Aeris – Secret Whore Fetish?

Is it just my bizarre way of looking at things, or was Aeris really enthusiastic – more than she should’ve been – about slipping into that whore dress back in Sector 6 (The Wall Market), to infiltrate Corneo’s Mansion?

I think she secretly wants to live the harlot life. Man, it’s always the ones who seem like "good girls"…

she just wanted to see cloud dress up

No but I do think deep down inside that Cloud was all too eager to try on those silk panties, glittering dress, and diamond tiara. He’s a closeted DQ, all those years of psychological trauma induced by Shin-Ra was the cause. =-O

she just wanted to see cloud dress up

Precise

Magic 8 Ball, is Aeris a whore deep inside?

8:"You may rely on it"

SECTION 8GQ – Slot 1:

"Congratulations, you have phailed with this thread."

When is this going to stop? Perhaps they should close down the FF7 section for good.

BURN!!!

SECTION 8GQ – Slot 1:

"Congratulations, you have phailed with this thread."

When is this going to stop? Perhaps they should close down the FF7 section for good.
You jokin’? It’s these kind of threads that I actually get ANY decent responses out of ANY of you!

she just wanted to see cloud dress up
Ehh, see? Like this one right here! I would’ve never thought…

No but I do think deep down inside that Cloud was all too eager to try on those silk panties, glittering dress, and diamond tiara. He’s a closeted DQ, all those years of psychological trauma induced by Shin-Ra was the cause. =-O
Now, HERE is where a joke is failed.

I remember Cloud was pretty hesitant about it. He only did it because he wanted to save Tifa.

BURN!!!
Hey, Einstein! I’m on your side! [/Falco]

aeris is a freaking prostitute she was selling flowers all right but the one in her pants and it cost more than a dollar that is why cloud prefers tifa she has cheaper rates

You jokin’? It’s these kind of threads that I actually get ANY decent responses out of ANY of you!

Thread 18556 ( CloudxTifa: The official copuple of FF7)

Thread 16831 ( Cloud and Aeris:True Couple of FF7)

Thread 44007 ( is vincent turkish)

Thread 44506 ( Sephiroth a mistake?)

Hahahaha What?

When I say that Aeris is a whore, I’m really serious about it. I know I may sometimes make some obscure comments, but the fact is that she basically sold herself to Cloud for protection at that church at the beginning of the game. She could’ve just asked politely or said she’d give him some money, but she promised Cloud a date for protection and we all know she’s loose and would have sex with him.

That’s why I call her a prostitute.

bOaRiNg.. -_-"

I think the only semi-decent thread Scharzer has ever created was the one dealing with probable parallels between the real world and FFVIII.

After that, it has been a festival of shit threads, adequate replies in the form of mockery and his even shittier excuses as the aforementioned threads being jokes.

I agree though: they were pretty big jokes. Just not very good ones.

I think the only semi-decent thread Scharzer has ever created was the one dealing with probable parallels between the real world and FFVIII.

After that, it has been a festival of shit threads, adequate replies in the form of mockery and his even shittier excuses as the aforementioned threads being jokes.

I agree though: they were pretty big jokes. Just not very good ones.
That’s probably because my last name is Scheistenmacher.

YAH RLY.

In which case, time for me to go kill myself!

AGAIN.

GOD, WHY WON’T YOU LET ME DIIIIIIEEEEE~~?!

Every moment I live is AGOOOONNNYYYYYY~~!!

I’m falling off a cliiiiiiiiiiiiiiifffffffffff!!![/sarcasm (duh)]

I think the only semi-decent thread Scharzer has ever created was the one dealing with probable parallels between the real world and FFVIII.

After that, it has been a festival of shit threads, adequate replies in the form of mockery and his even shittier excuses as the aforementioned threads being jokes.

I agree though: they were pretty big jokes. Just not very good ones.

Hai gais, what’s going on in this thlead?

KOREAN ATTACK.

RUN!

This posters threads are always boring and go nowhere.

Yeah, whatever.

You’re all too smart to be visiting these messageboards, let alone to hear any stupid joke I have to make. [/sarcasm]

So, why ARE all of you here?

I’m pretty new here but I have to agree with the more acidic comments about you. The sarcasm quotes are a pretty weak way to make others think you find them of below-average intelligence, as well.

stop with those stupid sarcasm quotes.

its not like you can tell you are using sarcasm anyways

That made little to no sense, 1338.

Why blame it on the characters? Its the one that designed em thats creepy in the head. >_>

You cant tell he is using sarcasm mainly because the most obvious way to tell if someone is using sarcasm is in their tone of voice. But since using your voice on this forum is not an option it is almost pointless to try and use sarcasm

after all sarcasm’s another term fer pretending to know the whole thing but rather you already do.

It’s easy to perform sarcasm with no voice…..ever heard of punctuation?…if you use it right you can totally pull of sarcasm

Indeed using a voice helps getting the hint of sarcasm across better, but it is not needed. That’s like saying you can’t eat a fruit cup when all you have is a fork handy (Beastly example, yes. Get the point accros……i hope 0.0)

Nvm -.- i’m crazy and don’t know what i’m talking about even though Any language uses some form of punctuation in order to help another person to better understand what is meant, whether it be using voice, or on plain paper.

I really think that Aerith was just really wanting to help Cloud, Aerith is a really kind girl, she didn`t want Tifa to get in a serious trouble, and for that to do not happen she needed Cloud to save Tifa. She just helped, that`s all.