Ode To A Garamond

Bomb in the east.
War. Fire.

Cries in the west.
Resentment. Fear.

FFShrine without Garamond.
Doom. Empty.

Forgive them Garamond.
They know not what they do.

Fin.

Okay sure.

Sweet.

Ode To Garamond Part Two

Garamond’s mom makes me harder than a Steelix

Ode to a lol:

lol

What Poetry… How delightfull, why dont ya guy’s try in to professionals???

We try in to professionals all the time. Whatever that means. lol

Phlegm you are the best!

Phlegm, my mom thinks Garamond’s totally awesome

My mom’s the best so… yeah. My mom > Earth

if your mom’s the best, then she obviously likes Garamond

Yeah, she gets Garamom’d hoho.

You guys are wonderful poets.

Much grass, Garamond. Much grass, hehe

hehe

haha

Ode To Garamond Part Two

Garamond’s mom makes me harder than a Steelix

Beautiful use of Imagery! A+

If Garamond Were President

If Garamond were president of the U.S. of A
Then me and my homies would all say Yay!
If Garamond were president of the U.S.S.R.
We’d all be confused because there’s no such thing.

fin.

I didn’t post in this originally? WTF

Yeah, what the fuck, Neg?! For shame!!!!

🙂

these are wonderful

Agreed / Round of Applause

Obama, Garamonda,
If you only knew…
January 20th, Garamonda
Oh yes, it is true

For on that day, Garamonda
We have a new leader
And I must say, Garamonda
Did you just grab my ass?

fin.

lol that was awesome.

O Garamond
You make my hair blonde
And so it shone
Like an Al Queda bomb

And so this reads
We will exceed
Without your creed
But Phlegm still bleeds ;_;

fin~

Ah yes, Gara the Republican
Who in their right mind voted for that old man?
I suppose I could care, but fuck it
MIX SHIT UP IN A BUCKET

A haiku…

Gara to the mond
Needs to come back here right now
For I have spoken

fin.

Another Haiku:

Let’s kill Garamond
Time to get his head smahed in
With my new hammer

Fin~

A third haiku…

Gara, I never got
Just what was up with this dude
Could be just me, though.

Edit– oh yeah– fin.

Beer, beer, beer.
Beer into my belly.
Num num num.
GARAMONDO!

fin.

lol thread.

A fourth Haiku

Garamond be here
For the winds speak of your name
Who did that huge fart?

-Fin-

A Fifth Haiku

Garamond that tard
Someone should roundhouse kick him
And break his pelvis

~Fin~

HAHA Oh yeah, I almost forgot about the whole Garamond and Mooglemage thing.

I prefer Jack Kerouac’s ideas on writing haikus in English to following the stict 5, 7, 5 syllable pattern mainly because it’s better and he’s better. So:

Garamond was superb
Now exiled to the cold mountains
Hunting down his meals

Remember the martyr.

garamond? More like GAY4MEN
especially for that guy called Robert Anyname
one night with him and he wasn’t quite the same
that one night with Anyname

G’z House

Hatin’ on tha Gara
Cuz bitches be haterz!
Snappin at the jaw
like a pack of gatorz.

Creativity twisted
to try and bring down da man.
But you couldn’t do it da first time!
So why try again!?

This is Garaville, suckas
And you best rekonize.
Seeing is beleivin
so you better rub dem eyes.

And if you still cant see
why the man with tha G
Is the shit, then I quit
Cuz you’re obviously
just a hater, nothing greater
Pre-teen mastabata.
If you didn’t get it then,
How could you possibly get it lata?

Suckas.

-fin-

Lol Phlegm, you are awesome <3

Garamond=Retard

~Fin~

Garamond is educated and lacks no intellect
He’s everywhere you go like porn on the internet

~fin

Garamond=Retard

~Fin~

Mooglemage = Garamond
Q.E.D.

~Fin

hillarious t-rex

The word of the day is ‘stimulate’
Brought to you by Obama.
But Garamond, the only one I’d stimulate
Is most assuredly yo mama. :naughty:

-Fin

Awesome, Phlegm.

Over a month? Only you respond?
This is Ode To A Garamond!
Arguably the best thread in the entire board!
I just can’t hide the fact that it’s struck a chord
with me, you know, cuz Gara is PIMP!
He’s tha lobsta in a tank full o’ shrimp!
Hear me now, ninjas, cuz I won’t be repeatin’:
If this happens again, we’z gonna have a meetin’
Bout why this thread’s the shit and that thread’s just stank!
That threads tha pinto! This thread’s tha TANK!

**FiN

Garamond you rule the world
and all the ancient texts
But when phlegm pops up behind you
It’s time for surprise buttsecks

Fin~

G to the A
R to the A
M to the O-N-D

That’s spells GARAMOND, mutha fudga
Now I’m gonna go pee.

~fin

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Uhh, its you again….

That didn’t even rhyme, SPAMMER!

😉

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This stopped being funny after the first post.

(ok I lied, some of the later ones were not bad)

I didn’t know this thread was suppose to be funny?

What am I, a clown? Am I supposed to amuse you?!

http://i269.photobucket.com/albums/jj55/cnoontime19/Joe_Pesci.gif

This is a tribute to the greatest Garamond on earth and you’re complaining that it isn’t "funny"?! FOR SHAME!!!

Garamondude is the new Garamond?
Dude, that’s news to me!
Garamondude seems cool enough
Especially in the siggy.

If Garamondude is authentic,
Then I say, "LET THIS BE
THE DAY OF MUCH REJOICING!"
HOORAY FOR MY ILLEGITIMATE DADDY!

~scale

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