http://uk.youtube.com/user/JamesNintendoNerd
Discuss people.
I like the episodes in which he reviewed Top Gun and Bible Games the most. π Also, Power Golve ep was insane. haha.
Also, latest episodes can be found on http://www.gametrailers.com/screwattack.php
I <3 the christmas special with all the bible games. sooooo good.
I remember watching once the episode on the names of movies and how they are renamed in other countries and releases and what not. The whole deal with the Zombie movies was truly confusing @_@’
R.I.P Chris Benoit. He’s wrestling with Jesus now.
R.I.P Chris Benoit. He’s wrestling with Jesus now.
There is no Jesus
You’re not exactly in a position to say when something should or should not be in a thread. I sure as hell found what pande bear said funnier than any nonsensical bullshit you’ve ever sputtered on these boards.
You’ve never once contributed anything of worth to this forum, and until you do I will continue to treat you like the troll that you are. The only reason I don’t tear into you more often is because I know you’re young, so I have hope that you’ll change after the affects of puberty start to subside.
People make posts of a higher quality when their balls drop ?_?
OK, really, shut the hell up.
You are a looooooooong way off from being allowed to accuse anyone of shitting up a thread.
My all time fave Nerd moment is when he landed the plane in top gun, with the power glove, also that lovely speech at the end of the TMNT one.
Your Dead
Your friends are dead
Your familys Dead
Your pets are being skinned alive
Your mums a fucking whore
You suck at life
The whole world hates you
Your going to hell
Live with it
GAME OVER
I liked his movie reviews too, the TMNT3 one was pretty lol.
ho ho ho
God bless you 4chan.
quote for great justice
Wow, you contradicted yourself… in the one post.
yes
How so? I said I had respect for his career, not chris benoit as a person, how could I? I didn’t actually know him, it’s not so much taking the piss out of benoit, I really don’t care about that, but taking the whole thing as a joke is just sad, Zypher your simply a cunt, I’m pretty sure the benoit family would love to see this.
You know I don’t even remember this Double Dragon ever coming out, which may be a good thing when I saw the review. Silver surfer was funny as hell. Not knowing what you can touch and what you can’t touch would piss me off. I was surprised by the Ducktales one. When I first saw the icon I thought to myself "Ducktales? are you kidding me? I liked that game and I don’t remember it sucking." Turns out for the first time he did a strait up review of a game that he actually liked. It also was one of his shortest reviews ever. Go Figure.
So here’s the big question: What old games sucked for you, and would like to see it get the shit ripped out of it from the angry video-game nerd?
I missed no point. You’re a hypocritical little brat and I called you on it. On that same note, screw you, I will not send you any PM. You constantly show no concern for shitting up threads with your constant bullshit chit-chat and nonsensical posting in every single other thread you have posted in. Furthermore, sending you a PM would, in my mind, show you a mild bit of respect, which I refuse to do because you are one of the most disrespectful posters on these entire forums.
As much as I respected Chris Benoit as a wrestler, I’m actually pretty glad people are acting how they are. With any luck you’ll start to realize what a shithead you are, and will stop shitting up these forums.
Also w/e rabid monkey, and thats all I will say on the subject, no more for the love of god.
Game I want to see ripped? X-Men for NES. That game is bollocks.
Heading to my hosting site now, TM. May is on her way.
I will never forget the epic ghost busters review, simply epic.
Okay Zypher your avatar is funny, that picture is not!
I missed no point. You’re a hypocritical little brat and I called you on it. On that same note, screw you, I will not send you any PM. You constantly show no concern for shitting up threads with your constant bullshit chit-chat and nonsensical posting in every single other thread you have posted in. Furthermore, sending you a PM would, in my mind, show you a mild bit of respect, which I refuse to do because you are one of the most disrespectful posters on these entire forums.
As much as I respected Chris Benoit as a wrestler, I’m actually pretty glad people are acting how they are. With any luck you’ll start to realize what a shithead you are, and will stop shitting up these forums.
You are the shithead! :notgood:
Do you hear yourself when you talk? Who do you think you are?
Your telling "The Master" he’s disrespectful and all i’ve ever seen you post is disrespectful bullshit. I’m not defending the contradictions he’s making, he sounds pretty confused to me. But if you think for a second that you have the right to talk to people this way for no reason you are nothing more than a schoolyard bully. Here’s some advice…MAN THE FUCK UP!!! π‘
So, who has seen his Independence Day review? I thought it was pretty good.
Everything was water under the bridge by the time you posted that. π
ANYWAY, good thing this thread was revived… I was looking for something to kill time with, and youtube seems like a good idea…
Yes, cause gamers can’t have fun and should be serious at all times. Especially Pop ‘n Twinbee, cause that’s uber serious business!
PlayItBogart’s blog entry from July 19th pretty much sums it up:
http://playitbogart.blogspot.com/2007/07/jovial-laugh-at-that.html
Plus his last four reviews especially sucked, and all the other game reviewers like Armake and Bogart are kicking his ass now. And I’m glad, because they’re funnier than he’ll ever be. Especially Armake, because his rage is real, while AVGN’s is all scripted! Written down and acted on camera! Armake’s is from the heart! With Armake, you can feel the pain and anguish. You can’t feel any of that with the Angry Video Game Jackass! Especially on his latest review for Bomberman Act Zero:
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=gtRsXVspc0o
It’s one of his best to date, and anything Armake does overall is better than any of the crap that AVGN has churned out. And you can feel Armake’s anger, unlike AVGN. Plus AVGN does the same jokes OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER AND OVER……… And he doesn’t say anything other than Bullfuck, bulldookie, diharrea coming out of my dick, and a bunch of other words that aren’t even real words, and only shit that a pre-schooler would say. Plus people only hate the games he reviews just because he hates them! They never had ANY experience with most of the games he’s reviewed. And he’s got alot of nerve saying The Sega CD is a piece of shit! There were lots of good games on there! He only hates it because of all the bad FMV games on it (some of which actually weren’t that bad), and he also said "Simon’s Quest" sucked, and it didn’t. That game was awesome. And now lots of stupid asses hate it just because of him. And not only that, he also said these games sucked:
TMNT
Top Gun
Silver Surfer
Die Hard
The Adventures of Willy Beamish
Jurassic Park (Sega CD version)
Time Gal
Lethal Enforcers
Ghostbusters II (yeah, it’s not a masterpiece or anything, but it’s not as bad as most people say it is)
Of all the NERVE! A bunch of classic games that were big hits back when they were released that people now hate just because of him! And don’t you fucking tell me I hate him because he’s famous, because that’s not the case at all. And, I only found THREE of his reviews funny. And the rest of them crap. And I hate all the people who say things like "He’s God". He’s not God. He’s a normal human being just like the rest of us. And he isn’t funny. He never was funny, he never will be, he makes up flaws in the games he plays that aren’t even there, he just looks for things to bitch about that aren’t a big deal, and he’s a LIAR. 95% of his fanbase are a bunch of losers that do things like shop or hang out at Hot Topic or something. And there’s also a good chance that many of them were born on 1990 or later. If you had went to a place like NES World, which has REAL gamers, who have been around longer than the AVGN’s stupid fanboys have been, you’d be hearing the same thing, only they explain it better than I can. Speaking of NES World, I’m gonna borrow a quote from Stan Stepanic, who’s one of the coolest people there:
Well, it’s not really a well-formed opinion at all. Someone needs to make a well done criticism of his ‘work’ so they can slowly spread the word of his suckage. The thing that gets to me the most is that over 90% of his fans are little, teeny weeny morons who don’t even know anything about the games he criticizes. In fact, people in the NES scene totally hate him because of what he does. I don’t think he’ll last much longer though, he’s really getting lame. I occasionally glance at what he’s doing and his newest review, Independence Day for the Playstation, is an example of the direction he’s going, which is a quick end. He has nothing left and doing random, old, sucky games won’t get him anywhere now because the majority of his new fan base are people who don’t have a clue what Color Dreams is or anything prior to the PS2.
I hate the nintendo nerd and thankfully he’s started to overstay his welcome at gametrailers.com He’s a total idiot and can’t play anything right, nor does he have manuals to refer to that explain things he complains about.
I sure hope your theory is correct, Stan! And on a final note:His theme song sucks too. What the hell is that shit? I hope that crap is never played on the radio or anything! At least Armake and the others are being original and showing their true colors and aren’t writing down fake rage on paper and acting it out on camera! I HATE THE ANGRY VIDEO GAME NERD! End of story.
P.S.Notice how people are starting to make fun of him on youtube? Yeah, because some are starting to see the light and realize how bad he is, Thank God! And I have high praise for everybody who’s made fun of him so far, even if it’s something poorly made, who cares. All that matters is that they’re ripping on his ass!
It’s one of his best to date, and anything Armake does overall is better than any of the crap that AVGN has churned out.
lolololololololol
you thought that was funny?
A guy saying "fuck" every other word and his only comment on the conceptual presenation (which is by far why the AVGN is humorous and good to watch) is it "all fucking looks fuck the same fuck fuck" and "bondage fuck robots fuck". That’s not funny. That’s just stupid.
This schtick isn’t nearly as endearing when it isn’t coming from James. At least you can tell at heart he’s having a good time with it. This guy is just trying to be a badass. And failing badly.
Oh yeah! Armake is the best reviewer on YouTube!
So what’s the Angry Nerd’s latest review?
It sucks.
This schtick isn’t nearly as endearing when it isn’t coming from James. At least you can tell at heart he’s having a good time with it. This guy is just trying to be a badass. And failing badly.
No he isn’t. I can relate to the rage that Armake shows and identify with the anger he’s feeling. Plus I know someone who used to be just like Armake.
Spoiler : Armake’s "anger" is a scripted character and a very unfunny one at that.
Spoiler : Armake’s "anger" is a scripted character and a very unfunny one at that.
Armake said himself that all his anger is unscripted.
He is reviewing a game for YouTube. He is making a video. The entire process by its very definition is scripted. If you want unscripted rage, you’d have to record him playing that game for the first time and from that time foward.
It is scripted. It is a video production.
Of course, neither is AVGN.
What point are you trying to make, here?
Need I say more?
So? He does it in a manner that panders solely to the lowest common denominator, and I have yet to see him do any better than that. What does that tell you about his ability as a video personality?
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=fwvtREuu6yo&mode=related&search=
The latest. I find it kinda lame, but he mentions Meatwad, The Masque of the Red Death, and reviews a game that Matt from X-E has reviewed.
I AM TORN.
That and his gimmick got old after a while etc.
This is the same thing I warned you about in the Underrated games thread, blodmon, dude guy.
Let’s try to listen to advice, kthxbai~