Well… I figured I’d give it a go. And see if anyone here can offer any laughs as well. Try and keep the pictures as small as possible. Watching a large image load could be painful for 56K users. And mark spoilers where necessary.
(Okay, let’s put number two into action right away.)
***SPOILERS***
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Zidane: You go first.
Vivi: No, YOU go first.
Zidane: I insist, YOU go first.
Vivi: Don’t be silly, YOU’RE party leader.
Zidane: Yeah, but, uh, the mage should weaken the enemy before the warrior attacks to finish them off.
Dagger:… Guys, they’re coming…
Zidane:Oh… Crap…
Amarant (thinking): Why did I ever join this party for?
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He may be all smiles, but Steiner REALLY wanted his sword back.
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Zidane: I’m a tree!
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Bahamut was already beginning to feel heart burn from that curry…
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Freya: My contact lens is around here SOMEWHERE.
(Since it doesn’t like being loaded into the page…)
Sauron makes his first Final Fantasy cameo appearance.
Right, there’s a few to get started on. Let’s see what you guys can come up with. 🙂
"Just where is he hiding that tail…?"
Zidane is determined to solve the biggest riddle in FFIX.
Not known for his intellectual prowess, Rusty Steiner was determined to prove to the world that you can indeed possess brawn and brains, with the aid of his newly self-developed anti-gravity machine.
Steiner: "At this time there are still a few oglops-er, bugs to work out."
OMIGOSH! IT’S A CRUISE MISSILE! [/"inside joke"]
Mage-suit and pimp hat: Cool.
Saving the world alongside a band of your most trusted allies: Wonderful!
Getting flipped off by that hot girl you just asked out on a date: Devastating.
Everyone else agreed that rusty actually had something with his anti-grav machine, but for Eiko it was getting a tad ridiculous.
*whistling and walking along*
*somebody appears*
Zidane: Tell me your name!
???: They call me… The Flaming Homosexual!
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(And credit to eyesonff.com, because they ask for me to do so if I use their pictures…)
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Brahne: CUP-CAKE!!!!!
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Vivi: Aaiieeee!!! It’s GODZILLA!!!
Steiner: Knave!!! That is her Majesty, Queen Brahne!!!
Vivi: Sorry, had trouble telling the difference.
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Vivi wished he had kept the receipt for that pair of gloves now.
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Kuja: Face it Zidane, I’m the kind of guy fangirls would kill for. You’re just a rat-boy.
Zidane: …
Freya: He’s got you there Zidane…
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Try as hard as he could, Odin could not escape the devastation that was my attempt at cooking…
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Garnet: Oh… My…
Zidane: That has to be the most sickening thing I have seen in my life.
Garnet: I think I… I’m going to faint.
Zidane: Your mother REALLY shouldn’t wear a bikini…
STEINER: ‘so you like this sword beatrix? ha. I have an even bigger one in my pants’
ZIDANE: ‘hold it!’…thats disgusting! who farted??’
FREYA: ‘Brahne you fat mole, what did you eat for breakfast?!’
(IGNORE THE FLARESTAR CAPTION)
Kuja: owwwww.yeahh……ive been holding it in for ages.all this transforming really makes ya wanna go.’FLUSH’
I want to put a caotion, but can’t!
Unfortunately, it looks like a lot of the links that I used a year ago have died. 🙁 Shame, because some of them were funny as well…
Yeah, if you wanna link to an image:
(img src="http://www.blah.com/picture")
Replace ( with < and ) with > and the URL with the URL of the picture.
Zidane knew it had been a bad idea to go out for "just one more" with Amarant the night before.
Zidane was so busy looking at the logo that he didn’t see the ship carrying hundreds of mage clones coming right at him…. until it was too late.
(I got pic from images.amazon.com in case I had to credit them)
STEINER: ‘so you like this sword beatrix? ha. I have an even bigger one in my pants’
someone’s mind was in the gutter
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Zidane: I thought that fireworks weren’t supposed to be so low
or
Zidane: Why did the fireworks fall out of my pants?
i’m still confused on how you get the pictures show up because I found a picture that i wanted to use
Garnet: Oh my God Zidane! that fart stinks so bad my eyes are going to water!
Zidane: …. (Damn, I just had to have that curry)
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Steiner: No!!! My sword!!!
it didn’t work and i don’t know why. help!
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I should really dig out some more caption shots.
ZIDANE: i can’t belive what a big ass she has!!
KUJA: (dam this fucking husrt!!)
garnet:…..what a cuttie
bidrs(who i don’t know their nemes or what are they call): what is that bicth lookin at? dam!!i’m going how about you dear? yes let’s go (dam that ass was going o be my you bicth!!)
garnet: dam!! why isn’t a toilet in this games??!
garnet: yeah baby,can you feel it??
zidane: feel what you jerk?you sitting on my tail!!
kuja:i will take you to the word of your dreams= my bed
garnet:let me go!!
kuja :comon no boddy will see us
garnet: o boddy? not even zidane?
kuja:no
garnet :como give me what is my baby!!!
kuja: ahhhhhhhhh
zidane:next time i’ll be the man!!
freya:that boy ain’t got no dick!! hahaha
zidane: shut up you rat!!
o i forget sorry for my cursing
talk about a big *sword*
Eiko (thinking): Holy Cow! The ground is coming really fast!