Locke : Me? Treasure hunter? *Laughs* Oh man, you flatter me too much! I’m just a Thief!
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Cecil : Golbez, I am your brother!
Golbez : DO NOT WANT!
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Terra : Fucking kids…kill them all!
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Umaroo : I say! How rude of you to equate me as an uncouth uncivillized animal. I’ll have you know I was a top student at Oxford University with a degree in Magitechnology and a bachelors in Literature. *fiddles with his monocle*
Gau : After all, acting wild is simply a fun study on human behaviour.
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Gogo : Hey Kefka old buddy! How’s the Evil Clown act going?
Kefka : Excellent actually, those bumbling twits fell for every single trick I staged. Cyan is gonna have a fit when he returns to Doma to find his wife with her legs spread open for him. HAHAHAHA!
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Leo : Give it up Kefka! You’re beaten and outnumbered!
Kefka : Ahh, but you do realise that they don’t call me cock-knocker for nothing!
Leo : Why’d they call you cock-knocker?
Kefka : It’s a long story, actually…*punches Leo in the nuts*
Leo : OOF! Avenge me, Hemp-Knight! *collapses to the ground*
(but what you sais joan-michele was funny :))