Seriously, I grew up playing the first Crash games on the ps1, and I still enjoy the recent ones. If you’re willing to look past the dreadful mistake that was Wrath of Cortex, the games are pretty good. That Twinsanity or CTTR didn’t get more attention is a mystery to me.
Why does everyone hate Crash?
I’m not saying the series is bad but in my mind it’s also like spyro, that series too was great when you first played it and even the sequels but now I think of it as sort of lacking in it’s ability to excite the player like it used to.
Go try out the newest games from Noughty Dog if you want something original and fun
I just want to let you to know that I hate you
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Go try out the newest games from Noughty Dog if you want something original and fun
I’m just curious about all the people who think that non-ND Crash is the absolutely worst crap of an excuse for a game you can find. Yeah, I know that the ps1 games were EXCELLENT, but that doesn’t mean that the non-ND developed games are bad. They are good too, just maybe not revolutionary. … Why does everyone hate Crash?
And I have all 4 Jak games, and the Ratchet&Clank series, plus Daxter and Size Matters for the psp, so I do know what high-quality platformers look like ๐
However, there have been some very mediocre Crash games made for the PS2. Games such as the Wrath of Cortex, the first Crash game on PS2, which was basically a glorified version of Crash 3 for the PS1, and of course the abysmal Crash Nitro Kart, which was in my opinion a huge step back from the original and far superior CTR on PS1.
I haven’t played a Crash game since Twinsanity. Have they brought any others out? I would probably at least rent them if there are new ones.
And I dunno if this concerns anyone here, but Titans is actually dubbed into the Nordic languages (for the first time I can enjoy a game in Swedish! Wow! ๐ I like Lex Lang’s voice acting though so for the moment I’m sticking with the English version).
Yes, WoC WAS a big disappointment, I agree. It’s the only Crash game I’ve never cared to pick up again after playing it the first time, partly because of the loading times and partly because the design of the characters and the worlds is so incredibly ugly ๐
That game was easily one of the best racing games for the ps1.
tho he wasnt a Mario, he was respectable and fluid to play with
i played the demo of the last game and it was just horrible
also I don’t hate Crash, I just hate all of his games after CTR, the rest of them are shockingly bad, Twinsainity was just above average though.
Also crash of the titans looks awfull.
Back in the day, I would have sex with him, he was better than mario IMO, though thats mainly to the fact I had no nintendo association until 2 years after playing Crash Bandicoot 2, which is the best one.
Crash < Spyro
Jak == Ratchet
Uncharted > Resistance
Ok, Jameela, stop with the crap please.
also I don’t hate Crash, I just hate all of his games after CTR, the rest of them are shockingly bad, Twinsainity was just above average though.
Also crash of the titans looks awfull.
Back in the day, I would have sex with him, he was better than mario IMO, though thats mainly to the fact I had no nintendo association until 2 years after playing Crash Bandicoot 2, which is the best one.
it’s a phrase from the game you idiots. when you get the invincibility mask it goes ”uga booga!” and than you hear crazy bongos for about 10 seconds.
why?
I’m surmising that the franchise’s downfall lies within these subsequent development teams rehashing Naughty Dog’s innovative ideas of yore, only to "update" or tweak them somehow, and have them passed off as brand new. Seasoned gamers, such as most of the reviewers who are distributing these generally meager scores for each passing game and writing up synopses which leave the reader feeling underwhelmed by the series, will take notice of these things in an instant and strongly advise that people keep caveat emptor in mind.
There’s also the issue of the titular character himself, Crash. Personally, I’ve always viewed him as a shit excuse for a character; with his wandering mentality and random moments of spastic movements, I’d often ponder to myself if he even knew the fate of the world lied in his hands. Concerning a character like Crash, it’s difficult for me to cheer them on, and that type of failure doesn’t stand the test of time.
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when you get the invincibility mask it goes ”uga booga!” and than you hear crazy bongos for about 10 seconds.
Haha.
Fixed! :smrt:
This cannot be, the great garamond is missing, WE MUST FIND HIM, BEFORE IT’S TOO LATE!!!
SHUT UP!!!!
Haha Aerith fuck off.
Hi Aerith, please fuck off.
He, here’s a question for ya!
WHY THE FUCK ISN’T THE MASTER BANNED YET!??!?!?!?!!
For the love of god, get that little piece of shit out of here.
I say we unban Odin, so he can answer.
OR, STOP BEING A CUNT SO WE HAVE NO REASON TO CALL YOU ONE.
(why do you always big yourself up by saying ”we”?) do you have a small penis or something?
ANAL STRIKE!!.
Hi Ash.
I like you.
….
BUTT
HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA HAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHAHA
you are quite the annoying twat yourself master.
temarivosa, i can’t hear you properly take your head out of the masters ass.
Jemeela is not funny. Garamond covers your shit 10x better. Get a new personality.
Yep do this please, thanks ๐
Oh and I also love the "damn I can’t dig up any shit about Temarivosa I’ll just say he has his head up someone’s ass" you tried to pull, but it’s pretty pathetic. and all the stuff you quoted is either flamming idiots like you or messing around with threads in GD, so you look like even more of idiot, how about you stop?
Lets not derail this anymore, you really want to carry this on, take it to pms.
And nice going on discussing who the most annoying member is. I mean, hahaha
you are quite the annoying twat yourself master.
temarivosa, i can’t hear you properly take your head out of the masters ass.
Wow I thought I had my head up Candice Michelle’s ass. Damn TM you have a pretty nice tanline! Oh and F.Y.I I don’t believe I ever "said" anything, I have "typed" plenty, but have not "said" anything. Please get your motor skills checked.
Jemeela is not funny. Garamond covers your shit 10x better. Get a new personality.
…Yeah I think that was the majority of opinions on that one. But seriously Ash is wayyy funnier, Jemeela is just proving how much of an ignorant cunt it really is. But I guess it’s wrong for me to make fun of the mentally challenged.
I think the haters are on crack cocaine.
See I made you a card and nobody else in this thread got one.
Because they are just a bunch of haters.
TRU LIMIT NO RULES FIGHT 4 RIGHT
I think the haters are on crack cocaine.
See I made you a card and nobody else in this thread got one.
Because they are just a bunch of haters.
TRU LIMIT NO RULES FIGHT 4 RIGHT
I am crushed Ash, just…crushed. I know we don’t know each other very well but wow, crushed.
Pizza.
Please….Oh Baby, don’t go!
Also crash of the titans looks awfull.
Back in the day, I would have sex with him, he was better than mario IMO, though thats mainly to the fact I had no nintendo association until 2 years after playing Crash Bandicoot 2, which is the best one.
thank you.
Wow I thought I had my head up Candice Michelle’s ass. Damn TM you have a pretty nice tanline! Oh and F.Y.I I don’t believe I ever "said" anything, I have "typed" plenty, but have not "said" anything. Please get your motor skills checked.
said, typed? good lord i’m out of control here.
Jemeela is not funny. Garamond covers your shit 10x better. Get a new personality.
i don’t try to be funny. I don’t actually know what a Garamond is but i am not trying to impersonate anyone else.
…Yeah I think that was the majority of opinions on that one. But seriously Ash is wayyy funnier, Jemeela is just proving how much of an ignorant cunt it really is. But I guess it’s wrong for me to make fun of the mentally challenged.
i could gladly act like Ash if you would prefer. SHALL WE HAVE A VOTE ON THAT??? get those multiple accounts at the ready and let the ass lickers unite!
Oh and I also love the "damn I can’t dig up any shit about Temarivosa I’ll just say he has his head up someone’s ass" you tried to pull, but it’s pretty pathetic. and all the stuff you quoted is either flamming idiots like you or messing around with threads in GD, so you look like even more of idiot, how about you stop?
it’s not my fault he’s a noob. And i saw him kissing your ass in the ”Jameela has been banned” thread too. (nice moderating on that one).
actually i don’t even know if you are a moderator…. which speaks for itself.
Lets not derail this anymore, you really want to carry this on, take it to pms.
NEWS FLASH: A thread has been derailed at ffshrine!!!
Thats a pussy trick, trying to play the good guy. you were desperate for my attention in the other slag fest thread about me. now you finally have an argument and you want to walk away from it?
take it to pms.
I dunno what this means to you, but I’m saying if you want to argue, then we can argue over PMs, but since your soo insisting to carry it on here, I was never desperate for your attention, I was happy you got banned because you were really asking for it so I made a thread, I admit it was stupid so you can rant on it all you want, I don’t care, and Garamond is Ash Ketchum ftr.
i don’t try to be funny. I don’t actually know what a Garamond is but i am not trying to impersonate anyone else.
Yeah right, so your constant randomness and bullshit was for your own amusement?
NEWS FLASH: A thread has been derailed at ffshrine!!!
Oh ok then, so it’s perfectly ok for every single thread to get derailed, because it’s FFshrine? shut the fuck up.
it’s not my fault he’s a noob. And i saw him kissing your ass in the ”Jameela has been banned” thread too
I guess he was kissing my ass because he thought it was great you were banned too, :rolleyes:
said, typed? good lord i’m out of control here.
i don’t try to be funny. I don’t actually know what a Garamond is but i am not trying to impersonate anyone else.
i could gladly act like Ash if you would prefer. SHALL WE HAVE A VOTE ON THAT??? get those multiple accounts at the ready and let the ass lickers unite!
it’s not my fault he’s a noob. And i saw him kissing your ass in the ”Jameela has been banned” thread too. (nice moderating on that one).
actually i don’t even know if you are a moderator…. which speaks for itself.
NEWS FLASH: A thread has been derailed at ffshrine!!!
Thats a pussy trick, trying to play the good guy. you were desperate for my attention in the other slag fest thread about me. now you finally have an argument and you want to walk away from it?
LOL. omg that’s classic, classic shit right there. Keep them coming so I can continue to mock you and further point out your idiocy. It’s really funny how *IT* is so focused on TM and myself, when *IT* does not even realize that a majority regardless of size, of shriners have referred to Jemeela as "Stupid" or "Annoying." I will post some quotes as a reference.
Originally posted by Lukey
thank god, she freaked me out
I picture someone like her just walking around saying random shit to people in the street then going on FFS and seeing she’s been banned and having a fucking fit
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edit: when the master is banned I’ll have the same reaction he is having now
Here’s another:
Originally posted by -Tantarian-
More like banned for stupidity.
If anyone is an asslicker it’s yourself. You are proving me right with every pathetic post. It is really funny how you cry that you are a "noob" and don’t know any better, the term for you is "retard". Please don’t label yourself a "noob" as you make the actual noobs that are worth something sound bad. You post random-ass not even funny shit and when people react like they do, you fly into a frenzy and get all bitchy about it! If you don’t want us mocking you or throwing your stupid shit back in your face then stop being so retarded. Get some balls and start using your own material. If you want me to quit mocking you then stop being such a fucking rabid "Garamond/Ash" fancunt.
i could find you close to 100 quotes that praise me. but i can’t be bothered. it would take a while to locate them, most of them are when i have helped someone find some music, shared links or uploaded music myself.
If anyone is an asslicker it’s yourself.
nice statement but how am i an asslicker exactly? i have never needed anyone elses help with this.
It is really funny how you cry that you are a "noob" and don’t know any better, the term for you is "retard". Please don’t label yourself a "noob" as you make the actual noobs that are worth something sound bad.
it’s not my fault he’s a noob.
person 1 (me) referring to person 2 (the master) about person 3 (you, temarivosa)
You post random-ass not even funny shit and when people react like they do, you fly into a frenzy and get all bitchy about it!
i was actually talking about crash bandicoot in this thread before you went careering off topic and said that you hate me, clearly wanting me to go off topic. same goes for you master.
and i think you would find in most cases my ”random-ass not even funny shit” is ironically on topic.
If I’m being honest, I don’t think Jemeela is relly an asslicker, nor is anyone else for that matter. (unless you can back it up)
Jemmela even if your shitty 3-5 word posts are on topic they still get annoying after a while, at least cut back on them abit.
if someone else sticks up for me that doesn’t make me the asslicker.
You are proving me right with your continued retardation of the threads.
you started the retardation of this thread.
I could have phrased it "I hate (still hate) your posts" but the answers would all be the same regardless of your pitiful pleas of being "on-topic".
phrase it however you want it’s still retardation of a thread.
It’s obvious you are not going to listen to the words of those around you, so go ahead and continue your own cuntish derailment.
you ignored both my posts and just waffled. please listen (i thought we were ”typing”) to my words next time… and your own.
Jemmela even if your shitty 3-5 word posts are on topic they still get annoying after a while, at least cut back on them abit.
sure no problem.
I really don’t see the need to berate her for spamming, especially in a thread where all she did was say "uga-booga".
I spam all the time. I’m sure I annoy some people who just don’t speak up because they’re afraid some of THE ADMINISTRATION will get mad at them for something.
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Hi Jemeela.
i havn’t kept up with them after the ps1 games. but i don’t see why the series couldn’t continue and be strong.
for some reason some game designers don’t think ahead and their product wears thin. i like the way you could play as his friends in crash team racing. and drop bombs on the other players.
i like the way you could play as his friends in crash team racing. and drop bombs on the other players.
I used to drop nitros near jumps, so opponents would fall off the level, always great for a laugh, though I never unlocked fake crash ๐
We asked Evan whether it was disappointing to see other developers work on Crash Bandicoot? and he responded "It’s a little bit like watching your daughter do porn".
I’ve never given a rat’s aft end about consistency in games in a series – as long as it’s fun, I like it for what’s there. Recently picked up Titans, and although it is rather a large step away from the previous titles, I still leeched any enjoyment I could find from it, and beating the living daylights out of monsters has proven to be a surprisingly good stress reliever (and causer, when some of the fights are built to be too intense …).
I’ve always liked Crash and will never understand the people who constantly call him crap for "not being as ‘cool’ as Mario" … even if the newer games aren’t in the same tier as the older ones, there’s still something to be enjoyed in each one; sometimes one just has to find it, and that might be hard in some cases, but still …
I’ve never given a rat’s aft end about consistency in games in a series – as long as it’s fun, I like it for what’s there. Recently picked up Titans, and although it is rather a large step away from the previous titles, I still leeched any enjoyment I could find from it, and beating the living daylights out of monsters has proven to be a surprisingly good stress reliever (and causer, when some of the fights are built to be too intense …).
I’ve always liked Crash and will never understand the people who constantly call him crap for "not being as ‘cool’ as Mario" … even if the newer games aren’t in the same tier as the older ones, there’s still something to be enjoyed in each one; sometimes one just has to find it, and that might be hard in some cases, but still …
In my opinion the only really bad Crash game for ps1 or ps2 so far is woc. Haven’t even cared to collect all gems and relics for the 100% score. I gave it a second try a few months ago, but the loading times killed everything ๐ Also woc has the absolutely worst design (not graphics) of all the games. Everything is plain ugly to look at, including all the characters. I get it if the game world don’t really trust Crash after that mistake, but as of now I think the games are getting better and better. I foresee a Crash Bandicoot Renaissance ๐
Also remember how each Crash and Spyro game had a cheat were you could play a demo of the other game?
As for the series, I always loved Crash, and like Teblad, I still love playing recent ones and old ones.
I hope the next game will be released on PS2 or PC and not only on PS3.
haha thats so fuckin sad and true
they had a classic on their hand and they sold it like a whore, naughty dog blows dogfood
BUT have you played twinsanity? seriously, woc was extremely bad and cnk was so-so, but twinsanity kicks ass – really. you should give it a try.
cott was kind of a disappointment but the characters designs are awesome and the few cutscenes that were there did i enjoy; if they would just work on the concept and take it a little farther / make the storylines a tad bit more complex :p, the next game could be called Crash Bandicoot Renaissance ๐
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Really, Really true…
ps sorry if i haven’t posted in awhile to your question. (work/school)
but to me, the good sides are more than the bad sides. twinsanity is the best of all the post-ND games, imo.
I’m not a fan of these games, but despite their mistakes and somewhat underrated simple difficulty, that does not stop these games from being fun- now if a poor job is done on them on the other hand…
Which it has for years, the only people who still like Crash Bandicoot are stupid people who like the series so much you could write Crash Bandicoot on a bag of shit and they would probably play with it.
It has nothing to do with the magazines, it’s because people hate how the series went to shit after Naughty Dog moved on.
Also try not to revive old threads too much, atleast you wern’t like the other moron who got like 6 threads closed but still try not to revive too many.
Ratchet and Clank comes close….but….
I think I still have it, might dig it out again some time.
Agreed on Jak and Daxter though… I could say the same about Ratchet and Clank on how blown away I was when I played them.
Otherwise, I’ll take my leave now… As it is- I didn’t know this thread was dead- so sue me.