In case you’re new to rumbles, these are the basic rules:
1. At the beginning of every match, two characters will be up for battle. Pick which character you think is better out of the two and post their name or sprite to vote for them. Whatever character gets the most votes will move on to the next round.
2. In the case of a tie, the person who posted the round will be able to cast a vote to break it.
3. The rumble will be updated three times a week by either myself or Kneg. This may change depending on the frequency of votes!
4. While this rumble includes characters from every Phoenix Wright game, not everyone voting in it has completed every game in the series. Please put storyline spoilers behind a cut if you post them. If you do not do this, your post will be edited without warning.
If your favorite character gets eliminated, or if we somehow missed a character you love, fret not! There will be a wild card round in which the most active voters in the rumble will have a chance to either resurrect a defeated character or bring an entirely new character into the play.
Rumble History:
Round 1
1. Viola Cadaverini vs. Kristoph Gavin
2. Shelly de Killer vs. Bikini
3. Manfred von Karma vs. Victor Kudo
4. Larry Butz vs. Adrian Andrews
5. Jake Marshall vs. Maximillion Galactica
6. Bellboy vs. Lotta Hart
7. Desiree DeLite vs. Apollo Justice
8. Winston Payne vs. Ema Skye
9. Maggey Byrde vs. Ben
10. Pearl Fey vs. Acro
11. Elise Deauxnim vs. Matt Engarde
12. Ron DeLite vs. Luke Atmey
13. Judge’s Brother vs. Dahlia Hawthorne
14. Turner Grey vs. Godot
15. Terry Fawles vs. Regina Berry
16. Richard Wellington vs. Furio Tigre
17. Maya Fey vs. Trilo
18. Jean Armstrong vs. Trucy
19. Cody Hackins vs. Phoenix Wright
20. Wendy Oldbag vs. Mike Meekins
21. Morgan Fey vs. Dee Vasquez
22. Sal Manella vs. Redd White
23. Angel Starr vs. Lisa Basil
24. Franziska von Karma vs. Mia Fey
25. April May vs. Damon Gant
26. Penny Nichols vs. Lana Skye
27. Klavier Gavin vs. Marvin Grossberg
28. Ini Miney vs. Miles Edgeworth
29. Dr. Hotti vs. Moe
30. Iris vs. The Judge
31. Will Powers vs. Diego Armand
32. Detective Gumshoe vs. Frank Sahwit
Round 2
1. Angel Starr vs. Damon Gant
2. Regina Berry vs. Phoenix Wright
3. Detective Gumshoe vs. Redd White
4. Manfred von Karma vs. Moe
5. Will Powers vs. Matt Engarde vs. Garamond’s MGS4 PS3 Bundle
6. Shelley de Killer vs. Ron DeLite
Now that that’s out of the way, let the rumble begin!
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Seemingly Furio Tigre’s assistant. She’ll catch you red handed if you try to steal from his office, but doesn’t mind if you want to saunter off with your find.
“Welcome to Tender Lender. Heh……..heh……..heh”
vs.
Kristoph Gavin
http://img409.imageshack.us/img409/5374/anikirihitobjp5.gif
A highly respected defense attorney who heads up the Gavin Law Offices. He is known for his calm and pleasant demeanor in court.
"Only the cards, their backs wreathes in blue flame, know its final outcome."</center>
FIGHT!
Awesome name.
technically that gavin quote is a spoiler since
the picture is in black and white and like he knows the color so he was there so you can tell that he
you know but nobody would notice and it is
…
Basically writing made him suck imo. But I still think he’s a good character.
The results are…
Viola-5
Kristoph-4
Viola wins!
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/ani-kirihito-headshakeb.gif
Inconcievable. But…it is of no matter. Do not think you have won.
Round One, Match Two
Shelley de Killer
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/killer-doeb.gif
An assassin who believes in honor, trust, and effective telecommunication.
“If you would like to request my services, please be sure to visit my homepage.”
VS
Bikini
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/bikini-normala.gif
Jovial head of Hazakurain temple. Takes care of Iris, and bidness.
“Don’t blame me if you become one with those you channel. Wa ha ha! Ho ho ho!”
Fight!
Sorry, my love. ; ;
Shelley de Killer-7
Bikini-2
To the surprise of no one, Shelley de Killer wins!
*sigh* I didn’t expect to lose so soon. And with so many handsome young men voting! Would it help if I told you my measurements?</center>
Manfred von Karma
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/karma-smirka.gif
Perfectly fearsome prosecutor who will do anything in his power to keep his perfect record intact.
“Decisive evidence… A decisive witness… What else could possibly be required?”
VS
Victor Kudo
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/victor-normala.gif
An old man with a burning passion for javachinos…or so he claims.
“I’m just old and in the way! A wrinkly, grumpy, clown-nosed waste of flesh!”
FIGHT!</CENTER>
Villains are win.
Poor Bikini 🙁
Von Karma-11
Franziska Von Karma-1
Kudo-0
A Von Karma vote is a Von Karma vote, mir?
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/victor-tossing.gif
You disgusting rogues! Take this!!!!
Larry Butz
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/larry-stylisha.gif
Phoenix and Edgeworth’s childhood friend. He has to be good at something…right?
“Oh, it’s all over…I… I’m finished. Finished! I can’t live in a world without her! I can’t!”
VS
Adrian Andrews
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/adrian-normala.gif
Matt Engarde’s manager. Cool and calculated, completely in control. Or so it appears.
“I hate to waste time, so let’s get down to business.”
FIGHT!</CENTER>
Larry Butz- 7
Adrian Andrews- 3
Franziska von Karma- 1
At least Adrian beat Franziska?
I-I’m so sorry. I should have tried harder to win. I’m a terrible person…
Round One, Match Five
Jake Marshall
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A former detective, Jake Marshall comes straight out of a western movie. Though he is not a true cowboy, he is certainly one in his own mind.
"What’s wrong, bambina? You’re lookin’ like a doggie that’s lost its herd!"
VS
Maximillion Galactica
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/max-toss1a.gif
Illusionist extraordinaire with a fetish for dairy products and the color purple.
“Fabulous!!”</center>
FIGHT
cuz Max
….
(oh man).
(although I do like the "Fabulous!"-line… heh)
Maximillion Galactica
Yeah but everybody loves Larry <3
Ema Skye.
Jake Marshall-8
Max Galactica-3
Ema Skye-1
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/max-billya.gif
Sweet Geebus. W-What in the world?!
Round One, Match Six
Bellboy
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/bellboy-normalb.gif
He’s just a bellboy, with a penchant for the grandiose.
“I am the head bellboy at the fine Gatewater Hotel, in business for four generations!”
VS
Lotta Hart
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/lotta-confidenta.gif
A paranormal photographer who always seems to produce the evidence Phoenix needs. Just make sure you ask for the second photograph~
“I’ve heard that sound before! It’s a gunshot! I’d bet my afro on it!”
FIGHT!
She’s a black woman on the inside!
Bellboy
I spoke to Wattson and his is indeed a vote.
Lotta Heart-8
Bellboy-5
"Oh my. This is embarrassing. I assure you, you can still expect nothing but the best service at the fine Gatewater Hotel!"
Round One, Match Seven
Apollo Justice
http://img412.imageshack.us/img412/7484/apolloobjectsez7.gif
A young and somewhat nervous attorney who has a passionate heart. He was mentored by attorney Kristoph Gavin.
"Isn’t violence against hair a crime, Your Honor?"
VS.
Desiree DeLite
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/desiree-thinkingb.gif
Ron DeLite???s endlessly supportive wife. She???ll do anything for you, just don???t accept a ride from her, or let her borrow your credit card.
???I only hate people who act cowardly and sneaky.???</center>
FIGHT!
Ron & Dessi :swoon:
Please to be marking the spoilers. ty ^_^
Please to be marking the spoilers. ty ^_^
I change my vote this is a pretty good point.so my real vote Dessie!
If you dont agree this is a good point then you can feel the wrath of Miles Edgeworth!
Apollo Justice-5
Ema Skye-1
Tie. Ndi cast the tie-breaker, if you would, please.
Desiree DeLite-6
Apollo Justice-5
Ema Skye-1
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/apollo-sweatsb.gif
"B-but what about my ‘Chords of Steel’ ?!?!?"
Round One, Match Eight
Winston Payne
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/payne-confidenta.gif
One way or another, you have to get through this weedy prosecutor to make it to the big leagues.
“I can’t believe a veteran like me has to spend his time baby-sitting a new defense lawyer.”
VS
Ema Skye
http://img512.imageshack.us/img512/503/emanudgewi6.gif
An aspiring forensic scientist who likes to look at things scientifically. Is very fond of snackoos.
"You know, I got a 97 on my Science test the other day!"
FIGHT!
Do it, to it, Garamond!
FOR SNACKOOS
… Oh, eh… Of course I mean Winston Payne.
i am upset that apollo lost jftr
Ema Skye- 9
Franziska von Karma- 1
Payne manages a tie with the non-competing Franziska, but is destroyed (scientifically) by Ema Skye.
"W-w-what’s the meaning of this? *wince* Winston Payne, the rookie killer….defeated?"
Round One, Match 9
Maggey Byrde
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/maggey-normala.gif
A perky and excitable policewoman. She has a pure heart and apparently a secret admirer.
???I really want to see your "special move", sir!???
VS.
Ben
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/ben-normala.gif
A ventriloquist who???s rather mum when ???his??? dummy isn???t around.
???I???m just your everyday average joe.???</center>
FIGHT
Please submit a serious vote.
–MGMT :love:
Reply to above. Isn’t Pheonix Wright the Ultimate Pheonix Wright character? 😉
Fine than. I’ll vote both Pheonix and Maggey… because Ben reminds me too much of that creepy actor I forget the name of.
-neg- man, Ebs should know that Trilo is going to have his own round. He could vote for Maggey ;;
Man, do I look like a rocket scientist? ;;
So anyhoo: Maggey ^.^
wood-like
so I guess Maggey
Maggey Byrde-10
Ben-0
Ema Skye-1
Ben is even beaten by Ema. Perhaps seperating Ben and Trilo wasn’t the greatest idea, afterall, Wattson. Oh well ^^
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/ben-normala-1.gif
Y-Y-Y-You’re… N-N-N-Not… V-Very… N-N-Nice..
Round One, Match 10
Pearl Fey
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Maya Fey’s younger cousin. She is a powerful medium, and quite the PhoenixXMaya shipper.
“That earnest look shining brightly in your eyes… It must be true love…”
VS
Acro
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/acro-normala.gif
A former acrobat still connected to the Berry Big Circus.
“Unfortunately, acrobats are prone to all kinds of accidents.”
FIGHT!
Also, Pearly
I’m updating again, for reasons that will become clear in time. Also, as a small gesture of kindness to Mandi, whose infinite gestures I will never come close to returning equally in kind~
Pearl Fey-10
Acro-1
Mia Fey-1
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/acro-comfortedb.gif
I’ve lost. There’s no way I can escape that. Well done Ms. Pearl Fey.
Round One, Match 11
Elise Deauxnim
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/elise-normalb.gif
An award-winning author and illustrator of children’s books.
“My books are nothing but simple stories for children.”
VS
Matt Engarde
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/matt-normala.gif
The squeaky clean actor who portrays The Nickel Samurai. You can ask him any question, as long as you’re willing to wait a while for the answer.
“Hold on a sec. I’m gonna ask my manager, OK?”
Make with the spoiler tags on this round, please 🙂
FIGHT!
(spoilers for t&t and justice for all jftr)
While he is a big JERK and I hate him for what he put Maya through via De Killer, he was much better developed as a character than Elise/Misty, and, like Prak, I found the wine glass sprite hugely entertaining. I think it’s probably the neatest character "transformation" they’ve ever done.
Quoted in case of edit. <3 u, Gara ^^
Matt Engarde
Elise Deauxnim
Well, I was in a pinch, back then… but seeing how she is the total underdog, I will change my vote to Else.
Matt Engarde- 7
A round so full of potential spoilers I feel like I can’t say much about it! Matt Engarde wins.
"….I see. It’s alright. I understand."</center>
Ron Delite
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/ron-normala.gif
A former security officer with a profound love of crime novels and his wife Desiree.
“D-Don’t do that…Don’t look at me like that! I don’t need your pityyyyy!”
VS
Luke Atmey
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/atmey-normalb.gif
A self-proclaimed Ace Detective who has been tailing the criminal Mask*DeMasque!
“I am a traveler of both time and space, and a swimmer of dreams…”</center>
This should be a fun one. ^^
FIGHT
also, i don’t get winston payne or olga orly
O RLY? Wince in pain! ;P
Luke Atmey-4
Well, Fine voters! It seems that love wins out in the end, after all! SQUEEEEEE <333
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/atmey-breakc.gif
Take a good look everyone! Here I am! The Tragic Clown…
Judge’s Brother
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/brother-surpriseda.gif
The judge’s seemingly Canadian Brother. Yeah.
“Young people running a trial. I’m not too sure how I feel aboot that.”
VS
Dahlia Hawthorne
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/dahlia-normala.gif
A sweet and angelic university student who has ties to several of the main characters.
“I just want to say…It’s an honor for me to be here in your noble presence.”
Spoiler Tags, represent!
FIGHT
Please mark your votes in bold Khalbrae [.B]Text[./B], without the periods.
(Dahlia Hawthorne)
Don’t use the slash in the first half of the tag!!!!!!
–Kneg
Dahlia Hawthorne-10
Well that didn’t go so well = (
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/brother-surprisedb.gif
Well, as one astute voter put it, so long as it doesn’t affect my glorious hockey beard, I suppose it is alright!
Turner Grey
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/grey-normala.gif
Head of the Grey Surgical Clinic. In the midst of a malpractice scandal, he is consumed with repairing his clinic’s reputation.
“That nurse had the nerve to go and die before admitting to her wrongdoing!"
VS
Godot
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/godot-confidentb.gif
Mysterious prosecutor appearing from the shadows with two great passions: Coffee and securing the downfall of Phoenix Wright.
“Blacker than a moonless night and more bitter than hell itself. That is coffee.”
FIGHT
Oh my!
both are dead, but Godot still lives on!
=3
Tuner Gray-1
Jake Marshall-1
Lukey Atmey-1
Clearly, the man of mystery is the victor~
http://img140.imageshack.us/img140/8215/greycrazyaw6.gif
The ones that screwed up were all these voters! Except that Prak fellow. I might have an administrative position open for him at my clinic~
Terry Fawles
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/terry-normala.gif
An inmate on death row for the murder of his lover.
“…Ugh. I din’t do nuttin’! I din’t kill nobody!”
VS
Regina Berry
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/regina-normala.gif
A sweet, if na???ve and imaginative, girl working for the Berry Big Circus. She is the daughter of its ringleader, Rusell Berry.
“People normally never get to play with a wild tiger, right?”
FIGHT
SPOILER TAGS!
PEPPER 😀
Terry Fawles-2
Regina wins on cute~
http://img222.imageshack.us/img222/4089/terrychewazq7.gif
"UGGAAAA!"
Richard Wellington
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/wellington-nromalb.gif
A stylish young man constantly on the look out for the right University. Don’t worry about him, though, he has some connections up his sleeve.
“I am Richard Wellington, the "Drifting Virtuoso" with a Ph.D. in Drifting, as it were.”
VS
Furio Tigre
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/tigre-shamelessa.gif
A real tough guy out to take care of his own. He looks oddly familiar, though…
“I atta beat you so hard, it’ll feel like youse we’re smoochin’ the express train”
FIGHT
anyhoo: Furio Tigre
Furio Tigre-9
CRUSHING DEFEAT! Dick Wellington Mauled by the Tiger, end quote.
http://img80.imageshack.us/img80/9139/wellingtondamagehu0.gif
There is no way someone as magnificent as myself could have lost!!!
Maya Fey
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/maya-confidenta.gif
A spirit medium turned attorney’s assistant, her loyalty to Phoenix is surpassed only by her love for burgers.
"Um, maybe I shouldn’t be saying this… But he definitely did it. Murder. At least once. Maybe twice."
VS
Trilo
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/2lcr4lt.gif
Ben’s “dummy” and quite the ladies man.
“What’s the matter? You think that humans have a monopoly on marriage?!”
FIGHT
Your honor, I feel there is no need to prolong this rumble any further. It is clear who the winner should be, and to prolong things would only waste the court’s time.
I, Prosecutor Miles Edgeworth vote for my love, my life, Maya Fey.
Just for lulz 😀
Cause it would be outrageously hilarious if he wins, and well worth the injustice.
Everybody who votes Trilo I will make you something in photoshop or MSE or sth
Everybody who votes Trilo I will make you something in photoshop or MSE or sth
In that case, Trilo
~
Everybody who votes Trilo I will make you something in photoshop or MSE or sth
trilo
Trilo
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/2lcr4lt.gif
Ben???s ???dummy??? and quite the ladies man.
???What???s the matter? You think that humans have a monopoly on marriage?!???
FIGHT[/CENTER]
(http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=50-w_Nggq3E)
What a rather interesting extraterrestrial life-form.
Oh, uh, excuse me. I am undecided as of yet. Give me a little more time please?
Maya Fey, all the way!
Trilo-10
In a curious turn of events and perhaps our most exciting round thus far, Trilo manages to pull out a win! Will he be able to keep his bizarrely good luck in the next round?
"What?!? Maybe the Trilo votes were a typo for "Spaghetti Festival". What do you think?"
Round One, Match 18
Jean Armstrong
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/armstrong-invitinga.gif
Owner of Tres Bien, an absolutely adorable French caf???. He’s out to steal your heart, and maybe a little more…
“Mais, oui oui! I never forget a man who flirts wiz me! Especially in court!”
VS
Trucy
http://img167.imageshack.us/img167/7613/animinukisillyet8.gif
Apollo’s 15 year old assistant, Trucy is an aspiring magician who already performs regular shows involving her magical panties.
"I can still remember that moment…You brandished those bloomers on high, and shouted…’Objection!’"</center>
FIGHT
"FEELS LIKES I’M WEARING NOTHING AT ALL! NOTHING AT ALL! NOTHING AT ALL!!!!!!"
Also, Trucy.
Still, I have lots of love for Jean Armstrong, though :/
Armstrong-0
Trucy trounces the non-competition!
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/armstrong-damage.gif
N-n-no! Zis cannot be!!!!
Round One, Match 19
Cody Hackins
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/cody-normala.gif
A Steel Samurai fanboy who could stand to learn a thing or two from Lotta Hart when it comes to snapping pieces of crucial evidence.
“Call me "kiddy-o" again and I’ll cut you down where you stand, evildoer!”
VS
Phoenix Wright
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/phoenix-normalb.gif
A defense attorney for the people. His faith in his clients never wavers and he will do ANYTHING for those he loves.
“I stand in court to defend my client. To save their lives.”
Poor Cody Hackins ;;
FIGHT
Phoenix Wright
Phoenix Wright!
Cody Hackins- 1
Chun-Li- 1
Apart from Chun-Li’s unexpected (but adorable!) cameo appearance, this round was pretty predictable. Phoenix wins~
How dare you eliminate me, evildoers!
Round One, Match 20
Wendy Oldbag
http://img237.imageshack.us/img237/4734/oldbagteeheeapq4.gif
A cranky old woman with a soft spot for handsome young actors and prosecutors. She claims to have worked in show business in her younger years.
"Well when I was young things were a mite different, mind you we didn’t prance around in strange hippie clothes. What are the youths coming to these days my own son hasn’t called in…"
VS
Mike Meekins
http://img177.imageshack.us/img177/6008/meekinsmegaphonebmo7.gif
A hyperactive police officer who carries his megaphone wherever he goes. He is very eager to please.
"Sir! But, but sir! I’m just following orders, sir!"</center>
FIGHT
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/edgeworth-straineda.gif
THE WICKED WITCH OF THE WITNESS STAND!!!
man wtf vote for chun-li
That is a very compelling arguement…
Well gara convinced me….
Chun-li
Quote of Garamond: man wtf vote for chun-li
That is a very compelling arguement…
Well gara convinced me….
Chun-li
Mike Meekins- 0
Chun-Li- 6
After winning the round, I finally realized what my true "fight" should be. For our mother country that my father tried so hard to protect…for all the warm hearted people I’ve met throughout the world…to teach the meaning of true strength and beauty to these kids…that is the purpose of my life, and my future. I’ll use my fists to create our tommorow!
http://img50.imageshack.us/img50/7932/sf33chunli14so2.png</center>
And meanwhile, back in the states, Oldbag moves on to round two.
Morgan Fey
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/6209/morgannormalaku2.gif
A seemingly polite and refined woman who is also very strict and uptight. She is mother to Pearl and Aunt to Mia and Maya.
???Do not associate with strange old men you don???t know.???
VS
Dee Vasquez
http://img329.imageshack.us/img329/7466/deecoldsmilealz0.gif
The ice-queen like head producer for the hit’s children show Steel Samurai. She is rumored to have connections to the mob.
"Ook ook ook ook. Always with the ooking."</center>
FIGHT
Morgan Fey-5
Forgive me whilst I cower in fear of the future you have created for me with this win~
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/dee-damageb.gif
What do you voters think?
Would you like to be erased?
Round One, Match 21
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A stereotypical fanboy who works as a TV show director. Is the mastermind behind shows such as "The Steel Samurai" and "The Pink Princess".
"How can j00 not know the great Sal Manella!? I make teh L33T SH0WZ!"
http://img528.imageshack.us/img528/2798/reddnormalajl8.gif
An arrogant business man who doesn’t mind flashing his wealth. He is fond of trying to stretch his vocabulary.
"Perhaps I have intimidated you with my giantesque vocabulary…?"
FIGHT
So my vote goes to….
Security guard in the back of the detention center
Only cool kids stretch their vocabulary.
So my vote goes to….
Security guard in the back of the detention center
So my vote goes to….
Security guard in the back of the detention center
http://www.court-records.net/chara1-4.htm#missileMissle! the steel samurai hot dog eating dog!
Its not really a spoiler if you’ve played Phoenix Wright Ace Attorney.
So my vote goes to….
Security guard in the back of the detention center
Redd White- 3
Security guard in the back of the detention center- 4
Missile- 1
Security guard in the back of the detention center wins! However, he has apparently decided to immediately withdraw from the rumble under mysterious circumstances, leaving our second place finisher Redd White to continue on to the next round. Curious!
Whatever, l4m3rs!
Round One, Match 23
Angel Starr
http://img169.imageshack.us/img169/9435/angelsmilingaln0.gif
A lunch lady with the mysterious nickname of "The Cough-up Queen". She is good at doing men to get what she wants and has many boyfriends.
"The name is Angel Starr. Don’t you go forgetting it. Or before you know it I’ll have you whimpering at my heels."
VS
Lisa Basil
http://img410.imageshack.us/img410/9779/lisasmilingamk3.gif
The affable head of Blue Screens Inc. She doesn’t do any of the actual programming herself.
"That data is SuPer-Admin Restricted Desktop Access password-protected"</center>
FIGHT
Fuck it, my vote goes to Redd White.
Cause boobage ;;
Redd White-1
Angel Starr-5
The Queen coughs up a victory~
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Even our systems cannot process such an absurd phenomenon!
Round One, Match 24
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The smart, tenacious, and beautiful head of the Fey law offices. Mia is the boss and mentor of Phoenix Wright.
"We never really know if our clients are guilty or innocent. All we can do is believe in them. And in order to believe in them, you have to believe in yourself."
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A genius prosecutor who achieved her status at the age of 13. The daughter of the famous Manfred von Karma, she takes great pride in her perfect record. She is never seen without her whip.
"A fool’s fool fools fools who foolishly accept the foolishness of a fool’s fool. Wouldn’t you agree?"
FIGHT
Mia Fey
Mia Fey
MIA FEY
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<blink>MIA FEY!</blink>
Not only is she a decent character, but Franziska is on a Navi level of shittiness when it comes to video game characters.
Edit: OMG. 1000th post says that I <3 Franziska! YES!
Franny-2
Franny ;_;; I love you, Franny 🙁 Nevertheless, Merl, you get double vote in future round or something, cuz gif choice, mang~
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Fools! I am PERFECT!! I am a VON KARMA!!!
Round One, Match 25
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A bubbly and flirtatious young woman who isn’t above a little teasing. Is a fan of iced coffee.
"I like a man with a big…vocabulary."
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An eccentric police chief, Gant is known for his affectionate nicknames and his jovial disposition. He’ll loan you $50 if you ask him.
"You know, we should all go swimming together sometime! Jolly!"
Sheep to the Slaughter.
FIGHT
and becuase swimming is good for you.
and damn, i missed my chance to vote for Dr Grey. |:
he was the only character who genuinely made me laugh.
April May- 5
April May and her cleavage put up a good fight, considering, but it is Damon Gant who moves onto the next round!
"Urp! This stupid rumble doesn’t matter, okay? It’s not fair!"
Round One, Match 26
Penny Nichols
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A staff member of Global Studios who is secretly a die-hard fan of The Steel Samurai. Collects trading cards.
"That’s the card I need! You don’t know how long I’ve been looking for it! I don’t care what kind of girl you might think I am, I need that card!"
VS
Lana Skye
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Chief prosecutor at the prosecutor’s office. Lana Skye attended law school with Mia Fey.
"I’m not very good at being a criminal, I suppose."</center>
FIGHT
Lana is the least memorable defendant from the entire series, and I will never even consider voting for her.
Penny Nichols-3
The Chief Prosecutor trumps the quirky but cute fangirl.
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I…don’t really want to think too much about what happened just yet. C-can I offer you some ultra-rare premium cards to change your mind?!?
Round One, Match 27
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Lead singer of the famed band The Gavinners, Klavier Gavin also is a prosecutor of some renown. He is known for his rockstar attitude in court.
"I became a rock star so women would turn their heads when they walked past me on the streets."
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Head of the Grossberg Criminal Defense law firm, Marvin Grossberg mentored Mia Fey. Is prone to hemorrhoids.
"Ah… the days of my youth… like the scent of fresh lemon…"
FIGHT
Klavier Gavin
Klavier Gavin
Klavier Gavin
Marvin Grossberg
Got to go with Klavier Gavin.
he’s like
totally gross
except not
but instead he’s awesome
Marvin Grossberg- 5
The prosecution has throughly crushed the defense. Klavier goes on to the next round.
My hemorrhoids….they’re acting up again.
Round One, Match 28
Miles Edgeworth
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Known in some circles as the "Demon Prosecutor", Miles Edgeworth is famous in the legal world for both his record and his snappy wardrobe. He is both a childhood friend and rival of Phoenix Wright. Suspected to be a Steel Samurai fan.
"I object! That was… objectionable!"
VS
Ini Miney
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A ditzy and spacey young woman with a strong interest in the occult. She often seems unaware of what is going on around her.
"Oh, that???s??? Uh??? What are the words I???m looking for???? It???s like???like totally a bummer."</center>
FIGHT
And, I’ve saved you…
No matter how dark it can ever seem
Friends Forever
We’re a Team!
Miles Edgeworth ^____________^
Miles Edgeworth
We are both soooooooooo predictable~<333
Miles Edgeworth
Holy shit, Neg. Overkill, much?
i mean mandi!!!!
Miles Edgeworth
My thoughts exactly~ yay miles !
anyway my obvious vote is for Miles Edgeworth.
jftr the person I voted the last round was a kof character
i just put the guys name that looked like him
Miles Edgeworth-13
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Preposterous! And, I almost got away with it!
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Quite the contrary, Mrs. Miney. The TRUTH has a funny way of being found. Not surprising at all, really~
Round One, Match 29
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A perverse old man who claims to be the director of the Hotti Clinic. He is always willing to examine a pretty girl. He may not be a real doctor.
"Ah, sweet’ums! Calm down, calm down. Don’t be so harsh to an old man like me."
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A clown who loves nothing more than a good (or bad) pun and always finds some way to crack a joke. He loves the circus he works for with all his heart.
"In west Clownadelphia born and raised on the playground is where I spent most of my clownin’…"
FIGHT
Ini Miney yes, Neg I voted for her again
MIA FEY
:takethat:
I am forced to agree with noskillbassist on this one so Chewbacca gets my vote.
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OKEY!!!!!
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OKEY!!!!!
I change my vote to Terry Bogard, as well.
FFshriner pic of the persons choice.
Mainly because I’m bored tbh.
Anyways, That is all.
i hate ini miney. Mainly because Dr Turner Grey was my favourite PW character ever
Moe- 3
Chewbacca- 2
Mia Fey- 1
Terry Bogard-3
Was it the weakness of the competition? The calm after last round’s trouncing? No matter what the reason, this was a round that all sorts of characters decided to throw their hat into. At the end, two names emerge- Moe and Terry Bogard.
C’mon C’mon! Let’s fight!</center>
Before he is swept into battle, however, Moe is moved on to the next round by virtue of being the only character who qualifies for it.
Iris of Hazakura
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A sweet and gentle shrine maiden who has grown up at the Hazakura temple. She is trusting to a fault.
"I’m sorry… I don’t leave the temple grounds very often… So I don’t know very much about the outside world."
VS.
The Judge
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The judge who presides over most of Phoenix’s cases, he is more than a little naive and gullible. Can be hard of hearing. Claims to speak Spanish.
"I spent a whole day looking for my dentures. They turned out to be in my mouth all along."</center>
FIGHT
I <3 Judge ^.^ Silly man!
I <3 Judge ^.^ Silly man!
Before he is swept into battle, however, Moe is moved on to the next round by virtue of being the only character who qualifies for it.
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GET SERIOUS!?
anyway my vote is for Iris
Judge-8
The Judge brings his gavel down on Iris!
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Well, I suppose this is for the best.
Round One, Match 31
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Star of the hit children’s show "The Steel Samurai". In spite of his fearsome appearance, Will Powers is extremely sweet and loving and wouldn’t hurt a fly.
"When I got the part of the Steel Samurai, with that mask…I decided I would never show my face in public until the job was over. It’s the kids, you know. I didn’t want to wreck their dreams."
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A cocky defense attorney working under Marvin Grossberg. Is very fond of pretty ladies and coffee.
"The courtroom can be a cold battlefield alright. Especially…for a beginner."
Cue the Steel Samurai Theme. Hit it! (http://ca.youtube.com/watch?v=63KWp1Pw_KU)
FIGHT
Anyway, as much as I like Armando I have to go
with Will Powers.
Now cue the real Steel Samurai (http://www.zshare.net/audio/14301488c439bcbf/) Theme!
with Will Powers.
(when i read "cue the theme" i instantly heard it in my head, lol)
Source, plz!
Also, Will Powers
Diego
Diego Armando-3
Will Powers is the clear winner, in a victory for samurais and good huggers everywhere.
"Aren’t I good enough? After all, it’s me…Diego Armando!"
Round One, Match 32
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Detective Gumshoe
A bumbling but lovable detective with a heart of gold. He always pull through in a pinch, even if it costs him a dock in his salery.
"Huh!? Hey! You can’t just go saying "pal" like that! That’s MY endearing character trait!"
VS.
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Frank Sahwit
A newspaper salesman. Yep, just a newspaper salesman.
"Isn’t it only human to want to… peek?"</CENTER>
FIGHT
"That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
"That was too close! You were almost a Jill sandwich!"
Sahwit-1
And that brings Round 1 to a close! With the field cut in half, we now move onto the greener pastures of Round 2 ^_^
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Nggggggggggggggggggh!!!
Round Two, Match 1
Angel Starr vs. Damon Gant
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/angel-madb.gif<right>Your foul deeds have haunted this den of inequity long enough, Gant!</right>
http://i210.photobucket.com/albums/bb1/ConstantMnemonic/gant-wahahaa.gif<right>Oh, you’ve brought me my lunch, Smashing!</right>
FIGHT
Also, missed Gumshoe round ;;
Also, missed Gumshoe round ;;
baw i missed the gumshoe round
ga ga choo choo
Damon Gant- 8
Even delicious bentos weren’t enough to sway loyal fans of police chief Damon Gant.
You choose Gant over me? I’m almost compelled to lace your lunches with something foul…
Round Two, Match Two
Regina Berry vs. Phoenix Wright</center>
<left>http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/6259/phoenixobjectingot7.gif</left>I‘ll fight for the truth, no matter what it takes. Take that!
<left>http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/9312/reginasobwu2.gif</left> WAAAAAAAAAAAHHHHHHHHHHHHHH
<left>http://img57.imageshack.us/img57/2382/phoenixsheepishazs2.gif</left> Erm…
FIGHT
Fucking duh.
regina berry annoyed me.
Regina Berry-2
Nick plows through another challenger, making a little girl cry in the process 🙁
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I think Regent wants to play with you again, Mr. Wright~
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Round Two, Match Three
Detective Gumshoe vs. Redd White</center>
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I’ve got your number, pal! You’re going down, now. I’ll see to it, personally!
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If you do, sir, I’m afraid I’ll have to dock more than just your pay~
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FIGHT
I choose………
Gumshoe
Zomg, underdog vote!
Zomg, underdog vote!
MY VOTE GOES TO HIM DUO
Redd White-2
Cosmo Kramer-1 j/k 🙂
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Who’s laughing there, now, pal?
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Round Two, Match Four
Moe vs. Manfred Von Karma</center>
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Why the long face, man? It can’t be good for your…..Karma. HEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHEHE
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You will not befoul my perfect proceedings with your witless humor.
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FIGHT
The Assman-3
Sherlock-1
Moe-1
Moe’s a good guy, mang 🙁
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I told you I was perfect. I’m a Von Karma~
Round Two, Match Five
Will Powers vs. Matt EnGarde</center>
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Hi, Matt! How’s my protege doing on this fine day?
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Who are you, again? One sec, gotta ask my manager.
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What, what?
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Will you quit blubbering, you useless ape of a man. You are of no use to me or this joke of a franchise, anymore!
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I don’t want to fight you, Matt, but I will. Y-You’re a monster!
SAMURAI VS SAMURAI
FIGHT
this is a vote for my ps3
(and Garamond’s MGS4 PS3 bundle.)
Will Powers-3
Matt Engarde-0
I can’t count double votes, Rob. Also, I can’t take votes I can’t decipher, Miles.
PS3 Wins!
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Heh. How’d you like my buddy Garamond’s MGS4 PS3 Bundle?
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It’s runs so quietly. It’s like a Ninja. Keep it away from me! Keep it away!!!!
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Round Two, Match Six
Shelley de Killer vs. Ron DeLite</center>
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Yes, what is the meaning of this call?
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Well, you know, we’ve both been on the wrong side of the, um, law, and I was wondering if you’d maybe….with the killings and all…could you
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Cut it out, pleeeeeeeease!!?!?!
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Well, while I’m here……
FIGHT
also,
Shelly de Killer