No one can compete with the manaical Kefka. so evil and the best quotes of any video game ever.
"Welcome to my barbecue!"
"I command the greatest power in the universe! You are all helpless before me!"
"Now, for my next trick, I will make you all…disappear!"
"Oh dear…you wanna fight me?! This is just dreadful!"
"I’m all-powerful! Hee, hee, haw! I’m collecting Espers! I’m extracting magic!"
"How does it feel to know you’ve been working for us?!"
"Now I feel you’ve outlived your usefulness…"
"Hee, hee, hee !! But what fun is destruction if no ‘precious’ lives are lost!"
"Ooh! They’re warm to the touch!"
"Life…Dreams…Hope…Where’d they come from? And where are they headed…? These things…I’m going to destroy!!"
"I hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate hate you!" -Kefka
"How ’bout a little magitek mayhem?"
"Nothing can beat the music of hundreds of voices screaming in unison!"
Run run or you’ll be well done!"
"I will hunt them down. I will destroy them all! Destroy! Destroy! Destroy!"
"I will destroy everything! I will create a monument to non-existence!"
"Ahem. There’s SAND on my boots "
"Son of a submariner!"
(And my all-time favorite Kefka quote…..)
"Wait? Do I look like a waiter?"
<Canned laghing begins>
And anyone that talks like this must be the greatest villian of all time.
Ah, but you missed my personal favorite: "You all sound like chapters out of a bad self-help book!"
Ooh I love that one. How could i miss it. I cracked up so hard when he said that hehe.
I also liked Ex-Death from FF5.
i’ve only just started playing FF1, and that was the evilest thing i’ve ever heard.
but, kefka IS really evil
*Spiolers* ffVI
I thought it was crazy when he poisened the river to kill all of the people
hmmmmmmmm, kafka was really ruthless. He was probably one of the clsoest to ruling the world than in any other FF I played.