order to gain fanboys you need to have a mother complex
-if someone hits you enough, youll start glowing and do a super cool power move to annihilate them
-giant cannons are easy to transport from city to city
-random animals carry money and useful items for no reason
FF7 has taught me that animals can talk to humans.
And it has also taught me that you can carry hundreds of items at the same time yet you don’t need a backpack.
-You can float in the air as long as you are hitting your enemy alot.
-A squirrel looking thing can kill you
-You can use an aeroplane as a boat
-Theme park owners enjoy walking around in very little clothing
-Never take a bath at the hunny bee inn, EVER