Vincent= Darkness Bite
Damage= 6500
Stat Damage= Poisoned & Sadness
ps. If this thread has already been made then i apologize for time wasting.
cait sith: all or nothin
damage: instant death.
tifa: master’s teaching
all opponents multiple hits up to 20 if she can get strong enough times that by 9999 damage….I’ve created a monster.
Kenshins Teachings
Automatic death to all enimies and can’t miss.
will hit all enimies including bosses.
Kenshins Teachings
Automatic death to all enimies and can’t miss.
will hit all enimies including bosses.
that would be a cheap move against seph. and how would he learn from kenshin? lol
you get two cards and each turn cards show up and after 5 you get different effects based on what hand you have
limit break for tifa: flash- tifa exposes herself, distracting all male characters on the field for 3 turns and causes the status ailment bliss, which stops affected character from attacking her for the duration of the battle
limit break for tifa: flash- tifa exposes herself, distracting all male characters on the field for 3 turns and causes the status ailment bliss, which stops affected character from attacking her for the duration of the battle
lol
mind telling me what you got against me?
1) Roulette- Little ball spins around the wheel. Damage does 100x the number you land on. If you land on 00 you spin again and do attack 4x.
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2) Hold em’ or Switch Em’- You get 5 cards and you can return up to two for two new ones. The result is based on how good the hand is following the Texas Hold Em’ Rules.
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High Card:
Ace: Poison
King: Sleep
Queen: Slow
Jack: Your Character gets Haste
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Pair- 1/10 of their health + sleep
2 Pair- 1/5 of their health + poison
Three of a Kind- Cures your whole party’s HP & MP by half
Straight- Throws 5 cards at the enemy, 1st card does 1/20 of their health each increasing damage by half of the first cards damage every turn.
Ex. 1. 20, 2. 30, 3. 40, 4. 50, 5. 60.
Flush- Casts Cure 3, 5 times on random party members
Full House- Heals half the partys HP & MP, And hits 2 enemies for 1/5 of their health.
Four of a Kind- Revives fallen party members with half health, and heals living party members HP & MP by half.
Straight Flush- Fully cures HP & MP of whole party.
Royal Flush- Fully heals HP & MP of living and fallen party members and Does 1/2 damage to all enemies health.
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Mind telling me what you got against purple suits?
Anyway, Barret: Plagiarism. He turns into Mr. T and beats the crap out of the opponent, causing 230894756230498571098 damage. Particularly effective against Italian boxers played by Sylvester Stalone.
Anyway, Barret: Plagiarism. He turns into Mr. T and beats the crap out of the opponent, causing 230894756230498571098 damage. Particularly effective against Italian boxers played by Sylvester Stalone.
I just don’t like purple.
Anyway, Barret: Plagiarism. He turns into Mr. T and beats the crap out of the opponent, causing 230894756230498571098 damage. Particularly effective against Italian boxers played by Sylvester Stalone.
falls to the ground laughing
Cloud Jumps On All The Other Characters the Jumps And Slices The Enemys Head Off (Instant Death To One)
Won’t Work If The Two Characters You Are With Are Dead
Won’t Work When Cloud Is On His Own Fighting Seph At The End
Keep em coming in ๐
Keep em coming in ๐
99k :p
cid blows his cigarette into the enemies face and kills the enemy from second hand smoke
cid blows his cigarette into the enemies face and kills the enemy from second hand smoke
Brilliant!
Another for Cid: Cleanup time. Only available if he has the mop equipped. He cleans the ground in front of the enemies, and the next time they attack they slip and fall and receive 3095873 damage.
guess so
Mega Fucking Slash
Summons odin then he dissapears cloud rides the horse (who shoul have 8 legs not 6) and does intand death on all enimies excluding sephiroth it does 99999999 damage on him.
For Barret,
A light on his Gun-Arm lights up and he looks all worried and braces himself..
Camera zooms in to see his face, has him yelling something like "MARLENE!" or "F$#@! YOU!!"
He then gets bathed in a pool of light, then like on Megaman, a gun transforms onto his arm…..?…….then he goes ballistic firing his now Spirit-Looking gun-arm at all opponents 20 consecutive times….
Damage: Whatever Barrets Level it is repeated eg. if he is level 43 the damage is 4343.
Effects
Damage:9999 (If Vincent has Death Penalty then it does this Much Damage to Seph. but Kills Vincent)
Number of hits:25
that’s it i think i can come up with one for Cloud let me try….
Aeris’s sprit comes from the lifestream and goes in to cloud’s sword making him invinceble for 5 turns.
Damage:9999
No. of hits:What level Aeris was at before she died
And that’s Cloud’s any1 got anything else?
My limit break would be called Jeff Foxworthy Show for Yuffie. Yuffie will turn on the TV and start watching The Jeff Foxworthy Show, and everyone around her will die, including your team. Yuffie, being as lame as she is, won’t know what did it and continue to watch, even as fire sets to the world around her and mass suicides happen.:smrt:
Red 13 lifts his leg and pisses acid piss onto his enemy and then watches them burn, rolling around on the floor screaming , red 13 laughs until they stop moving then Barret shoots it in the eyes until the blood is totally covering the wall then the entire party eats the enemy’s charred flesh which suprisingly tastes great restoring their health and killing the enemy ( even bosses)
Or- Pussy Punch
Yuffie tosses her weapon and punches them enemy so shittily that it breaks her arm killing her instantly (Used if she is below level 98)
thank u
much appreciated
Vincent-Mob
Vincent gets pissed off and calls his brother the godfather. they come and chainsaw the enemy in a shower stall in Florida then mail the peices in a cake to the enemy’s mother and they watch her eat it-9999 times however many times vincent was hit before he used it
Barret-silence
Barret goes up and pops the enemy in the head with his gehtto gun-Instant death
aquired after aeris’ death
cloud begins to bitch about aeris dying till everyone kills themselves
It would be called Reunion and it is accesible after aeris dies
The Lifestream would come out of the ground or from they sky and make Aeris made up of lifestream…she would then shoot 6 beams 2 make a pentagram each beam doing more each time u used the limit and a circle around the enemy…she would then make 1 with cloud and he would jump into the air striking at the enemy dealing 9999 abd the whole party would be healed and have haste
cloud and tifa have sex making the worst looking kid known to living things. its so ugly that everyones eyes melt and explode and causes brain hemoraging
Vincent= Darkness Bite
Damage= 6500
Stat Damage= Poisoned & Sadness
ps. If this thread has already been made then i apologize for time wasting.
Laughing my stupid ass off.
Effect: Calls fourth a giant bowl of melting candy to deal 9999 damage to all opponents
Stat Effect: N/A
Yep.
aquired after aeris’ death
cloud begins to bitch about aeris dying till everyone kills themselvesSEPHIROFL! I’m sorry that was a bad pun…
Anyway, Vincent pwnes so he should have had more limits in stead of one per level. His ultimate Limit should have been:
Name: Megiddo
Appearance: Looks like Bahamut Zero but smaller.
Attribute: Fire / Earth
Attack 1: Embodyment
Does: Covers the enemy in rocks and blasts it away with a huge fireball.
Damage: 9999 x 2 to all enemies
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Attack 2: Elders of Punishment
Does: Summons a tribal council, similar to KotR, but with only 6 elders, all with different elemental attributes. They all enfuse Megiddo with all their power. Megiddo lunges at the enemy and attacks furiously, dealing 10 points of damage for each enemy in the game he has killed. Then finishes off with Megiddo Flare with deals every status effect regardless of defences and deals 9999 10 consecutive times to random enemies on the field.
Damage: First run – 10 points x number of enemies Vincent has killed, does this several times. Second run – 9999 ten times to random enemies on the field.
Description : Character flashes through the enemy, then flashes back, split-image slicing the enemy’s back with 5 mirage blades. Follows through with a cross-slash, an uppercut slash, an aerial crescent kick and finishes with a plunge thrust, impacting the ground with a burst of dark energy.
Damage : [2*(ATK+MAG) + (1/4*ATK + 1/2*MAG)*5 + 1.5*ATK*2 + 2.25*ATK + STR + 2*(ATK+MAG) + 2*MAG]*ExpLv (Element Dark/Fire)
It is not poke’mon
Description : Character flashes through the enemy, then flashes back, split-image slicing the enemy’s back with 5 mirage blades. Follows through with a cross-slash, an uppercut slash, an aerial crescent kick and finishes with a plunge thrust, impacting the ground with a burst of dark energy.
Damage : [2*(ATK+MAG) + (1/4*ATK + 1/2*MAG)*5 + 1.5*ATK*2 + 2.25*ATK + STR + 2*(ATK+MAG) + 2*MAG]*ExpLv (Element Dark/Fire)
eh?
cloud summons yuna and everyone just spends the rest of the game taking turns to kick her face off!
would be good if it was though…..
Black Chaos
1: Black Fire 5,000-10,000 After Effect: Silence – Berserk
2: Dark Water 1,000-5,000 After Effect: Darkness – Poison
Cloud
Destruct Infinet After Effect: Complete distruction of enemy
Red XIII
Death Bite 1-9,999 After Effect: 50% chance of instant death
Especially,
"Pussy Punch
Yuffie tosses her weapon and punches them enemy so shittily that it breaks her arm killing her instantly (Used if she is below level 98)"
Description : Character flashes through the enemy, then flashes back, split-image slicing the enemy’s back with 5 mirage blades. Follows through with a cross-slash, an uppercut slash, an aerial crescent kick and finishes with a plunge thrust, impacting the ground with a burst of dark energy.
Damage : [2*(ATK+MAG) + (1/4*ATK + 1/2*MAG)*5 + 1.5*ATK*2 + 2.25*ATK + STR + 2*(ATK+MAG) + 2*MAG]*ExpLv (Element Dark/Fire)
Death
1: Last Rights Infinet After Effect: Intantly kill enemy provided it is not a boss!
2:Taste of Death Brings enemy HP down to 1 ( Not on Bosses) After Effect: None
but fucking awsome.
Two Angels come from the sky with halos, landing beside Vincent. But the lower they get, the darker they become…until finally as they touch the ground, they are devils. The devils combine and fire a huge Shadowball at all enemies causing about 4000 damage x number of enemies (if there were 5 enemies, the attack would do about 20000 damage on all of the enemies, not total.)
Cloud: TranquilStab (Earlier limit break)
Clouds current sword splits in 2, and he grabs each one in 1 hand. He runs up to 1 enemy, stabs each sword in a different side of the enemies head and jams it in, finally pulling it out. Does about 700-900 damage + Poison/Sleep .
lol true
Barret rips off his gun arm, throws it down and it becomes Optimus Prime… (duh) it then transforms into a firetruck, douses the enemies, transforms into robot form and pulls out a few wires to shock the enemies. This does 9999/level dmg and paralyses the ememy. (note that the transformer is not restricted in size by the guns size:P for your mental image OP is the size he actually is)
Cloud strikes all enemys, 50/50 chance of killing them Enemies who are not killed suffer 13 hits each hit doing 9,999 damage and capable of inflicting any status effect.
Cloud then fully restores the party’s health and reacharges everyone’s limit breaks
Cloud:SOLDIER Mastery we see a group of SOLDIERs come flying at the enemy and slash the monster in the air this repeats till they are in the stratosphere then Zack comes in Slashes then upwards with the Buster sword throws it into the air Cloud comes falling down from the Sun catches the Sword then Cleaves the enemy who then falls onto an upwards pointing Masamune impailing themselves on it then Cloud lands with his back to the enemy and a ghostly image of Zack and Sephiroth appear also like that in a triangle formation. If not instant death ALOT of damage.
your post number is 666 as of now anywhy and your avatar is this weird demon thing. weird.
thank you. very much so.
I thought of another one!
Yuffie throws her 4-point Shuriken, then a Minja (ASK A NINJA FTW!!!!) jumps on it and leaps onto the enemy, reaching into each of their individual atoms and like breaking them apart! Causing excruciating pain and a total of… 5 damage plus WTFAMIDGETNINJARIDINGONASHURIKEN? Status, which makes all the enemies piss themselves laughing and not attack, unless its with piss… which is a possibility i guess!
PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT VISIT:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehQo7s_02sc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Easkaninja%2Ecom%2Fepisodes %3Fpage%3D3 (Ask a Ninja – ‘Minja’)
Damage : More than Cloud could do with a noodle for a sword.
Description : All characters and thier opposite sex doubles pull a nuke out of their back pocket and simulataneously light them, creating one big mo’fo candle. After small explosion each character must tape eyebrows back on.
Characters that can use it:
Barretboy ~ Barretgirl
Atomnarmor ~ Mrs. Narmor
Mr Denny ~ Mrs Denny
Knegative ~ Kpositive
Hogan ~ Hoganina
Diablo ~ Diablette
Kismocat ~ Kismodog
Mr and Mrs Jack
Trent ~ Trentza
and
Ghoulies ~ Fannies.
Poke: Cloud pokes the enemy causing instant Death.
Cock Poke: Cloud pokes the enemy with his dick causing instant Death orgasms.
Fixed. :smrt:
I thought of another one!
Yuffie throws her 4-point Shuriken, then a Minja (ASK A NINJA FTW!!!!) jumps on it and leaps onto the enemy, reaching into each of their individual atoms and like breaking them apart! Causing excruciating pain and a total of… 5 damage plus WTFAMIDGETNINJARIDINGONASHURIKEN? Status, which makes all the enemies piss themselves laughing and not attack, unless its with piss… which is a possibility i guess!
PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT VISIT:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehQo7s_02sc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Easkaninja%2Ecom%2Fepisodes %3Fpage%3D3 (Ask a Ninja – ‘Minja’)
lol that was a great episode. The podcast one was my fav though=)
Cloud- Airborn Frenzy
Cloud jumps and thrusts his sword into the ground causing the enemy (or enemies) to be thrown into the air due to the shockwaves. Then each member of the team except Cloud attacks the group of enemies one by one, each dealing about 3,000 damage. After they’re all done they pull an Advent Children and help cloud reach the group in the air by throwing him, pulling him, etc. Cloud then does hits the group 14 times dealing about 5,000 damage each time.
Barret- Neon Blast
Barret is temporarily given the power of Neo Bahamut. His gun-arm then is transformed into the form of the dragons head. The world is cast into darkness for the time being and Barret unleashes an enormous blast from his gun arm, obliterating all on the battle field.
90% Instant death on normal enemies. If not death (or used on a boss) then 9,999 damage. If there are still survivors, then Neo Bahamut is then cast and causes about 8,000 damage
I thought of another one!
Yuffie throws her 4-point Shuriken, then a Minja (ASK A NINJA FTW!!!!) jumps on it and leaps onto the enemy, reaching into each of their individual atoms and like breaking them apart! Causing excruciating pain and a total of… 5 damage plus WTFAMIDGETNINJARIDINGONASHURIKEN? Status, which makes all the enemies piss themselves laughing and not attack, unless its with piss… which is a possibility i guess!
PEOPLE WHO DON’T KNOW WHAT I’M TALKING ABOUT VISIT:-
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=ehQo7s_02sc&eurl=http%3A%2F%2Fwww%2Easkaninja%2Ecom%2Fepisodes %3Fpage%3D3lol that was a great episode. The podcast one was my fav though
WHAT IS THE CIRCUMFERENCE OF A MOOSE?
bahahaha i fucking LOVE that!
9 hits = 9,999
cause = poison and sadness
9 hits = 9,999
cause = poison and sadness, except on Barret and Sephiroth, which causes Premature Ejaculation!
There we go =D
Cait Sith makes a fortune that can randomly inflict any number of the complete list of status ailments on all enemies.
Level 4-2 Limit
Paper Three
1 damage to 1 enemy
Vincent: Cactur
Cait sith: fiddy 2 pickup instand 52000 damage Lvl 3 limit
Cid: naa cid sucks
Limit Break: Breath Of The Dead
Description
By calling upon the powers of True Chaos, Vincent dashes forward with blinding speed and jams his gauntlet-covered hand in the enemies torso. Upon impact with said enemy, Vincent begins to literally suck the very soul out of it.
One of two things can happen: The enemy can be killed instantly and all health would be transfered to Vincent, or it would be inflicted with all status ailments and it’s HP would be reduced by 3/4.
However, since everyone has posted God-like hits, this Limit Break can only be used if all other Limits have been obtained, and Vincent’s HP has to be near death(I.E. 10 HP left). Also, it has a 20% Chance-To-Hit which makes it even more risky to use.
Limit break:Super psyco beam
Hit all enemies five times, and do 9999 damage
I always thought Vincent and Cait Sith should have had the same Limit Break arrangement as the rest of the cast. Two level 1’s, two level 2’s, two level 3’s and a level 4.
Cait could have had:
Level 1:
Trumpeteer: Cait blows his megaphone causing Silence and a small amount of damage to all enemies.
Blackjack: Two cards are dealt and damage determined by what is received. Kind of the same as what the Jokers do near Kalm.
Level 2:
Alley Cat: Cait Sith throws that silly kitty off of his back or swings it like a club. The cats claws do 1/2 the amount of damage Cait Sith would normally do, but it hits randomly between four and six times.
Roulette: (taken from another post, with alterations) A big spinning wheel with numbers comes up from the ground (minor Earth damage to all enemies) and the number it stops on is multiplied by 10 to figure damage. Red adds status attacks against the enemies, black adds status benefits for the party.
Level 3:
Mog Dance: The giant Mog thing begins to trounce around causing major Earth damage (earthquake) and leaving the enemy Confused.
Slots: Cait Sith’s usual Limit Break.
Level 4:
Poker: The better the hand, the more the damage. A high card offers only status affects on one target. A pair offers multiple status affects on multiple targets. Three-of-a-kind offers status affects plus physical damage to all enemies. Full House upgrades to major physical damage. Four of a kind heals the party fully, restoring HP and recovering status affects. Straight and Flush offer a variety of element based attacks and a high level of damage. A Straight Flush adds full recovery of HP and status for the party. A Royal Flush deals Death, status affects, element based attacks against all, plus full recovery of HP, MP, and status. Adds invulnerability for three turns against any targets that survive. Poker can not be countered by any enemy, even the Weapons.
Vincent has a gun based attack added for every level. He gets a machine gun Limit Break at level 3. And his level 4 (keeping with his "Transformer" style) includes a metamorphisus with everyone else in the party at the time, becoming one big super thingy with great power and status affect attacks. Each party member would bring something different to the beast form. Tifa and Yuffie bring speed. Barret and Cait Sith make it slightly slower, but very strong. Cloud brings range of available commands. Red XIII (Nanaki) brings the most status affects. And Cid allows for an airdrop attack.
Err….i hope u know that the "silly cat" is Caith Sith!??
name – Ink it
Stops in the middle of the fight and runs round to miami ink and picks the coolest design in the shop, comes back and stuns enemies that a dog can get tattoo’s. Same effect as dazers lol.
Cid – Lv 4 limit
name – oh shit!!!
Cid realises he’s got no cig’s left and in a rush to get to the shop to buy more he just hacks at the enemy till his spear is through their head. Instant death.
Damage: Fogetaboutit
Description: Cloud Morphs into Zack. Yells at Aeris for cheating on him. Kills the entire party and proceeds to self destruct because Cloud was actually a cyborg sent from the future. TOTAL PARTY WIPEOUT!
Note: Make sure to equip Final Attack & Phoenix/Revive materia combo! 8D