Anyway the one in question is "Funny Games", I’ve only seen the American remake but I heard the original was just as awful. Both by the same director anyway.
My god, did that movie suck. I can’t believe Naomi Watts agreed to this excuse for a movie.
I don’t really care about Uwe Boll or Ed Wood or Friedberg/Seltzer as they’ve already drowned in their reputations. Maybe the more appropriate question I’m looking for is "what movie did you feel the most ripped off when you watched". Because I mean, you know what to expect already when watching one of the above, so not really an excuse to want that hour back.
And in case you’re wondering I still haven’t seen The Happening. I kind of feel bad for M Night though.
I accidentally came across Xanadu, and it was quite possibly the worst movie I have ever seen. Although, Grease 2 comes pretty close to snatching up that title. Come to think of it; the first movie never did anything for me, either.
May the Way of the Hero lead to the Triforce!
Crysta
I hate to say it, but i recently saw the Pacino/DeNiro flick….. Its pretty bad too..
Alien vs. Predator 2: Requiem and xXx 2. God, those movies make my dick scream.
<rant> The emperor was supposed to be some great fighter, and yet he is defeated by some guy with no martial arts training whatsoever. Not to mention the lame CG, a miss casted Maria Bolla or whoever and boring first half that the second half barely makes up for. Even the CLIMAX was stupid. I hated it. </rant>
Also, the famous movie 8 1/2 by Fellini was extremely bad in my opinion. Wikipedia says it was ranked 3rd best movie of all time, but it was really fucking boring and a lot of the scenes seemed out of place. It’s a movie that’s literally about writer’s block; the main character is stuck on this one part in a movie he’s directing, and the whole movie represents that stagnation. Unfortunately, it feels like it’s going nowhere for 2 1/2 hours, which is basically true.
Also, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is one of the worst movies imo. No substance, and people cannot move like that.
May the Way of the Hero lead to the Triforce!
Crysta
you obviosuly have never seen the last don by master-p if you thought that movie wanted sucked. im noit gonna lie. i was disappointed with wanted, but that movie is no where near as bad as the movies master-p makes.
Alien vs. Predator 2: Requiem and xXx 2. God, those movies make my dick scream.
Same opinion. Jurasic park 3, AVP2, LotR 2 and 3, matrix 2 (but 3 being good) and I could continue so on.
And my most hated one: Terminator 3. I mean WTF WTF WTF??? In the two earlier movies it was all about how you can take live like you want, there is no destiny, nothing can be predicted and so on.. And the 3 says "The war is inevitable???? I mean com’on, what for where than the two first parts?
And my most hated one: Terminator 3. I mean WTF WTF WTF??? In the two earlier movies it was all about how you can take live like you want, there is no destiny, nothing can be predicted and so on.. And the 3 says "The war is inevitable???? I mean com’on, what for where than the two first parts?
Ehh, personally, Matrix 3 was too emo for me, Not enough Monica Bellucci either!!
It’s sheer ludicrousness makes up for the fact that it’s awful.
I doubt anyone has ever seen it, but Lucker The Necrophagous is a damn near abomination of film.
It’s a Belgian Slasher flick about a guy who kills women then has sex with the bodies. There is a ten minute long scene wherein the main character (Lucker) defiles a 4 week old prostitute corpse that has soaked up so much natural gas it’s a weird greenish greasy colour.
To put it simply, it’s more of an experience then a movie.
And my most hated one: Terminator 3. I mean WTF WTF WTF??? In the two earlier movies it was all about how you can take live like you want, there is no destiny, nothing can be predicted and so on.. And the 3 says "The war is inevitable???? I mean com’on, what for where than the two first parts?
You do realize that LotR "2" and "3" are really just the second and third acts of one movie?
I do realize that LotR "2" and "3" are the second and third acts of so to say one movie, but they were made in a much less creative way. It looks like after the success of the first part they thought that don’t have to work so hard anymore to get the people into the cinemas. And by the way, the book is anyway much greater than the movie could have ever been.
Did you people hear that they are now making Pirates of the Caribbean 4?
OMG…
I do realize that LotR "2" and "3" are the second and third acts of so to say one movie, but they were made in a much less creative way. It looks like after the success of the first part they thought that don’t have to work so hard anymore to get the people into the cinemas. And by the way, the book is anyway much greater than the movie could have ever been.
Did you people hear that they are now making Pirates of the Caribbean 4?
OMG…
you know that they filmed all 3 at the same time, right?
Who are you to judge J.R.R. Tolkien? Are you maybe a famous writer of some sort???
10. Donnie Darko (Wow…and I mean that in a "shocked I wasted time" kind of way)
9. Southland Tales (WTF is this guy on? Same director, same nonsense)
8. The Crow: Wicked Prayer (They took a very good book and literally shit all over it, threw it in a blender, and used what was left to make a script!)
7. Street Kings (Keanu Reeves conveys his different emotions about as well as I can bench press 704 pounds.)
6. The Village (I literally went to bed that night pissed off that I wasted moments of my life that I could never get back with this god awful movie)
5. Starship Troopers 2: Hero of the Federation (Since when did a scifi cult classic turn into a really bad horror movie? Please, do not waste time watching this.)
4. Titanic (A lifetime of horrible acting and akward sex scenes, and I already knew the ending! I actually watched the first hour and i’ve never seen the entire thing, nor will I ever)
3. Bewitched (Will Ferrell as his worst, I literally felt ill watching that movie)
2. House of the Dead (Uwe Boll has to die, someone or something has to save the human race from the abominations that he calls films.)
1. Prom Night Remake (I never had the urge to punch someone in the face while watching a movie, but that movie, *shudders*)
I’d like to say every Joel Schumacher movie EXCEPT for Falling Down. That movie was badical.
Also, it’s not really horrible; but I fucking hate the Matrix franchise. I mean, the directors must eat, live, and shit pretentiousness. I feel bad that V for Vendetta had to go through that, and funnily enough, it’s probably their best movie.
Like Double Dragon, Mario Brothers, and recently Hitman.
2. House of the Dead (Uwe Boll has to die, someone or something has to save the human race from the abominations that he calls films.)
I read in some magazine about him and there he was praised like some second Spielberg. But he is nothing special in my opinion. I watched House of the dead and its just another bad zombie movie (hey, that could be a title for a new one!), nothing especially bad.
As for the movies based on games, I think that they are just another example of money squeezing shit. Even Tomb Raider didn’t touch me.
By the way, can someone say me what was first, the mortal combat movie or the mortal combat game?
All the 1990’s Batman movies sucked after the first one with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. The movies became all about getting the most popular actors at the time to play big roles, rather than getting the RIGHT actors to play those roles.
I mean really, Jim Carry as the Riddler.
What genius thought that was a good idea?
In a sense, though, I’m kind of annoyed that TDK is getting this much attention, and from turds who don’t even understand the subtleties and intricacies of the plot; who are more interested in seeing Christian Bale’s exposed torso and OMGEXPOLSUNS!!!!!11111ONEELEVEN!!!!+1=2!!!!!
It’s not that I don’t love the movie, it’s a (flawed) masterpiece, but I tire of hearing about it all the time, and of hearing people recite the Joker’s lines ad nauseum.
Others would have to include Dragon (directed by Leigh Scott), Troll 2 and Mind Ripper.
OUCH!
All the 1990’s Batman movies sucked after the first one with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. The movies became all about getting the most popular actors at the time to play big roles, rather than getting the RIGHT actors to play those roles.
I mean really, Jim Carry as the Riddler.
What genius thought that was a good idea?
Which one? Michael Keaton played Batman twice.
Also, Batman Forever is awesome, if even based on lol moments. "Save ze boi!" Oh Arnold…
also, inb4neg @ TDK comment
Hands down worst excuse for a film. Basically the film is comprised of excerpts from the first movie in the series coupled with some really badly acted scenes and pointless plot devices. It’s a semi-sequel that really has nothing to do with the first film – thematically. It just stars some guy who has problems and kills people and is in an institute for pretty much the whole film having flashbacks of events of the first film. Lame.
For anyone who doesn’t know what I’m talking about, may I just mention the one phrase that explains it all?
…GARBAGE DAY!
’nuff said.
WHAT?!
You go die now.
I doubt anyone has ever seen it, but Lucker The Necrophagous is a damn near abomination of film.
It’s a Belgian Slasher flick about a guy who kills women then has sex with the bodies. There is a ten minute long scene wherein the main character (Lucker) defiles a 4 week old prostitute corpse that has soaked up so much natural gas it’s a weird greenish greasy colour.
To put it simply, it’s more of an experience then a movie.
lucker the necrophagus?
got it. will lookk for torrents.
i have seen many fucked up things, but not necrophilia.
All the 1990’s Batman movies sucked after the first one with Michael Keaton and Jack Nicholson. The movies became all about getting the most popular actors at the time to play big roles, rather than getting the RIGHT actors to play those roles.
I mean really, Jim Carry as the Riddler.
What genius thought that was a good idea?
they basically chosed jim carry to play the ridler because jim carry is a funny white guy just like the riddler in comics books. but christian bale was smart teling the directors of the newer batman movies not to put robin in it.
You go die now.
Lol! Come on, nobody in their right mind would think either of those films were good. Hilarious and entertaining I’ll give you. But there’s no denying that they’re pretty bad all the same. Especially the sequel!
YOU JUST DON’T APPRECIATE GREATNESS!
lol don’t get me wrong! I’m not saying I don’t like them. I personally love the comedy factor, enjoy watching them and realise they were intended to be bad. But the fact remains they were never intended to be master pieces and indeed are very far from being so . :p
this is the WORST MVOIE EVER" thread.
by worst, i mean, of those that are unbareable, unwatchble and just reading or hearing about them makes you physically sick.
any uwe boll movie comes to mind, except postal.
Now go watch it so we can be together in our misery.
Now go watch it so we can be together in our misery.
The movie blew, because the acting sucked, and so did the story, but the special effects were FTW!
ever?
ha, it had a horrible ending i thought,
Interesting. I believe most people were use to the diabolical Riddler from the Batman: The Animated Series show. Even if the comic book riddler is a goof ball, Jim Carry was still a bad choice IMO.
Martian Short might of made a better Riddler.
I hear Johnny Depp is being considered (or was already chosen?) to play the Riddler in the next Batman. Buuuut don’t take my word for it, cos I don’t know how reliable my source is.
oh wow…
i wonder what you’d consider a good movie
i wonder what you’d consider a good movie
SINCE YOU ASKED, usually, for me, what I look for in a movie is action. Seriously, I can’t stand sappy romances or even dramas. Animated movies and comedies are okay though.
Anyways, most of the movies I like involve ridiculously cool fight scenes and intricate murder plots. Trasporter 1&2, Underworld, 300, etc. You know what I’m getting at.
i really liked the bank job, especially after hearing it was based on true events
Anyways, most of the movies I like involve ridiculously cool fight scenes and intricate murder plots. Trasporter 1&2, Underworld, 300, etc. You know what I’m getting at.
can i just take a stab in the dark and assume that you like michael bay movies?
(btw, jftr, explosions and action does not a good movie make.)
(btw, jftr, explosions and action does not a good movie make.)
Actually, the only Michael Bay movie I ever saw was Bad Boys.
And yeah, a movie made up purely of violence won’t be good. It’s just that I consider good fighting choreography to be more important in a movie than, say, character development. The perfect movie for me, however, would be a violent movie with a good plot and interesting characters. Like Kill Bill. That movie was great.
and Jim Carry as the Riddler still sucked.
And yeah, a movie made up purely of violence won’t be good. It’s just that I consider good fighting choreography to be more important in a movie than, say, character development. The perfect movie for me, however, would be a violent movie with a good plot and interesting characters. Like Kill Bill. That movie was great.
that’s kind of shallow. i’d totally prefer a good plot and character development to violence and explosions. of course, the best thing is the balance of two. a movie can have all the plot development in the world, but if it doesn’t catch my interest, then it won’t get watched.
(i agree with you that kill bill is awesome)
On topic:
Jaws 3 & 4 are definitely another two.
Troll.
Jason X was.
P.S. The Mist was a pretty bad movie too.
Ang Lee’s Hulk was also terribly dry for an action flick. The new Hulk is just as bad because of Liv Tyler.
Honourable mention: Carnosaur 2, Baby Boy (featuring Tyrese), Dune (1984), 10,000 B.C.
so how dare you.
*facepalm
so how dare you.
I thought it had much better action than the first Hulk, but much worse acting in general from the entire cast. Inverse proportions tell all.
So how dare yo’ mamma. Yeah, I went there.
Actually, I have no defense for the movie. I just really like it cause the ending was not all crap, like in Ironman where he had to be saved by the chick. The Hulk did all the ass kicking himself
It’s a metaphor. He’s got a cool, tough exterior, but he’s all squishy underneath.
It’s the perfect reference to the common man.
That is an outrageous LIE, and I will jealously defend its honor. 🙁
It’s the perfect reference to the common man.
WELL I DONT LIKE SQUISHY.
I didn’t say I hated Ironman. Just the Hulk > Ironman.
That is an outrageous LIE, and I will jealously defend its honor.
Okay, the most I liked was when they killed that preaching woman. But after that it was just bleh.
I didn’t say I hated Ironman. Just the Hulk > Ironman.
INNUENDO
I didn’t say you did hate Ironman.
:3 well then we are all peachy.
:3 well then we are all peachy.
OMG NSFW O_o
I don’t wanna be a peach >:
I shall call him Squishy and he shall be mine and he shall be my Squishy. Come on, Squishy Come on, little Squishy.
[baby talk, the jellyfish stings]
Ow. Bad Squishy, bad Squishy.
and peaches are quite yummy.
and peaches are quite yummy.
dora? you mean dori.
Wilder Valderrama from 70’s show??
Ditto that. I never liked the movie either. But for some reason a lot of people think of it as a masterpiece…Ugh!
As for me, Brotherhood of the Wolf. Most movies that suck at least suck in their own style and have a personality, that movie was a mesh-mash of French, Japanese, Chinese Kong Fu, Hollywood, and an Native American plot twist. My eyes literally rotted watching this movie. I know most people think this movie is awesome, but I think anyone who’s watched enough foreign movies would know that this movie had no character nor style. Simply distasteful for me to say to least.
In fact any film directed by the fuckmookswho made Date Movie (Friedberg and Setzer) qualifies not only as the worst of all time, but as a iilegal means of torture. The making of these movies must violate some Geneva Convention law somewhere.
I watched this movie just a few days ago 🙂 Well I don’t think of it as a very bad movie. I like that very different ideas and styles were incorporated. On the other hand, as you say, its rather a big mix up than a real movie.
quantum of solace.
not a single time did i felt i was watching a bond movie.
it was slowpaced and boring.
i think i enjoyed the first scene and opening credits more than the whole movie
but seriously, i don’t like this new bond. he’s not very bond-y to me.
dang.. forgot about that one.
Also, Never Back Down could definitely be in the top 3 of the worst. ~
I kinda liked it :/
Aka, The FIST and the Furious
One of the worst movies of all time, but the ending is so hilarious.
also this film bicycle thieves i had to see during a film studies course. it was filmed during a postwar recession (or something similar) in which they couldnt afford second takes (or to pay the actors, apparently) and the plot is:
(1) man gets his bike stolen
(2) man reports stolen bike to police, who do nothing
(3) man and his child wander streets aimlessly looking for bike. find nothing.
(4) man cracks, steals bike, police arrest him, film ends.
this may not sound that bad until you consider that the whole thing went on for about three and a half hours.
rofl at your description of that bike movie
The movie I walked out on last, though, was Vacancy. Shitty. Shitty. Shitty.
aw i thought that one was funny, tasteless but ridiculously funny
Agreed, I don’t think those guys are funny at all.
holy hell
that.
even the animation was absolutely crap.
It was basically around four or five equally pointless scenes in sequence with no links whatsoever, pretty much completely disregarding the original film.
And Kida looks like an old woman, what the hell.
Did I mention the animation was crap?
Ive seen a lot of films that I personally dont like, but that simply had to be the absolute worst film I have ever seen in my whole life. I cant believe I wasted some of my never-to-be-regained life watching it when I could have been doing something useful like watching Raiders of the Lost Ark…. again.
^Obviously
Another
Super Mario Bros characters from 5 games mushed into 1 movie all character designs were wrong Plot was corny as well.
1. Super Mario Bros Mario Luigi Toad and Koopa
2. Super Mario Bros 2 snifits
3. Super Mario Bros 3. Big Bertha
4. Super Mario Land Princess Daisy
5. Super Mario World Yoshi
And this is Coming from a Huge Mario Fan!
^Obviously
Actually I have fond memories of the Super Mario Bros. movie. I do admit that it’s terrible and an atrocious representation of the game, but I used to like it when I was younger. I even had the action figures from the film.
I hated that film with a passion lol
The worse film i’ve ever seen would have to be…. Curfew
Its a thriller film that was made years ago. The actors/actresses are just horrible, the music is a joke and the story is…. bleh
…and pretty much any movie directed by Uwe Boll.
Has anyone mentioned that new "Dragon Ball Evolution" movie.
I got dragged along to see it 2 days ago and boy did SUCK.
I swear i think i enjoyed the movie previews that the cinemas show before the actual movie more than this lame excuse for entertainment
Date Movie is pretty ‘orrible too
Has anyone mentioned that new "Dragon Ball Evolution" movie.
I got dragged along to see it 2 days ago and boy did SUCK.
I swear i think i enjoyed the movie previews that the cinemas show before the actual movie more than this lame excuse for entertainment
I pirated the movie and still feel like I spent too much money!
I tend to keep away from really bad movies, so it’s the worst movie I’ve ever seen:)
Really…Ive never seen it but ive always heard how scary it was.
If you’ve never seen it then how can you disagree with a person who’s actually seen it?
i have yet to meet someone who enjoyed it.
Amen to that, brother. Amen to that!
i have yet to meet someone who enjoyed it.
isn’t that sort of a given?
Better as a brunette, of course.
and did you know she’s a natural blonde? i always thought she was a natural brunette.
Are you sure she isnt natural brunette?It looks like a kind of synthetic blonde she has now.
I actually liked that movie. The part with the snake woman still freaks me out.
Are you sure she isnt natural brunette?It looks like a kind of synthetic blonde she has now.
"The 5’4" Faris, a natural blonde, dyed her hair black for the filming of Scary Movie and Scary Movie 2, so that her character more closely resembled Neve Campbell, who played the corresponding character in Scream, one of the films that Scary Movie parodied."
In fact any film directed by the fuckmookswho made Date Movie (Friedberg and Setzer) qualifies not only as the worst of all time, but as a iilegal means of torture. The making of these movies must violate some Geneva Convention law somewhere.
Agreed. I had to ask if I did something to piss off my family when they forced me to watch the recent abortion with my idiot sister and her douchebag boyfriend. They actually liked that shit. I wanted to kill myself. It was everything wrong with recent movie trends all rolled into one fucked up mess.
S.I.C.K.
Serial Insane Clown Killers
Mom picked it up a few years ago, and it was the most horrible, idiotic – but also slightly funny because of the bad acting and abominable storyline – piece of crap ever.
BAD acting scene here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=jMnTSDxdhO4&feature=related
Trailer here: http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=2iQ2SfiS45E
Eragon: Good story in the book I hear, BUT the acting, Editing, Pacing and overly loud score KILLED it for me
Dishonerable mentions:
Golden Compass
Snakes on a plane
ANY Master P movie
No one is a good actor in this movie and none of the characters are likable. However, this is movie is unintentionally hilarious. Tommy Wiseau bad acting and hard to understand accent lead to some pretty funny moments. It is also pretty hard not to laugh at the countless nonsensical moments, like playing football in a tuxedo or Lisa’s mother getting cancer and is told "Don’t worry about it" by Lisa. This movie is also a great drinking game.(From IMBD)
take a drink every time:
we see stock footage of the golden gate bridge
Someone says, “oh, hi”
someone, including mark, mentions that mark is Johnny’s best friend
someone says “don’t worry about it”
someone says “everything will be ok/alright”
we see Lisa’s gross boobs
there’s a football in the scene
there’s a spoon somewhere in the scene
Lisa says “I don’t love Johnny”
Green screen is used (Roof)
A character appears without introduction
When Johnny laughs.
Mark asks what or why are you doing this?
Someone enters the scene and leaves right after.
you now have alcohol poisoning. you’re welcome.
😀
Ha Ha – I’ve saw this travesty of a movie – I didn’t manage to sit through it all.
My vote for worst movie is Van Hellsing – the Hugh Jackman one – just plain awful.
If you want to enjoy something called the Room, you definitely have to go with Silent Hill 4 😉
If you want to enjoy something called the Room, you definitely have to go with Silent Hill 4 😉
I second that – with much verve
A.I. Artificial Intelligence
Armageddon
Batman & Robin
Batman Forever
Beverly Hills Ninja
Bubba Ho-Tep
Bubble Boy
Carved: The Slit-Mouthed Woman
Catacombs
Catwoman
The Chronicles of Riddick
Day of the Dead 2: Contagium (I think we have a winner or loser depending on how you look at it)
Deep Blue Sea
Doom
The Exorcist 2: The Heretic
Exorcist: The Beginning
Fantastic Four
Fantastic Four: Rise of the Silver Surfer
Farce of the Penguins
The Fast and the Furious
Flightplan (another winner/loser)
The Fog (2005)
Four Flies on Grey Velvet
From Within
The Funhouse
Ghost Rider
Ghost Ship
The Haunting (1999)
Heebie Jeebies
House of the Dead
Independence Day
Infection
I, Robot
Judge Dredd
The Locker
The Longest Yard (Adam Sandler)
Mortuary
My Bloody Valentine (2009)
Nightmare
A Nightmare on Elm Street 2
The Red Shoes
Spawn: The Movie
Spice World
Strange Wilderness
Tamara
Tank Girl
Transformers
The Tuxedo
Unleashed
Van Helsing (I concur with you Dr Faustus)
Every single one of these movies is the worst movie ever for me.
I’ll watch and enjoy any Stallone mevie, though.
They call me Drinkenstein~
sorry about the cock-up above
I’ll watch and enjoy any Stallone mevie, though.
They call me Drinkenstein~
The way I saw Transformers might have something to do with how I rated it because I saw a bootleg copy of the movie that had been filmed on a camcorder in a movie theater. It was from some foreign country and most of the time you could only see half of the screen, though I doubt if I saw it on dvd today I would rate it any different.
And I also like older Stallone films and did have a fond memory of Judge Dredd until recently when I was feeling nostalgic and put it on my Netflix queue. Even though I liked it when I was younger, I had no choice but to give it a one for it was indisputably terrible. But at the same time I rented Demolition Man, which definitely stood the test of time in my book.
Screw melancholy vampires that sparkle! Vampires are supposed to burn and die in the sun, not sparkle!!!
The Wolf clan seemed way more interesting than the freakin vampires!!!
Screw melancholy vampires that sparkle! Vampires are supposed to burn and die in the sun, not sparkle!!!
The Wolf clan seemed way more interesting than the freakin vampires!!!
Yeah, it seems like it’s personal preference when it comes to how someone thinks a vampire should act. Some people like the gothic vamps from Underworld, while others like the ferocious, blood thirsty vamps from 30 Days of Night (thought I’ve heard people complain about this type as well). Personally I think they should act more like animals just trying to survive. IMO they shouldn’t be so happy nor should they be so civilized.
i agree that twilight is garbage though
It’s not so much as to a preferance to certain vampire archtypes, but more that these vampires dont seem to have a weakness except for their thirst of blood! I mean if a vampire can survive being out in sunlight, then what weakness do they really have? The whole point for them having a weakness to sunlight is for the price they make for being immortal and having power!
Sorry, didn’t mean to make it into a debate about vampires, I just really hate Twilight! And before any twilight fans start crying, yes I did give the story a chance! But just like FF8, the stupid twist killed what otherwise would’ve been a pretty decent story!
Sorry, didn’t mean to make it into a debate about vampires, I just really hate Twilight! And before any twilight fans start crying, yes I did give the story a chance! But just like FF8, the stupid twist killed what otherwise would’ve been a pretty decent story!
The vamps in Twilight can walk around in daylight? That’s lame. I think you should at least stick to the basics of vampire weaknesses with their films. And I’ve yet to see it and probably won’t seeing how it seems more like a movie for adolescents.
I went to go see in in theaters with my dad, and I swear we were both squirming in our seats waiting or that movie to be over. The jokes weren’t funny, and they had so many plot twists that made it unbelievable. Terrible movie, I don’t know how it did so well, or atleast as well as it did.
Yup! The Vampires in this series don’t burn into ash or blow up in the sun! Aparently aside from the regular vampire characteristics, the only other way you can tell they’re vampires is that they literally sparkle in sunlight!
Just look at Adult Swim’s VERY condensed telling of Twilight (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=m96hu-xprfE)! lol
Epic Movie
The Comebacks
The Spirit
Street Fighter
Street Fighter: Legend Of Chun-Li
Batman & Robin
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Steel
Leprechaun Goes To The Hood T_T
I mean… seriously? Why even make a horror film like that? *sighs* There are more, but I can’t think of them at the moment. I’ll be back…
1. Any Uwe Boll movie, they simply suck.
2. All "theme" movie (ie Epic movie, etc) except superhero movie.
not another team movie and scary movie 1 and 2 were awesome. and rofl, superhero movie is garbage (at least it had a somewhat coherent plot)
I laughed at one part in Superhero movie.
"I shat my pants."
Honestly? Of all excuses? This was gold.
The Golden Child. The Movie had terrible CGI, & lack of a decent Plot.
There was no CG in The Golden Child, and thinking there was any in a movie released in 1986 shows that you don’t know what the f**k you’re talking about…
Batman Returns is my second favourite.
In a sense, though, I’m kind of annoyed that TDK is getting this much attention, and from turds who don’t even understand the subtleties and intricacies of the plot; who are more interested in seeing Christian Bale’s exposed torso and OMGEXPOLSUNS!!!!!11111ONEELEVEN!!!!+1=2!!!!!
It’s not that I don’t love the movie, it’s a (flawed) masterpiece, but I tire of hearing about it all the time, and of hearing people recite the Joker’s lines ad nauseum.
One: Bale was hardly shirtless in the movie. That’s coming from someplace internal…
Two: People like the movie. Get over that. Maybe they like it for the same reasons as you do, or maybe they don’t. But that doesn’t make the movie any worse. Obnoxious jackasses quoting it was getting to me too, but I just got used to cutting them off or ignoring them. It usually helps to be honest about their sh*tty impersonations. If they know they suck, they usually stop.
As for the rest of this thread…oh boy. I’ve been working on leaving my fanboyisms out of the criticism, and as it turns out most of the movies that get it wrong already suck on their own. That aside, here’s a list (not the list because that would be impossibly long)…
Alien Vs. Hunter
Alien Vs. Predator: Requiem (I luckily haven’t seen the first one in its entirety)
Alpha Dog
Ax ‘Em (look it up…I dare ya’)
Bad Boys
Bad Boys II
Batman (memorable visuals, but largely uninspired, high concept nonsense*)
Batman Returns (He didn’t go anywhere, and the movie is built on high concept and toyeticisms and nothing else)
Batman Forever (bad characterization, hammy performances, questionable writing, etc.)
Batman & Robin (…does this need explanation?)
Blade Trinity
The Boondock Saints (such a wannabe "anti-blockbuster")
Bruno (completely misses its own point)
Bug
Children of the Corn IV (KEEP EVA MENDES OUT OF MOVIES!!)
Crash (2004-It’s NOT culturally relevant. It just perpetuates stereotypes.)
Cursed (Scream…this time, with WEREWOLVES)
Dragonball Evolution
Doom
Dumb and Dumberer: When Harry Met Lloyd
Elektra
Equilibrium (HIGHLY overrated)
Fast and Furious (dropping articles doesn’t make your plot original…)
Final Destination 3
The Forbidden Kingdom
Gothika
Halloween (Rob Zombie’s remake…ugh)
Harold & Kumar Escape from Guantanamo Bay
Heart of America (Early Uwe…)
Hostel
Hostel pt. II
I Know Who Killed Me
Imagine That
Jaws: The Revenge
John Tucker Must Die
Madea’s Family Reunion
Mission Impossible 2
Mortal Kombat
Mortal Kombat: Annihilation
Norbit
Not Another Teen Movie
Predator 2
Resident Evil
Resident Evil Apocalypse
Resident Evil Extinction (THIS, I’m saying without seeing it…)
Robocop 2
Street Fighter: The Legend of Chun Li (it made me appreciate the ’94 movie…)
Superman IV: The Quest for Peace
Superman Returns (even the reason he left is f**king retarded…)
Terminator 3: Rise of the Machines ("How to Kill a Franchise with $30 Million")
Transformers
Transformers: Revenge of The Fallen (Standards)
The Transporter
Twilight
X-Men
X2: X-Men United
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
You Got Served
And this is mostly mainstream…if I added more of the low-budget sh*t I’ve seen…
*- a movie that’s more about who stars in it as opposed to a well-crafted story
I know a lot of people liked that particular movie, but I saw nothing scary or interesting about it.
I could have cared less about any of the characters (am I the only one who wanted to shove the camera up that girl’s nose??)
Also put me in the "Twilight" haters camp.
Please note that I have NOT seen the movie, nor do I have any intention of ever subjecting my DVD player to such garbage.
I picked up the book one day (bored in the library) and thumbed through a few pages. I placed the book back onto the shelf and began shaking my head because of how poorly written the book is.
As for the vampires "sparkling" in the sunlight…
Nevermind, I don’t think my keyboard would survive the attack I would pound through on the keys.
Another movie I’ll add to the mix was "The Covenant". I watched this one for free on TV and I STILL want my money back!!!!!
As for movies that had potential but tripped at the finish line:
Golden Compass (Wonderful book. Movie should have been about three hours long!)
Eragon (How the **** did they screw this one up? Another example of a movie that should have been a lot longer!)
Quantum of Solace (Where to begin with this one? How about the fact that it didn’t feel like a Bond movie!)
Well whatever you think shinigami,but it comes to my mind,that you do it to spam! OMG 1 STAR FOR TRANSFORMERS? WTF?
Tell me what you gave 5 stars? oops sorry,you dont have one srry!
My mostly hated:
twilight and the futer ones
high school musical 1 ,2 ,3 ,4,5,6 and the future ones,if they will produce further ones
camp rock and the future ones
—-
Case: Twilight: The Charackter looks GAY and fucked up like extra pre made for teenagers! Nothing special! There is no BIG vampire action as in blade or vampires dawn. Love stories SUCKS! The books sucks although i didnt read any book there 😛
High school and Camp:
WELL! The story sucks ass and is so FAKE MADED! Gaylords with unreal story!
STUPID!
Yeah, you might as well wait for Seth Rogen’s Observe and Report.
Well whatever you think shinigami,but it comes to my mind,that you do it to spam! OMG 1 STAR FOR TRANSFORMERS? WTF?
Tell me what you gave 5 stars? oops sorry,you dont have one srry!
My mostly hated:
twilight and the futer ones
high school musical 1 ,2 ,3 ,4,5,6 and the future ones,if they will produce further ones
camp rock and the future ones
—-
Case: Twilight: The Charackter looks GAY and fucked up like extra pre made for teenagers! Nothing special! There is no BIG vampire action as in blade or vampires dawn. Love stories SUCKS! The books sucks although i didnt read any book there 😛
High school and Camp:
WELL! The story sucks ass and is so FAKE MADED! Gaylords with unreal story!
STUPID!
Judging by your choices and spelling, I’m not shocked that you think Transformers was a good movie. Hopefully, you’ll grow out of it as well as learn a few reading comprehension skills. That might keep you from attributing "1 STAR" ratings in cases where stars were never mentioned.
…and I wouldn’t even give Transformers a full star.
Not Another Teen Movie
X-Men
X2: X-Men United
X-Men: The Last Stand
X-Men Origins: Wolverine
🙁 at the forbidden kingdom and not another teen movie. forbidden kingdom was pretty entertaining (plus the main guy was cute :)) and not another teen movie is hilarious, even if it is bad.
i’m curious why you think the first two xmen were bad (last stand was terrible and origins was just abysmal)
Oh damn,what a facked up thread! why not post all hated films in one post,so that you spam around in 9 pages? ^^
Well whatever you think shinigami,but it comes to my mind,that you do it to spam! OMG 1 STAR FOR TRANSFORMERS? WTF?
Tell me what you gave 5 stars? oops sorry,you dont have one srry!
My mostly hated:
twilight and the futer ones
high school musical 1 ,2 ,3 ,4,5,6 and the future ones,if they will produce further ones
camp rock and the future ones
—-
Case: Twilight: The Charackter looks GAY and fucked up like extra pre made for teenagers! Nothing special! There is no BIG vampire action as in blade or vampires dawn. Love stories SUCKS! The books sucks although i didnt read any book there 😛
High school and Camp:
WELL! The story sucks ass and is so FAKE MADED! Gaylords with unreal story!
STUPID!
this was so painful for me to read.
i’m curious why you think the first two xmen were bad (last stand was terrible and origins was just abysmal)
this was so painful for me to read.
Forbidden Kingdom is so unoriginal, and the only highlight was a fight sequence that doesn’t truly showcase the extent of Jet Li or Jackie Chan’s physical talent. Plus, there were logical and factual errors in the film that annoyed the shit out of me (There is no character that does the "Buddha’s Palm" in Virtua Fighter 2!!!! = a minor example). Not Another Teen Movie wasn’t very funny at all. Many of the jokes relied entirely on shock value, gross-out, or overt sexuality that managed to make Cerina Vincent the antithesis of erotic, and the rest were callbacks to pop culture references that relied too much on its source.
As for the X-Men movies, to me they really sucked from day one because of how bland they made the characters look. But aside from that, the movies have poor character development and the first movie has even lousier character establishment. Viewers know next to nothing about any of the characters that aren’t Wolverine, Rogue, Xavier, Magneto, or WOLVERINE. The problem is we’re never allowed the chance to since the films are catered to Logan’s benefit to such an extent that some characters are reduced in power to make him look better (I’m looking at you, movie Magneto…). Every other character is seen as how they relate to those four characters as opposed to having the chance to be their own character (Cyclops suffers the worst from this), and the special effects/fights lack imagination. Plus, the series as a whole is full of meaningless cameos from characters meant to cater to the fans but add nothing to the film. The 3rd movie is pretty much a compressed version of every wrong step taken in the previous installments. Of course, the truth is that the film never had much a chance to be good considering what it was following…
Also, the famous movie 8 1/2 by Fellini was extremely bad in my opinion. Wikipedia says it was ranked 3rd best movie of all time, but it was really fucking boring and a lot of the scenes seemed out of place. It’s a movie that’s literally about writer’s block; the main character is stuck on this one part in a movie he’s directing, and the whole movie represents that stagnation. Unfortunately, it feels like it’s going nowhere for 2 1/2 hours, which is basically true.
Also, Crouching Tiger Hidden Dragon is one of the worst movies imo. No substance, and people cannot move like that.
Are you kidding me? Boondock Saints is an awesome movie. If your gonna name horrid movies how bout movie like I Know Who Killed Me, Catwoman, The Postman, Gigli, Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever, Troll 2, The Room, Barb Wire, Kazaam, Spice World, Glitter, Freddy Got Fingered, Showgirls, Striptease, Basic Instinct 2.
As for the X-Men movies, to me they really sucked from day one because of how bland they made the characters look. But aside from that, the movies have poor character development and the first movie has even lousier character establishment. Viewers know next to nothing about any of the characters that aren’t Wolverine, Rogue, Xavier, Magneto, or WOLVERINE. The problem is we’re never allowed the chance to since the films are catered to Logan’s benefit to such an extent that some characters are reduced in power to make him look better (I’m looking at you, movie Magneto…). Every other character is seen as how they relate to those four characters as opposed to having the chance to be their own character (Cyclops suffers the worst from this), and the special effects/fights lack imagination. Plus, the series as a whole is full of meaningless cameos from characters meant to cater to the fans but add nothing to the film. The 3rd movie is pretty much a compressed version of every wrong step taken in the previous installments. Of course, the truth is that the film never had much a chance to be good considering what it was following…
the forbidden kingdom was based on virtua fighter? i didn’t know that.
the hilariousness of NOTM, imo, stems from the fact that they accurately parody the teen movie genre. you’re right about the shock value gags though.
and i see what you mean about the xmen movies. it annoyed me how wolverine-centric the movies were, especially since he is not that awesome of a character (inb4neg). regarding cyclops, he never really did have much to his character in the comics, at least not until recently (at least imo)
and before i go on a fanboy rant, i must ask you to clarify this: "Of course, the truth is that the film never had much a chance to be good considering what it was following…" are you saying that xmen as a whole was not a good source material or that xmen 3 is a terrible movie because the arc it was based on was terrible.
Are you kidding me? Boondock Saints is an awesome movie. If your gonna name horrid movies how bout movie like I Know Who Killed Me, Catwoman, The Postman, Gigli, Ballistic: Ecks vs Sever, Troll 2, The Room, Barb Wire, Kazaam, Spice World, Glitter, Freddy Got Fingered, Showgirls, Striptease, Basic Instinct 2.
spice world and kazaam are so bad and cheesy that they’re so deliciously good (and i think spice world was intentionally made that way)
EDIT: kryborne, don’t double post. use the edit button.
seriously, the worst shit ever.
Kicking And Screaming – Actually insert any Will Ferrel movie here (except for Stranger Than Fiction, haven’t seen that)
Eragon
Twilight – I don’t even have to see it to know that it sucked butt.
Boogeyman (the orginal)
Amityville Horror – The remake
Epic Movie
I agree with this, though wouldn’t go as far as ‘worst’ but it was definitely overrated in my book.
Or how about this boring AND long movie: Ben-Hur. I cant stand it.
Or how about this boring AND long movie: Ben-Hur. I cant stand it.
Gone With the Wind… Fantastic book, awful movie. I don’t think I could sit through that if I was paid $50 an hour to.
You know, I actually rented this movie just because I figured it’d be one of those So-Bad-It’s-Good type of deals like "Silent Night, Deadly Night". I was wrong. Utter waste of time.
But for my all-time worst movies, it’s a 4-way tie between Epic Movie, Eragon, Terminator: Salvation and Transformers 2. All terrible, terrible movies.
hated it
and now i watch the old ghost buster movies i see the jokes are not funny and quite slow paced overall.
which is odd because the characters in it are fun.
Man, I hated that movie so much. It was the only movie in the theater that wasn’t sold out!
…and I knew exactly why it wasn’t sold bout the first twenty minutes of the film.
hated it
*Loads shotgun* 😡
G.I. Joe. LOL I saw it just cuz it LOOKED good from the trailer. When I actually saw it I couldnt bear it after the first 15 minutes. Its one of those children movies that they TRY(but fail) to remake it so its for adults as well. However such movies end in failure. Just watch something like Click. That was pretty 4.5/10 for me.
I enjoyed it too but that didn’t make it any less shit.
It’s like how I feel about Killer Klowns from outer space, the film’s shit but I still love it.
Can you tell me what’s so special about that movie?
I’ve seen my share of shitty Z-movies, but one of the worst movies I’ve ever seen is probably House Of The Dead. Of course House Of The Dead 2 was bad but you could laugh at it, House Of The Dead was just pure crap, much in the style of Alone In The Dark and Dungeon Siege. 😀
hated it
I wouldn’t say this was the worst movie I’ve ever seen but I felt it was definitely overrated.
I watched this again just last week to see if it had aged well and it was still reasonably good imo, a bit badly paced (like all of T’s movies) but hardly the worst thing ever made.
I just think it’s been built up a bit too much because it’s a Quentin Tarantino film, so it just must be epic and bad ass which it can be at times, but most of the film was a guy whining, crying and dying on a floor.
Can anyone tell me what’s so special about this guy and his movies?
He doesn’t know how to direct.HE SUCKS.
He doesn’t know how to direct.HE SUCKS.
Well, Reservoir Dogs wasn’t the best and I think everyone can admit to Jackie Brown being a letdown (and possibly Death Proof) but Pulp Fiction, Kill Bill, and Inglourious Basterds were all epic and bad ass without a doubt.
He doesn’t know how to direct.HE SUCKS.
Can you tell me why you are saying that Tarantino "doesn’t know how to direct"?
I can point you quite a few other directors with their best movies being worse than the worst movie of Tarantino, if there actually is one.
Dragon Ball:Evolution
Transformes 2:Revenge Of Fallen
Street Fighter 2:Legend Of Chun-Li
Cabin Fever
Black Sheep
Mortal Kombat 2
Resident Evil 2
Rambo 3
The Hive
Batman&Robin
Titanic
He may be talking about this (http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=0gEDUDmZkyc) Black Sheep. Though I’m not sure why he would say either one since both are pretty good and I own the Farley Black Sheep. And you’re right, not as good as Tommy Boy, but still very funny imo. Now, Hollywood Ninja, that was crap in a bag. And I don’t quite get Cabin Fever either, I thought it was decent.
Also I’d like to add some more ‘worst’ movies…
Walled In
Prom Night (2008)
Ahh, I might have to check it out to see for myself.
I need say nothing more.
edit: oh, wait, Double Dragon was pretty bad too.
edit: I’m back again, what about the Never Ending Story 2, 3 and 4?
edit: Ok, last time. Soul Plane.
Imagine a sheep that even continues to attack you when you shot it with a shotgun in the head.It was really horrible 😀
I just need to find out for myself. I tend to think better of films that everyone else hates for some reason.
Trust me you wouldn’t want to hahahahaha.
1) listing how many genders involved
2) listing how many inanimate objects they do it with.
Boggy Creek 2: The legend Continues
Alien vs Hunter…
enough said.
Well yeah. Any movie that has appeared on MST3K belongs in this thread.
Observe and Report was very wretched. Waaay worse than the kiddiness of Paul Blart.
I despised the first Hulk movie that came out in….2003 I think it was. Total Nonsense.
Spiderman 3 was one of the biggest disappointments of my life. Especially coming off the high that was Spiderman 2.
The Dust Factory. Anyone even heard of that one? It’s a terrible movie. Don’t even look it up.
I know I may get some crap for this one, but Quantnum of Solace. Hated that movie.
Happy Feet. Probably my most hated movie. Ever.
Observe and Report was very wretched. Waaay worse than the kiddiness of Paul Blart.
Are you kidding me!? OaR was great! One of the funniest films I’ve seen in awhile. It’s the kind of film I can watch over and over again.
i hope there are no scilons here, they might sue you for speaking the truth
"you bastard! she was a virgin!"
"she ain’t anymore!"
Up was awesome. Have you no heart?
Worst disney ever
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‘Up’ was boring, and stupid.
Worst disney ever
Bloody great film. Edward G. Robinson’s last movie. He died from cancer twelve days after the shooting was done. Damn shame.
A goddamn travesty… Way to go to fuck up Deadpool…
WORST…MOVIE…EVER
WORST…MOVIE…EVER
Both Bayformers movies are heresy to Transformers fans… ESPECIALLY Generation One fans.
WORST…MOVIE…EVER
I couldn’t agree more…
I need say nothing more.
edit: oh, wait, Double Dragon was pretty bad too.
edit: I’m back again, what about the Never Ending Story 2, 3 and 4?
edit: Ok, last time. Soul Plane.
Yeah, this movie was a disaster. The worst Batman movie ever.
Worst disney ever
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‘Up’ was boring, and stupid.
Worst disney ever
you’re an idiot.
goodbye
WORST…MOVIE…EVER
Hell yes! What a piece of crap.
I thought the first movie was bad and was hoping they would redeem themselfs with the second outing, but it’s even worse.
Also Ballictic: Ecks Vs. Sever is one awful, AWFUL movie!
Never seen it? Well, this basically sums it up: picture Mars Attacks filmed in the 60’s against a Christmas backdrop with the CG replaced with cardboard sets and costumes (I’m not kidding) and shorn of the big name Hollywood stars in favour of a bunch of acting academy rejects.
Absolutely horrible. And officially (according the Golden Raspberry Awards) the ‘second worst film of all time’. If you ever have the misfortune of coming across it (I won’t degrade the film medium any further by addressing this as such), avoid! AVOID AT ALL COSTS!!
CG replaced with cardboard sets and costumes (I’m not kidding)
hahahahahaha
Napolean Dynamite however is awful.
Night of the Leapus so bad I have to watch it from time to time beware the radioactively large killer bunny rabbits.rabbits.
The other film I really hate is "Funny Games," in both versions. Technically a really impressive film (Haneke is a great director, and the film does have some of the best filmmaking I’ve ever seen), but it’s all in pursuit of a film that is just horrible to watch, where Haneke is actively trying to assault the audience, and in so doing he fundamentally misunderstands the way an audience’s sympathies lie in certain types of films.
But at least "Funny Games" is underpinned by exceptional filmmaking. I may hate what the film says, but it says it really well. (Seriously, for the film to have that kind of harrowing effect on the audience while having almost no on-screen violence is a testament to Haneke’s skill as a filmmaker.) "Precious" is just a badly-made film. I’m bewildered by the plaudits it received last year, and I just look forward to ten years time, when people revisit the film and find themselves asking "what were we thinking?"
Plan 9 From Outer Space (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0052077/)
Ishtar (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0093278/)
Gigli (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0299930/)
the forbidden kingdom was based on virtua fighter? i didn’t know that.
No, but it makes a blatant reference to Virtua Fighter 2 that is embarrassingly inaccurate. I just used that for an example of the numerous stupid attempts at characterizing the main protagonist as a fan of martial arts/Asian culture. Another would be the idea of this asswipe buying a bootleg of the US-produced Enter The Dragon…
In short, EVERYTHING wrong with that movie stems from the forced and needless inclusion of a white protagonist to introduce the audience to a Chinese story.
the hilariousness of NOTM, imo, stems from the fact that they accurately parody the teen movie genre. you’re right about the shock value gags though.
There’s still the fact that the so-called spoof is just another teen movie. Therefore…failure.
and i see what you mean about the xmen movies. it annoyed me how wolverine-centric the movies were, especially since he is not that awesome of a character (inb4neg). regarding cyclops, he never really did have much to his character in the comics, at least not until recently (at least imo)
Then I should tell you that you’re COMPLETELY wrong about Cyclops. The guy has a lot of depth (reluctant leader, orphan, father/son relationship with Xavier, etc.) that the movies in no way explore, and there’s plenty about Wolverine that they get wrong on top of being boring as hell…
and before i go on a fanboy rant, i must ask you to clarify this: "Of course, the truth is that the film never had much a chance to be good considering what it was following…" are you saying that xmen as a whole was not a good source material or that xmen 3 is a terrible movie because the arc it was based on was terrible.
Neither. I’m saying that the presentation of the X-Men films made it impossible to make a decent interpretation of the Phoenix Saga with or without the talentless hack Brett Ratner at the helm.
Anyhoo, with that out of the way, it’s time to add a few more stinkers to the list…
Eragon (We’ve seen this done better. It’s called Star Wars…)
Resident Evil: Extinction (I can say that having seen it…)
Resident Evil: Afterlife (What is Umbrella trying to accomplish anyway…?)
Ultraviolet
Avatar (Yeah, I fuggin’ said it…)
The Covenant
The Last Airbender (Terribly written, terribly performed, and unconsciously racist)
Clash of the Titans ’10 (Sam Worthington is like a black-hole of charisma)
Fatal Deviation
An American Carol
The Twilight Saga as a whole (I didn’t explain before, but here goes: The entire story is an anti-adventure. Think about it…)
King of Fighters (it’s like Mortal Kombat…only stupid)
Cloverfield (The only thing that was memorable about it is the method of filming)
Of course there’s more, but that’ll do for now…
Seriously, wow.
i liked the cg series too
i was a kid tho, i wonder if it’d stand up to current viewing
never read the book
i liked the cg series too
i was a kid tho, i wonder if it’d stand up to current viewing
never read the book
It’s 100% satire, look beneath the surface with adult eyes and you’ll see a very different film.
Everything Verhoven does is subversive.
It’s a wonder it ever got released uncensored, I’m guessing the studio didn’t realise what they had.
Everything Verhoven does is subversive.
It’s a wonder it ever got released uncensored, I’m guessing the studio didn’t realise what they had.
I know a guy who knows Jon Davidson. The first cut he turned in was a complete comedy, and unreleasable. It is not at all what the studio, or the producers had agreed to. He made a completely different film than he told them he was going to do. That’s why they did all the reshoots. What you see now is the toned down, less comedic version.
JonC
1. Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
2. Transformers 2
3. Surrogates
What do u’ll think?
1. Ballistic: Ecks Vs. Sever
2. Transformers 2
3. Surrogates
What do u’ll think?
I agree with the others but i have to disagree about Surrogates. I kinda liked it, it was just a missed chance if you ask me
Surrogates could have done a lot better… ok, i replace that with Resident Evil Afterlife.
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Funk you XD Ortiz the Dogboy, FTW!
13 Milkmen would just be SILLY!
Man, what a letdown. It looked like it was gonna be something interesting but instead it was an insult. At least it had ol’ Heath in it.
Anybody watched Gerald Butler’s "Gamer"? Terrible movie… i cannot believe people actually went and saw it…
I’ll bet.
I don’t agree with you!
JonC
Wow. I’m glad it turned out how it did. There is still some wicked black comedy in it but it seems to fit.
Couldn’t agree more. 2 hours of my life I’ll never get back!
Thanks for reading.
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The Human Centipede was absolutely horrific.
I have that in my Netflix queue, do you recommend I do not watch it? I am pretty difficult to please when it comes Horror Movies.
I didn’t understand teh movie well,because it’s strange…
But I have som realy bad movies:
"Neverending Story 3" and "Tales from the Neverending Story":
If you love the book, you hate this films. I startet "Tales from…" but I finished watching after 1 hour of the 6 hours and I will never ever watch it again. I just have sold the DVD’s. Part 3 of the cinema film is also a no-go. Part two was watchable but I wouldn’t recommend it. But part one of the franchise (1984 by Wolfgang Petersen) is a great movie – even it has a lot of differents to the book, this is a classic.
A newer movie that could be the "worst movie ever" ist Titanic 2. It’s not a sequel to James Camerons Titanic. It is just about a replica of the Titanic (with the very creative name "Titanic 2"). And oh wonder, what happens to Titanic 2? It hit’s an iseberg and sinks. With a lot of tsunamis, bad actors, bad computer animations. There was only one reason for me to watch this film: I am a Titanic fan.
1.Batman and Robin
2.The Love Guru
3.Battlefield Earth
4.Raise The Titanic
5.Epic Movie
I remember that movie… made in 1980 when everyone thought it was still in one piece. Of course, in 1985, Dr. Robert Ballard and Jean-Louis Michel found the wreck and the discovery of the RMS Titanic in two pieces. Even as cheesy as it was… still a movie one could watch and have a chuckle at.
+1 Couldn’t agree more
Dracula 3000.
Hard pick…
http://www.youtube.com/watch?v=PFHXYNUVbZU
Gangsta’s Paradise, bro
Josie and the Pussycats is second only to Revolutions in my heart.
Rachael <333333333333333333333333
I’m a punk rock prom queen, brown paper magazine, harder than you’ve ever seen….
this has probably already been mentioned but any movie directed by Aaron Seltzer and Jason Friedberg easily fits the category of garbage.
at least dracula 3000 made me lulzz. their contrived mess just pisses me off.
The movie is called ‘Meat Weed Madness’, But here’s the kicker, it’s supposed to be a comedy. It isn’t. Here’s a dare, watch the entire thing through without the desire to kill the director.
ok. i watched the trailer, and i wanna shit on the director’s face. how did you come across this fucking garbage?
Not even the fact that it had more FX companies than actors could save it.
I wanted my 75 cents back when I finished watching it.
Not even the fact that it had more FX companies than actors could save it.
I wanted my 75 cents back when I finished watching it.
:rofldata: It was bad, very, very bad. It made my eyes bleed.
The worst American made movie I’ve ever seen is Transformers 2. My opinion of Michael Bay was already quite low before watching it, and now that opinion is irretrievably low.
Never seen Yesterday but I thought that Dragon Wars was more in the "So bad it’s good" catagory, I was laughing the whole way through. 🙂
At least Transformers 2 had fanservice (actually i haven’t seen it). My Name is Khan…. low standards going in and frankly I was actually expecting an American movie on the lessons of tolerance and shit. What I got was a half-assed — no, not even half-assed — like 1%assed Bollywood way of doing it. It was a cringe-worthy movie to watch in theaters but funny to complain about.
Oh yeah and the guy they picked to play Obama was pretty fuckin dark…. at least that’s the way the screen made him look.
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Howard the Duck – Rotten Tomatoes (http://www.rottentomatoes.com/m/howard_the_duck/)
Howard the Duck — TMDb (http://www.themoviedb.org/movie/10658)
Howard the Duck (1986) – IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0091225/)
100% agree about Uwe Boll… Watched Alone in the Dark… wanted to tear my eyes out after >.< (TBH, that’s my feeling after watching any Uwe Boll movie though)
you guys actually like the movie howard the duck
It’s great for it’s stupidity. That and you actually see him become Zombified in Marvel Zombies VS The Army of Darkness
Cept for maybe Postal – gotta love seeing those kids get shot.
yeah, surely. That movie has nothing common with KoF series
lol
Nothing is worse than a Uwe Boll movie… Nothing.
Even then, if that’s the single worst film you’ve ever seen, you’re really missing out on some beautiful trash.
Plan on having a day where I buy some exceptionally shit-tacular films and watch them all with some friends.
"Twilight" movies are gay so far. I don’t think I liked the ending for the 2nd "X-Men" movie. Other than that, I don’t know what the worst movie ever to me is.
"Zardoz" is art. 😉
Nothing is worse than a Uwe Boll movie… Nothing.
That???s true.
But he is a funny guy.
I did a couple of storyboards for his movies.
I’m not even spoiler tagging this. You don’t need to care what the story is; it’s nothing you’ll care about once you get about twenty minutes into the movie, and besides, the whole premise (all you need to know) is on the packaging anyway. Watch it and judge for yourself. This is my opinion, though I will forewarn you my opinion is also shared across many avenues of moviegoers and critics alike. Not even Twilight has reviews as bad as ones I’ve seen for this. . . .
Seriously, when I see Clive Barker attached to a film, I anticipate something of quality. While this has some pretty decent moments and a few exceptional characters, it’s just not that great. I recall seeing this on TV many years back, in about ’07, starting at about two-thirds of the way into the movie. With little idea what the hell was going on, I sat down, somewhat intrigued by what appeared to be an interesting zombie-like movie I’d never seen before. I think I started watching right after the officer offers the broken leg dude some ‘body of Christ’ to eat. . . . Seriously, WTF?! Stupid line is stupid -_- Unfortunately, the bulk of the film leading up to this is anything but suspenseful. Much of it honestly feels like something geared toward Twilight fans–I’m not even kidding. The zombies feel like something straight out of Buffy the Vampire Slayer (with no frickin’ explanation as to why the hell they’re like that, among countless other things never explained–oh, sorry, except with religious undertones >.<) and the two nineteen year-olds would’ve been better cast in Twilight (freakin’ thirteen year-old emos in nineteen year-old bodies anyhow -_-). (p.s. Do you think I’ve mentioned Twilight enough? Seriously, when you have a GF who drags you to every single freaking one of those movies, you learn a new kind of loathing for them >.<) Though I will say, the intro to the movie (this movie, not Twilight) right up until the now-adult kids all wake up is done pretty well, even if the reason for all of it is never explained; I don’t even think Barker knew where the pluck he was going with this thing. Seeing the guy’s son all grown up, pale and sickly was, admittedly, chilling. But the suspense ends there. I think the zombie teens might’ve actually been a little scarier had we not seen so much of them. At the end, when they all gather around the house Jean wakes up in, there’s a slightly different air about them; they don’t all behave like emo punks trying to score some loot from everybody they see.
Ultimately, the way I remembered this movie winds up being better than how it actually is. Watch it if you want, just don’t expect usual Barker-ness. You’re free to make up your own conclusions as to what’s really going on, cuz the film ain’t gonna give ya anything but speculation :-/
August Rush may be a solid contender. Every bit of cheese and pain to watch, but you get the feeling that they actually tried to make something good. Oh, and no gratuitous nudity.
(by the way the new Superman looks even worse, didn’t think it was possible)
Critical Condition (Richard Pryor)
Young Einstein (Yahoo Serious)
Godzilla (Matthew Broderick and mostly computer FX)
Evolution (the guy from "X-Files" and another guy from a soda commercial)
Enemy of the State (1998) – IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0120660/)
This movie is racist, be it the depiction of Italians or the overall "intelligence" of the story. It falls back into a fashion were movies targeted at black audiences need to be dumbed down on almost every levels, so "they" would understand – a fashion that was overcome long time ago before this stinker hit the screen. Will Smith is especially guilty of staring in such movies, luckily, not lately.
I am white, i am not living in the US, but if something reeks i smell it. On a side note: Nothing against a dumb movie, Crank was excellent in that manner, i am probably white trash, lol, but mix in racist ideas and you loose your appeal to me.
Oh and that goes to you to, Star Wars – Aboriginy/Ewoks, need i go on?
QFT, not even Sir Sean Connery could save it.
Happens nothing.
Happens nothing.
add to that The Event 😀
That’s all i have to say.
Travels was pretty rough.. narrative (it had one?) kept getting lost.
Start of my list:
-Transformers 1 Saw it all..was hugely disappopinted by the very very very weak story, acting.
-Transformers 2 didn’t make to the half, same story.
-Transformers 3 I don’t even bother…
Note: the music is exactly the opposite: awsome!
Was just thinking about this, so true…was playing the soundtrack the other day, which was not bad…
How about
Stealth
How about
Stealth
Yeah, Stealth was bad… but nothing beats Jack & Jill. Completely unwatchable.
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Oh… and Battleship was just hideous.
Oh… and Battleship was just hideous.
I thought Battleship was pretty good for being based off of a board game… and the special effects were great! I don’t care for rihanna but I thought she was alright in this movie.
Halloween 3: Season Of The Witch – not even a mention of Myers
All Friday movies after Jason Lives ESPECIALLY Jason X
Wes Craven’s New Nightmare
All Hellraiser movies after 1. Hellraiser 2 was good till The Cenobites were turned to human before they got killed.
Street Fighter 1994 wasn’t the worst I’ve seen. But it was still bad.
ISKWYDLS – Sequel to the 1997 movie which was better which starred Jennifer Love Hewitt, Sarah Michelle Gellar, Freddie Prinze Jr, Ryan Phillipe
MK Annihilation – had some good scenes, SFX and music IMO, but overall bad
Elm Street remake
Batman Forever – Same deal as Annihilation IMO. Forever was definitely better than B&R. Actually was a bit decent. Didn’t expect it to hold up to the popular 5. But Forever sucked still for the most part.
All WWE Studios films. See No Evil is still the only ok one.
I’m sure I’ll have more soon.
I actually thought the movie was ok. While not great by any means, it wasn’t the worst IMO as I was actually able to get through it. They’ve been far, far worse movies out there. Tooth Fairy is one and I believe I named some others in a previous post or two.
Maybe I felt Reign Of Fire was ok because while I can easily admit it wasn’t great, I am a fan of dragons and such creatures so……
Also, I remember my father taking me and my brother to see The Animal when I was eight, and even at that age, I thought "I will never get that time back."
Meet The Spartans – I liked the Scary Movies and Date Movie but I though this one was dumb. I haven’t seen Disaster or Epic Movie so I don’t know if they are worse
Anaconda 3: Offspring and Anacondas: Trail of blood. These shouldn’t have been made
Rush Hour 3 – I love the first 2 movies but I didn’t really care for this one. They are also going to make a Rush Hour 4… please stop, the first 2 were amazing.
All the live action Resident Evil movies
I’ve seen a bunch of badly written dialogue and acting in a bunch of SyFy movies but I still manage to watch some of them if the monster looks somewhat decent…
If I was a murderer, I would put the man of fire for so much rape he made in the name of Bruce Wayne!!!!
oh, and like DragonIIDX
all resident evil live action movies.
Another Rape for my mind when I saw those pile of shits.
really, really, really drunk or really, really, really sober… it just licks.
Another video game crash with bad actors.
My vote for worst ever movie is "A Night At The Museum 2" It’s the only movie I’ve ever walked out on. Absolute shit.
all Christiopher Nolan "supposed" Batman movies.
and yes…. nolan movies and approach to batman simply raped everything Bruce Wayne originally stands for. If I was a terrorist I would put my Bat-Stick in his ass and explode his body.
The movies are horrible for any Batman fan. Horrible and stupid.-
I got a new bad movie, simply…. BAD!!!!
Prometheus. WHy???
This guy says everything
PART 1 (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/fbv/bmbe/38435-bad-movie-beatdown-prometheus-part-one)
and see PART 2 (http://thatguywiththeglasses.com/videolinks/teamt/fbv/bmbe/38505-bad-movie-beatdown-prometheus-part-two)
Michael Keaton in Tim Burton’s Batman duology was better than Bale imo. Burton’s Batman movies had a darker gothic feel to them, than Nolan’s Batman Trilogy. Burton also had a better Joker than Nolan… Jack Nicholson was far better than the late Heath Ledger.
Burton’s Batman also had a better Batmobile as well…
A recent movie I seen I thought was bad was R.I.P.D. I do like the Men In Black movies, and I thought this looked similar so I seen it. I dunno. It was just a really weird movie in general. It didn’t make any sense whatsoever. Good thing I seen it at the cheap seats and didn’t pay full price at the regular theater…
It was just a guy that painted his face with shit.
Clearly Nolan NEVER understood the relationship between Joker and Batman. Why is the Joker the Number one Enemy of Batman? Because there is all a big psychological issue around those two. I am not going to farther this topic.
Tim Burton’s movies were much more faithful to what is Batman. Some ups and downs in both movies, yes, but there is not perfect movie.
Michael Keaton was the best Batman EVER.
Speaking of bad movies…
BATMAN & ROBIN
I just wanted to throw up as soon as I see George Cloney as Bruce Wayne. That was just a kick in my balls…. and pretty much everything in that movie is horrible.
My dear Poison Ivy…. Uma Thurman…..uhgapo ybt8yphj
I hate that movie.-
http://upload.wikimedia.org/wikipedia/en/thumb/4/4c/Poster_of_the_movie_The_Beast_with_a_Million_Eyes. jpg/220px-Poster_of_the_movie_The_Beast_with_a_Million_Eyes. jpg
Not only does the "creature" in the movie look NOTHING like that (the poster was, as usual with AIP, designed before the movie was shot), the 70+ minute film is so amateurish and devoid of suspense it feels longer than Taylor’s Cleopatra. The "creature", btw, is in fact a coffee machine half-buried in the sand. And that’s not even the worst aspect of this stinker!
When you’re talking about live-action Batman then I fully agree. But if we take that aside….then the best Batman ever is Kevin Conroy from the animated series. Without a single doubt in my mind.
Kevin Conroy is Kevin Conroy. Argument valid forever. xD
The Blair Witch sequels
The Happening
Cop Out
And yes I own the blu-ray. It’s comedy gold. (Have a bad day, pop it in the blu-ray.) But I use it sparingly, great power like that must be used wisely.
Okay, there was one thing I liked about the film: Cobra’s car was cool. (Not as cool as Mad Max’s V-8 Interceptor, but then what car can compare?) Too bad they both got totaled.
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The Happening – great concept. Shit turnout.
I agree, what rubbish. My worst films generally are remakes. For me ‘The day the earth stood still’ remake was an abomination. It was as if the filmmakers went out of their way to make a bad film. Usually a remake will have or bring something fresh to the table. Not so with TDTESS, utter waste of my time.
No funny bad film: The Hunger Games.
Be it offensive or not… anyone who dares saying that movie is good, it will prove that is not clever enough or worst… doesn’t have a brain.
I have a friend that always says same thing about " The Wire ". We were laughing at him every time he says that. :awsm:
All his movies are crap!
Curse you. xD
Schumacher’s Batman movies were crap. I wouldn’t condemn all his films.
Falling Down, 8mm, Flatliners, and The Lost Boys are all films of his definitely worth watching.
Saw the first movie…well that is a 2 hours of my life that were wasted…
Even typing this text on that movie is a waste of my time.
I just saw a bits by bits, as I was sleeping mostly during the movie…. but I notice one thing…
Vampires going super sonic speed….
The bitch who wrote the books or even anyone who made books did something called RESEARCH about vampires before doing shit and making every true vampire going full anger rage ?
Saw the first movie…well that is a 2 hours of my life that were wasted…
Even typing this text on that movie is a waste of my time.
Agree with you completely. I’m not sure which is worse: the movies or the books.
lol you’ve got me wondering why…
The change-up
they didn’t even try to get some sort of surprise in the ending….very sad to watch jokes only a 14 year old (with all respect to this age category) will like…
The Village
Sighs (aka Signs)
The Crappening (aka The Happening)
The Village
Sighs (aka Signs)
The Crappening (aka The Happening)
Shamalamadingdong really is quite terrible.
Kind of like eli roth, they just became way more famous and celebrated then there was ANY justification or reason for.
I’ve got my suspicions why some people seem to get arbitrarily chosen by hollywood for undue celebrity,
but one potentially less offensive reason seems to me to just be the sorry state of modern horror.
Its become rather hipster recently with vampires and zombies and gore porn everywhere,
its more like pop music then genre these days.
More about celebrity for celebrities own sake then someone really playing a good tune.
Worst movie I’ve seen recently would have to be Fast and Furious 7 or whatever the last one was.
Also, From Dusk til Dawn was pretty boring. Too long to get to the point.
Also, From Dusk til Dawn was pretty boring. Too long to get to the point.
That’s blasphemy. It’s supposed to be a surprise to the viewer when all the shit goes down. Unfortunately the marketing campaign spoiled it at the time.
The film is intended to be a straight up heist/robbery kind of film, with the horror stuff coming out of left field.
Did Nic Cage really need the money that bad?????
The Village
Sighs (aka Signs)
The Crappening (aka The Happening)
The Happening. "Those plants are out to get us, man. Game over, man." ~ To paraphrase Hicks / Bill Paxton in Aliens.
honestly, i do not remember what made me and my friend went to watch it, but after the movie, i wanted my money back and my time
Mega Shark Versus Giant Octopus
Mega Shark Versus Mecha Shark
Mega Shark Versus Crocosaurus
Sharktopus
2-Headed Shark Attack
Dinoshark
Boa vs. Python
Attack of the Sabretooth
Mammoth (2006 film)
Age of Dinosaurs
Transmorphers: Fall of Man
200 mph
AE: Apocalypse Earth
Titanic II
Transmorphers
2010: Moby Dick
All of those movies have horrible CGI, acting and a pointless storyline
How about Glitter (with Mariah Carey)?
"Talk to de haaand". Christ.
And the less said about Salvation the better.
Little Bee (statistically)
Abelhinhas (Video 2009) – IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3378408/)
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (Personal Unfavourite)
Santa and the Ice Cream Bunny (1972) – IMDb (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt0138074/)
I was expecting Marilyn Manson to show up as a brand new character written for the film.
I don’t know. So much has changed that I don’t resonate with the velocity of the character’s craziness and suicidal lifestyles.
The first one was cool when I was younger.
But, now, it’s like watching everything Jay & Silent Bob…
Just… meeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeeh.
I just couldn’t get excited over the action, grittiness, candor, sex, violence and deaths.
:shudder: Those were not flattering lights for Eva Green’s georgeous face.
Had to watch Kingdom of Heaven again right after.
The next one should have Marylin Manson and Lady Gaga in it.
make it a music video movie. they can pull it off.
A completely incoherent story line, bad acting and bad production. The only thing that was entertaining was the comments from Joel, Tom Servo and Crow as this was one of the movies in a recent Mystery Science Theater 3000 purchase I made.
Ghosts of Mars. Truly awful from top to bottom. Atrocious acting, dialogue, character development, cinematography, score. I can’t believe the man who directed The Thing remake made this.
I agree that Ghosts of Mars was bad (particularly because of the points of view scenes from every character) but John Carpenter directed the original The Thing in 1982 and Matthijs van Heijningen Jr. directed The Thing prequel in 2011.
End of discussion.
End of discussion.
Big Top Pee Wee
Snow Piercer (recently made me cringe)
I really hope that Pixar (and Disney or any other film study for that matter) learns from the bizarre scene in the film (you’ll know what I mean when you see it) that they will not put any other sort of scene in their movies from now on.
A fruit scene that is completely out of context and makes no sense whatsoever. Would that really do that to you? It seems as though all of the other elements in every other Pixar film made sense and was completely believable as such but then this comes through. And like I said, considering the movie’s mixed reception and currently underperforming box office numbers, that must tell you something. Its not that big of a stretch to suggest that this scene could have tainted people’s feelings towards the rest of the movie (even if it actually did get better after this scene), also bringing other complaints about it to a brighter light when otherwise they may have been disregarded.
I cannot believe that anyone would even think that you’d want something like that.They actually had the sense to cut a similar Cars 1 Deleted scene that thankfully got changed to something not only less disturbing but more functional for the story in the final film. Seeing something ridiculously bizarre (not to mention pointless and about as "out there" as you can go) happen to characters that you love just smugs you and makes you never look at them the same way again. There are appropriate ways to tell the story and create humour with it than to resort to bizarre adult referenced humour. They have done that in the past with all of their other films which from the look of things are going to be a lot more successful and memorable then this will be.
It is also unchallenging and unimaginative that they have to result to desperate, bizarre humour just to tell a story. They have discarded these kind of elements from their movies in the past, and all of their movies before now would probably have not been as memorable or celebrated had they kept those elements in. They have created movies that challenged them and brought out the bestow their imaginative thoughts before now. Was the delay in production enough to tear it out of them? Yet, they revamped the entire movie of Toy Story 2 (aka my favourite movie and the movie that made me want to get into making movies (and NOT animated movies for that matter, just movies in general)) in 9 months when it was normally a 4 year process. Here they revamped the entire movie in 2 years and 3 months. What happened? Did they forget the process that they went through and how that film turned out? While others may not like it as much as me, consider the following facts:
Toy Story 2 has a 100% rating on Rotten Tomatoes
It won the Golden Globe for Best Picture (as in for ANY movie in general, period)
It made pretty close to $500 Million at the box office
I’ve yet to meet one soul (online or not) who was disappointed in it. Even those who normally hate sequels say that they loved this one. "The rare sequel that is just as good or better than its predecessor." I’ve also met many people who even say that they liked this one better than Toy Story 3 and consider it one of Pixar’s best.
Now let’s look at The Good Dinosaur:
78% on Rotten Tomatoes (even lower on other critic sites)
Pretty much the lowest opening in Pixar’s history (and considering that ticket prices are more expensive and it has the 3-D element, the movie’s opening should be higher than the movies which were released in 2D, which were more than half of the previously released ones)
Quite a lot of people (even those that did like it) have called it disappointing or even "meh" and most have agreed that they would have cut this messed up bizarre scene out of the movie.
Bottom line is that Pixar could have challenged themselves and put more imaginative input into this movie like they have in the past. All reviews and reactions that I have seen towards this movie state that they didn’t even find that it felt Pixarish.
And by the way, Inside Out earlier this year had the biggest opening (excluding Toy Story 3) of all time for Pixar and the biggest opening for an original movie AND the biggest opening for a second place at the box office movie. It was loved by most and you would think that this fact along with the popularity of dinosaurs, fuelled by the to grossing movie of the year (and the top 3 highest grosser of all time), that it would be enough to make this movie do better and even receive a better acclaim.
Worst accent ever.
JGL only looks like he strolled off the set of his buddie’s movie set (Seth Rogan’s) and just put on something which he thought he was doing for Seth McFarlane.
The accents are horrible and overthetop.
Every time he talks, I keep hearing myself making of the accent with all the "oui oui, uh-huh-huhhh!" that I learned from Warner Brothers cartoons.
Everything was shot for bluescreen, too.
So that was too obvious.
Makes you see the difference between digital and film.
Budget accounts for a lot.
Paying JGL and Sir BK the millions doesn’t make it an oscar winner.
5 :/ out of 5 :/
Kids love it because they can make fun of the French and get away with it because America did it and made their millions.
Worst accent ever.
JGL only looks like he strolled off the set of his buddie’s movie set (Seth Rogan’s) and just put on something which he thought he was doing for Seth McFarlane.
The accents are horrible and overthetop.
Every time he talks, I keep hearing myself making of the accent with all the "oui oui, uh-huh-huhhh!" that I learned from Warner Brothers cartoons.
Everything was shot for bluescreen, too.
So that was too obvious.
Makes you see the difference between digital and film.
Budget accounts for a lot.
Paying JGL and Sir BK the millions doesn’t make it an oscar winner.
5 :/ out of 5 :/
Kids love it because they can make fun of the French and get away with it because America did it and made their millions.
Once again, I disagree (nothing personal 🙂
Apparently, the real Philippe Petit doesn’t have a "regular" french accent, he has his own special way of talking.
That’s what Gordon-Levitt said in an interview, and since he spent a lot of time with him, he was able to imitate him quite well apparently.
Also the parts where he actually speaks French, he pretty much sounds french, unlike James Badge Dale, who I couldn’t understand at all when he spoke french.
And I think the movie was beautifully shot, it was obviously made for 3d, and it was a great 3d experience.
Everything leading up to the walk was very suspenseful, kinda like a heist movie, and I was on the edge of my seat during the actual walk!
In short, I really liked it 🙂
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The Walk (2015) (http://www.imdb.com/title/tt3488710)
Worst accent ever.
JGL only looks like he strolled off the set of his buddie’s movie set (Seth Rogan’s) and just put on something which he thought he was doing for Seth McFarlane.
The accents are horrible and overthetop.
Every time he talks, I keep hearing myself making of the accent with all the "oui oui, uh-huh-huhhh!" that I learned from Warner Brothers cartoons.
Everything was shot for bluescreen, too.
So that was too obvious.
Makes you see the difference between digital and film.
Budget accounts for a lot.
Paying JGL and Sir BK the millions doesn’t make it an oscar winner.
5 :/ out of 5 :/
Kids love it because they can make fun of the French and get away with it because America did it and made their millions.
Once again, I disagree (nothing personal 🙂
Apparently, the real Philippe Petit doesn’t have a "regular" french accent, he has his own special way of talking.
That’s what Gordon-Levitt said in an interview, and since he spent a lot of time with him, he was able to imitate him quite well apparently.
Also the parts where he actually speaks French, he pretty much sounds french, unlike James Badge Dale, who I couldn’t understand at all when he spoke french.
And I think the movie was beautifully shot, it was obviously made for 3d, and it was a great 3d experience.
Everything leading up to the walk was very suspenseful, kinda like a heist movie, and I was on the edge of my seat during the actual walk!
In short, I really liked it 🙂
Opinions are opinions, I see no reason to purge you or something because you think different than most people lol it’s okay although I disagree a bit. It’s a question of personal likes of everyone! Though your reason is reasonable.
Just stupid, horrible story telling, horrible dialogues, just everything is absolutely horrible. Dont ever waste your time on this garbage.
Some movies are so bad, you keep on watching just to see if they can pull off something – after a little bit of the Green Hornet I really didn’t care one way or another.
I also want to say: I liked Mad Max Fury Road and it was clearly a film making marvel … but best picture?
Bad directed as fuck
Bad written as Fuck
Bad edited as FUCK!!!!!
just fucking AWFUL!!!!
soundtrack is the only thing good.
I read Akira with that soundtrack. It fucking fits so damn well!
Bad directed as fuck
Bad written as Fuck
Bad edited as FUCK!!!!!
just fucking AWFUL!!!!
soundtrack is the only thing good.
I read Akira with that soundtrack. It fucking fits so damn well!
I agree. And which smartass came up with the idea of pitching batman against superman? Makes no sense from the start.
So, I’ve seen Manos and Monster A-Go-Go, but it was in the company of an astronaut and his two robot pals, so I actually found myself enjoying both films. I would imagine, however, that Manos without a wise-cracking commentary would be difficult to make all the way through.
The Room is a good one, though one could argue that one’s sooooo bad it was intentional. I would never think of C Me Dance as a movie anyway, more like a half-assed-after-school-special-part-dream-part-Christian-propaganda-homeschool-project. Not that there’s anything wrong with after-school-specials (or even Christian propaganda for that matter) as such can be entertaining in unintentional ways. Basically, C Me Dance wasn’t a movie, someone accidentally smeared shiyt on a film reel and a group actually produced it.
One thing I know for sure: Never again as long as I live!
Nothing made sense. Nothing. The scene where Angel gets his new wings in particular is just… [i]what the fuck were they thinking??[\i]
It was like fingernails on a blackboard.
Dustin Hoffman & Warren Beatty as Lounge Singers. I kept waiting for something to make me laugh.
It never did, just seemed stupid. It’s been years & it still tops my list.
I’d rather have a root canal then have to sit through that production again.
I always watch bad movies to the end. I have faith, somehow, that something in the film will make it all worthwhile.
You’d think I’d learn…
But for me personally, the worst and really most disappointing film i`ve saw in the last few years was (sadly) EPISODE 8.
Because there was so many potential (creative & financially) in the background and the freedom to made things much better as they did in EPISODE VII (wich was not great but absolutly ok) and because had some expectations.
But they made it much WORSER!
What R. Johnson made of LAST JEDI let me came out of the cinema and thought: "What the f….. was that"?
This movie left me with a VERY bad feeling in my mouth and I thought: "The STAR WARS i allways liked has
seem to exist and i`am absolute not interested to see Episode IX".
Not so good, if the middle part of a trilogy lay of you with the feeling, there can`t be an interesting story for the next part…..
I`ve seen a lot bad movies, but in the last few years none of them disappoints me so unexpected like LAST JEDI.
So for me its "the worst movie ever" because for me it destroys the legacy of Star Wars 😉
But well, it`s (like everything) a question of taste.
At least, i could enjoy the music of John Williams.
is it the movie that is so dire it’s unwatchable, even tho you’d expect it to be exactly that based on the (lack of) talent involved?
If so, I’d proffer up "Bolero"; a stunningly bad piece of crap; but it’s pretty much what you should expect
or is it the film with the most talent and chance to be great that ends up being a steaming turd?
If so I’d suggest "The Wicker Man" (the Cage remake of course) or another remake, the Coen Bros "The Ladykillers"
Both were absolutely appalling, made even more shocking by the talented writers, directors and casts involved
and by how great the original movies were…
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This might be obscure but there was a movie called condorman that I remember as a kid that had horrible plot and oh the score that terrible ear piercing score 🙂
Ha!
Condorman was pretty bad, but it did have the wonderful Oliver Reed is a crazy over the top villain role! enjoyable just for that!
I loved it, but I understand why it was so polarizing….
And I only say that I hated it because, being the person I am, I am trying to fix my life with God, and work on my relationship with Jesus Christ. I didn’t know how brutal this was going to be, until I got to the 3rd act..
Recently, however, it changed to this: https://letterboxd.com/film/ooops-noah-is-gone/
Mortal Kombat Annihilation
Highlander 2…
so bad!
you can literally feel Ben Affleck’s pain through the screen in every shot.
And you have to fight the urge to rip your ears off when you hear the score.
2 and a half hours of pointless story.
The classic was fine, no need for a sequel.
I am 100% with you on that one. The cinematography was stunning (and the recently awarded Oscar well-deserved) but MAN(!!!) that was a pointless SLOG. Now watch… in 20 years it will be a heralded classic, lol
I am 100% with you on that one. The cinematography was stunning (and the recently awarded Oscar well-deserved) but MAN(!!!) that was a pointless SLOG. Now watch… in 20 years it will be a heralded classic, lol
Exactly, granted it was a stunning film to see, but the story was just pointless and it really was another example of "lets make a sequel coz we can"
I agree that Avatar the last Airbender was crap…I wanna know why they got M. Night Shamalyan to direct a movie based on a kid’s cartoon(which I did like btw). And trying to condense a whole season into one regular length movie is not gonna work.
And movies based off books where they only thing they have in common with each other is the name kinda makes me not like them. If they think the book is so good, don’t eff with it, except for necessary changes due to the different mediums.
Also any movie that’s supposed to be ‘feminist’. As a woman, I find the whole concept of feminism to be jokingly offensive.
…although ‘The Assassination of Jesse James by the Coward Robert Ford’ took some hours of my life I won’t get back too..
The only cool thing is all the references: "Ohh look!"
The same can be said about the anitque of the director.
Stick to old people doing old things.
Irony is I’ve liked him in other stuff. But everything about that flick irritated me.
2 and a half hours of pointless story.
The classic was fine, no need for a sequel.
I am a die hard fan of the first Blade Runner, to me this is one of the best movies ever made.
Part 2 is just a collection of slow moving cgi, with basically no story whatsoever. Plus the ost is a complete joke.
One of my prime examples of a bad movie: The Perfect Storm. It can be summed up in only 7 words: arrogant loser drowns and kills his crew.
Happy Feet – tappidy tap, no one cares
Rio – rolling your r’s at every moment does not make a good movie.
There is no one worst movie of all time. Period.
However, I can confidently claim that as far as film technique (camerawork, directing, acting, editing & dubbing) is concerned, it never got worse than this;
https://www.youtube.com/watch?v=LlG60q2mW90&t=3542s
Not even Birdemic: Shock and Terror comes close to the level of ineptitude displayed in Manos: The Hands of Fate.
Happy Feet – tappidy tap, no one cares
Rio – rolling your r’s at every moment does not make a good movie.
Well said, sandhurst.
My pick for w m ever would be either The MEG or Suspiria remake.
The Sword and the Sorceror. Hideous.
Sucker Punch: ugh. Just ugh.
Others have mentioned Xanadu. The great OST with E.L.O. and the supremely delectable Olivia are worthy of at least 1.5/5 stars.
Back to the Future: the lines outside the theatre were comparable to those I remember at Star Wars (1977), but when I did get in to see it, the movie was mediocre at best.
Saturn 3 (1980) with Kirk Douglas. The lovely Farrah (RIP) elevated this to 1/5 stars.
Prometheus. Ridley’s ever-masterly direction just barely kept this afloat. The writing was some of the most frustratingly stupid I’ve ever seen. I want to throttle the screenwriter and push him into a woodchipper.
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Back to the Future WAS mostly a waste of time but became intolerable when they decided to make a white kid the originator of Chuck Berry’s guitar licks.
I felt like it was very cheap entertainment. Like something straight out of SyFy. I found that everything that happened was either too predictable or too random. I didn’t buy it.
Only finished it out of respect because somebody dear to me recommended it. I’d had stopped it 30 minutes in otherwise.
Dirty Dancing – what a load of rubbish. I will never get why people even like that movie: the goofs, the story, the romance. Just ugh!