Richter Belmont:"Die monster. You don’t belong in this world"
Dracula:"It was not by my hand that i was once again given flesh. I was called here by humans who wish to pay me tribute."
Richter Belmont:"Tribute?! You steal man’s soul and make them your slaves."
Dracula:"Prehaps the same could be said of all religions."
Richter Belmont:"Your words are as empty as your soul. Mankind ill needs a savior such as you."
Dracula:"What is a man?! A miserable litlle pile of seacrets but enough talk! Have at you!
Alucard:"Death is to good for you demon!"
Stan: …This is nothing but reality. You are the obidient servant of Evil King Stan!
Villager: Hey! That’s a funny trick that you can do with your shadow!
Alucard: Dracula! In the name of my mother I will defeat you again!
Justin: Huh? what’s this? it’s warm… and… soft…
Feena: JUSTIN, YOU PERVERT!
😀
Pok�mon Crystal
POK�MON MUSIC CHANNEL’S BEN: Hi, I’m DJ Ben. Todays Thursday so chill out to Pok�mon Lullaby!
:rolleyes: Heh heh…
The Elder God talks to Raziel (can’t recall what he was saying>
Raziel: Or are you just hungry?? Could it be as simple as that??
I am Qulix.
I know your past…
and I know your furtue.
I consume time…
and I will consume you!
Raziel to the Elder God: And if Moebius would know that he is worshipping a giant squid????
axel: X E M N A S GOT IT MEMORIZED
soul reaver 2 ( taken from the script of the game)
Kain:
At last… I must say I’m disappointed in your progress. I imagined you would be here sooner. Tell me – did it trouble you to murder your brothers?
Raziel:
Did it trouble you when you ordered me into the Abyss?
[Kain’s only response is ironic laughter. He steps back toward one of the arcane dials and prepares to turn it.]
Kain:
Eternity is relentless, Raziel. When I first stole into this chamber,
centuries ago, I did not fathom the true power of knowledge.
[Kain throws the switch, and the Chronoplast device responds.]
Kain:
To know the future, Raziel – to see its paths and streams tracing out
into the infinite… As a man, I could never have contained such forbidden truths. But each of us is so much more than we once were.
Do you not feel with all your soul how we have become like gods? And as such, are we not indivisible? As long as a single one of us stands, we are legion…
Kain:
Our futures are predestined – Moebius foretold mine aeons ago. We each play out the parts fate has written for us. Free will is an illusion.
"ARISE FROM YOUR GRAVE!" 😉
just about every quote Daxter says after Jak gets knocked out is very funny. a few personal favorites are:
1. I’ll say something really tearful at the funeral, like, how am i gonna get changed back now?!
2. Step 1: Stay alive. Step 2: …Think about not doing something like that again! (real fast)
3. While you’re down there, uhh…could you rub my feet?
Second… had a few lines bouncing around in my head so might as well contribute:
Saints Row
3rd Street Saint: [referring to Lin joining West Side Rollerz to obtain insider info] I didn’t think the Rollerz pimped hoes.
Lin: [punches the 3rd Street Saint to the ground] Any other comments?
Johnny Gat: Yeah. When you punch, don’t throw your shoulders so much.
Julius: That sounded like one hell of an explosion. You okay?
The ‘Playa’: [pause] I got run over by a motherfuckin truck. What you think?
Julius: Oh, don’t be a bitch.
Dex: [looking at Luz’s bag] What’s in there? Guns? Money? Some uncut shit?
[looks in bag]
Dex: Shoes?
Luz: Actually, they’re this season’s new…
The ‘Playa’: Bullshit! That’s last years Fall collection!
Luz: No! That’s not t-
[The ‘Playa’ points gun at her]
Dex: Let it go man.
Johnny Gat: [in an elevator, looking for Tanya] I’m gonna skull-fuck that bitch.
The ‘Playa’: [pause] Hope you don’t mind hepatitis
Benjamin King: She tells everything to her fashion consultant, he shouldn’t be too hard to break.
Johnny Gat: Who is this guy?
Benjamin King: Some Eurotrash motherfucker named Stefan.
Johnny Gat: I hate him already.
Saints Row 2
Donnie: Oh, shit!
Boss: You haven’t seen me since your boss shot and stuffed me in the back of a car and the best you can give me is ‘Oh shit’?
Donnie: You’re supposed to be dead!
Boss: That’ll work,now walk to the car…
Johnny Gat: [Boss shows up to the courtroom to free Gat] Shit! About time your burnt ass woke up.
Boss: [Tosses Gat his handcuff keys] You okay, Johnny?
Johnny Gat: Yeah. Aside from almost being sent to the chair, I’m fucking great.
Johnny Gat: [Boss annihilates vehicle] Aah, this is the fucking life.
Johnny Gat: [Boss mauls a fence] I’m not paying for that!
Pierce: *Singing along to radio*
Boss: "Are you fucking shitting me – you’re no Ne-yo."
Julius: "If it wasn’t for me, you would’ve died on that street corner!"
Boss: "If it weren’t for you, I wouldn’t-a been in a god-damn coma!"
Julius: "I guess that makes us even."
*Bang*
Boss: "Not really."
Boss: "Pierce, Gat’s been stabbed."
Pierce: " ‘That mean I get a promotion?"
Boss: "This isn’t fucking funny."
Pierce: "Wait… that didn’t come out right."
Boss: "Whatever."
Pierce: "God, I hate this standing around shit. Why won’t something exciting happen?"
*Junkies attack them*
Boss: "Pierce, you had to say something, didn’t you?"
Sunshine: "There is no shipment, the Saints stole it."
Junkie: "Fuck you, then. Where are they slingin’? I’ll buy it from the-"
*bang*
Sunshine: "No, you will not."
Boss: "Listen… ‘Sunshine’… I don’t care about how fucked up your face is, or that other asshole.
General: "Pity. Dispose of this trash."
SOS: "Right away, General."
Boss: *laughs mellowly*
Boss: "Did you hear that… this guy thinks he a general… hahaha!"
Boss: "Hey Shaundi, this plastic box stole your voice!"
Boss: *waves gun around whilst high*
Boss: *falls over sofa and ends up on the floor*
Shaundi: "How are you feeling?"
Boss: "… Comfortable… and very hungry."
Shaundi: "Need help getting up?"
Boss: "Hmm… no, I’m good."
Shaundi: "There’s probably more people looking for you, y’know."
Boss: "Eh, you can take ’em, right?"
Shaundi: "Probably not."
Boss: "That’s good."
Shaundi: "Fucking lightweights.